When was the last time you had sex?

When was the last time you had sex?

Never cause I like eggs

Few hours ago

Never because i am ugly and women dont even look at me

Over a year. Been with several girls in the last few weeks but couldn't get it up for any of them.

2-3 months ago

With a woman?

Last monday

Last evening

Does doing it with your sister in a dream count?

More than five years ago. Don't know why I can't get gf again, but
>mfw no gf

9/11

You can be ugly and still attract women, user. You just have to be funny OR fake your confidence.

>Pic related is a guide on how to get women. Works on most women. Good lucks anons!

Let see, around 2011, it's been a minute.

To help you out in life.

How to fight/seem like an alpha male.

11st september 2001
> penetrated twins
> came a few hours later
> still feeling it
> I'd never forget...

Dumping randoms

Never.

Wrong one.
This is it

Saturday, her pussy was sooo frugal.

>11st

July. Friend came up from out of state to visit, one night got a particular sort of interesting.

Probably not gonna happen again for a long time.

Few months....

Thanks, Hitler.

6-7 years i lost track

with a man 2 weeks ago
with a woman 2 years ago

8 years ago

could easily fuck people if i want to, but i just dont like most people i meet.

When I left the womb crib, I'm pretty sure my peepee touched a vagina. Does that count?