The catch: your captors are ISIS

The catch: your captors are ISIS.

If you haven't seen a movie or wish, you can use video game character instead or even worse, Youtube person of the last video.

Good look, user.

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I'll be fine.

Seinfeld...... I'm pretty sure that means I die quickly

Fucking Seven of Nine

Them bitches gon get assimilated and shit

Ray Donovan

I like my odds

CAPT JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE

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Captain Picard. I'd just get beamed up.

I think I'll be ok

I should be fine unless my captor turns out to be Black Goku

Mah Trekkie niggas

Pablo Escobar.

I think I'm gonna be alright. As an added bonus, ISIS wI'll be wiped out too...

...

Louis bloom from Nightcrawler

he seems capable but at the same time i think he would kill me after or something

thats thing i watched on tv was the live broadcast of 9/11 and the last person i saw was the high jackers. if they can steal a plane with box cutter they should be able to kill isis and rescue me no problemo

Dutch from killjoys. Im safe.

>would probably just film you being isis'd to death

Heh.. tonight it was the Captain. It was almost Malcolm Reynolds.

am i fucked i cant honestly tell

Guess he'll find me, eventually.

I'm fucked

pablo mi hombre is gonna save me

The mariner from Waterworld
yeah I'll be fine

well i wont be fucked or saved just a dinner for two

Except they would be bros with ISIS.

Prepare to be executed on live TV by Osama bin Laden and the new and improved Mega-ISIS.

I am fucked...

Bill Nye the science guy. You can say im gonna be home in no time

Death to kidnappers.

H20 delirious im cool with that

Im fucked

Well unless ISIS competes in spelling competitions, I'm pretty screwed

>pic related

Saitama from One Punch Man... I think I'm pretty safe.

Ross Kemp.

Jotaro, I win

Was watching a nature documentary. Bears vs. captors?

Monkey D. Luffy

Isis say goodnight

I'll be just fine.

Ayy lmao, I usually end up with some shitty character in these threads, but NOT THIS TIME.

Based Captain Chandler yo.

>he watches blatant american propaganda

Well, I like post apoc stuff, eat a dick.

It's a 60 year old forensic biologist ;_;

>implying Ricky wouldn't just give them hash coins and everything would be ok

Honestly you'd prolly be walkin away with a few extra cigarettes

Have you ever gotten tossed around and rough fucked by an Arab? It's hot as fuck. Being a captive of ISIS would be a dream come true. I've even been suicidal lately so if they killed me that would be even better.

Blastphemous HD. Pretty sure I'm fucked.

been watching narcos lately. Pablo is the fucking man.

Symbologist Robert Langdon from The Da Vinci Code. Im actually not sure if I'll live

Nick Cage from The Wickerman.. Im gonna be burned alive for sure

yo isnt osama dead?

He is fucking coming

...

Pablo Escobar. Am good

He got this

Batman.

Lego Batman.

Hmmm.

Psshhh.

Fool that you are, for you believe what the chemicals in your brain tell you is real...

My god is stronger than your god

He would tell the Muslims exactly why their religion is fucking stupid backed up with some historical facts
You would die even faster

cool

save me, trebek!

I've only been watching movies. It's Leonidas and da 300 Spartans

JOHN CENA

isis is gonna get fucked up big time quite often right here

I mean ISIS has guns so...

Feel pretty safe

Not bad I think

Captain Keith from Deadliest Catch

Guess I'm fucked

Agent Gibbs from NCIS.

He's either going to save me or build some shit out of wood while investigating my murder.

>Damn it, Leroy Jethro, hurry.

id prefer elliot, he gets shit done. THis bitch is still chasing shadows.

and i also dubbed

I think they got this shit

>Captain America Civil War

Who's coming to save me?

Reviewbrah would not only save me from ISIS, but he'd still find time to review Wendys Summer Berry Salad during the rescue because he is just that awesome!

Idk if im fucked or if its just gonna be funny to watch

Forgot to attach damnit

The Doom guy. I think I'll be just fine

he cares for his ppl.

Ray-luhn Geevins!

>If only I could talk like Boyd...

Dr. House.. uhm

faggot

The truth is I would be alone with Ray Charles not the 300 abs

Cleveland from family guy. i may be injured but ill be found in 30 min, the real pain starts when he tries to make jokes

Todd In The Shadows

Nigga I'm watching Doom atm

Mary Berry

win?

well
theyre fucked

they shall know fear...

Captain motherfucking Picard, im fucking saved niggas

Henry.

Hey, Mr. Goatfucker, can I have some popcorn, please?

Those are nice trips

I'm good m8s

I'm so fucked. Last thing i saw on tv was the movie Hoffa. My rescuer is dead.

Might as well kill me now.

Pablo Escobar is going to save me, suckaz

Fuck yea. I'm saved. Longmire is rescuin me.

Same. It'll probably be fun too

>implying he'd poison his body eating your fat unhealthy ass

oh shi-

no, it would be the nature show host.

Dr. Who. I think I'll be fine. Or die, because I'm neither british nor a woman in my mid 20s.

watched deadpool last night.
il be fine.....i think they might kill me for being annoying before he gets to me.....

Why took so long, Boss ?

I'm fucked

Heh.

With this guy the whole of ISIS were to bid this world adieu.

Rory Gilmore