The catch: your captors are ISIS.
If you haven't seen a movie or wish, you can use video game character instead or even worse, Youtube person of the last video.
Good look, user.
The catch: your captors are ISIS.
If you haven't seen a movie or wish, you can use video game character instead or even worse, Youtube person of the last video.
Good look, user.
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I'll be fine.
Seinfeld...... I'm pretty sure that means I die quickly
Fucking Seven of Nine
Them bitches gon get assimilated and shit
Ray Donovan
I like my odds
CAPT JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
Captain Picard. I'd just get beamed up.
I think I'll be ok
I should be fine unless my captor turns out to be Black Goku
Mah Trekkie niggas
Pablo Escobar.
I think I'm gonna be alright. As an added bonus, ISIS wI'll be wiped out too...
...
Louis bloom from Nightcrawler
he seems capable but at the same time i think he would kill me after or something
thats thing i watched on tv was the live broadcast of 9/11 and the last person i saw was the high jackers. if they can steal a plane with box cutter they should be able to kill isis and rescue me no problemo
Dutch from killjoys. Im safe.
>would probably just film you being isis'd to death
Heh.. tonight it was the Captain. It was almost Malcolm Reynolds.
am i fucked i cant honestly tell
Guess he'll find me, eventually.
I'm fucked
pablo mi hombre is gonna save me
The mariner from Waterworld
yeah I'll be fine
well i wont be fucked or saved just a dinner for two
Except they would be bros with ISIS.
Prepare to be executed on live TV by Osama bin Laden and the new and improved Mega-ISIS.
I am fucked...
Bill Nye the science guy. You can say im gonna be home in no time
Death to kidnappers.
H20 delirious im cool with that
Im fucked
Well unless ISIS competes in spelling competitions, I'm pretty screwed
>pic related
Saitama from One Punch Man... I think I'm pretty safe.
Ross Kemp.
Jotaro, I win
Was watching a nature documentary. Bears vs. captors?
Monkey D. Luffy
Isis say goodnight
I'll be just fine.
Ayy lmao, I usually end up with some shitty character in these threads, but NOT THIS TIME.
Based Captain Chandler yo.
>he watches blatant american propaganda
Well, I like post apoc stuff, eat a dick.
It's a 60 year old forensic biologist ;_;
>implying Ricky wouldn't just give them hash coins and everything would be ok
Honestly you'd prolly be walkin away with a few extra cigarettes
Have you ever gotten tossed around and rough fucked by an Arab? It's hot as fuck. Being a captive of ISIS would be a dream come true. I've even been suicidal lately so if they killed me that would be even better.
Blastphemous HD. Pretty sure I'm fucked.
been watching narcos lately. Pablo is the fucking man.
Symbologist Robert Langdon from The Da Vinci Code. Im actually not sure if I'll live
Nick Cage from The Wickerman.. Im gonna be burned alive for sure
yo isnt osama dead?
He is fucking coming
...
Pablo Escobar. Am good
He got this
Batman.
Lego Batman.
Hmmm.
Psshhh.
Fool that you are, for you believe what the chemicals in your brain tell you is real...
My god is stronger than your god
He would tell the Muslims exactly why their religion is fucking stupid backed up with some historical facts
You would die even faster
cool
save me, trebek!
I've only been watching movies. It's Leonidas and da 300 Spartans
JOHN CENA
isis is gonna get fucked up big time quite often right here
I mean ISIS has guns so...
Feel pretty safe
Not bad I think
Captain Keith from Deadliest Catch
Guess I'm fucked
Agent Gibbs from NCIS.
He's either going to save me or build some shit out of wood while investigating my murder.
>Damn it, Leroy Jethro, hurry.
id prefer elliot, he gets shit done. THis bitch is still chasing shadows.
and i also dubbed
I think they got this shit
>Captain America Civil War
Who's coming to save me?
Reviewbrah would not only save me from ISIS, but he'd still find time to review Wendys Summer Berry Salad during the rescue because he is just that awesome!
Idk if im fucked or if its just gonna be funny to watch
Forgot to attach damnit
The Doom guy. I think I'll be just fine
he cares for his ppl.
Ray-luhn Geevins!
>If only I could talk like Boyd...
Dr. House.. uhm
faggot
The truth is I would be alone with Ray Charles not the 300 abs
Cleveland from family guy. i may be injured but ill be found in 30 min, the real pain starts when he tries to make jokes
Todd In The Shadows
Nigga I'm watching Doom atm
Mary Berry
win?
well
theyre fucked
they shall know fear...
Captain motherfucking Picard, im fucking saved niggas
Henry.
Hey, Mr. Goatfucker, can I have some popcorn, please?
Those are nice trips
I'm good m8s
I'm so fucked. Last thing i saw on tv was the movie Hoffa. My rescuer is dead.
Might as well kill me now.
Pablo Escobar is going to save me, suckaz
Fuck yea. I'm saved. Longmire is rescuin me.
Same. It'll probably be fun too
>implying he'd poison his body eating your fat unhealthy ass
oh shi-
no, it would be the nature show host.
Dr. Who. I think I'll be fine. Or die, because I'm neither british nor a woman in my mid 20s.
watched deadpool last night.
il be fine.....i think they might kill me for being annoying before he gets to me.....
Why took so long, Boss ?
I'm fucked
Heh.
With this guy the whole of ISIS were to bid this world adieu.
Rory Gilmore