Going to the barbers in a half an hour. What a good alpha haircut to ask for?
Going to the barbers in a half an hour. What a good alpha haircut to ask for?
buzz cut
"Just fuck my shit up"
This
Something you're comfortable with - jeez user, make up your own damned mind.
It's too late sorry :/
kek
you sure ain't alpha in ure head
you don't need to go to the barber for this.
no longer then 3/4" on top with a fade on the sides and a bit of gel. this is the most alpha haircut of thm all. dont be edgy and get some weird shit or dye it to stand out that just makes you like everyone else.
>gel. this is the most alpha
kek'd
Just shave your head like a man, OP.
Dont 'get a haircut' like a girl, just cut that shit off and continue breathing just having less hair.
Wow Kim Jong un just scored trips
Checked
Go to barber
>pick out the copper coins in your sock
>throw them to the barbers feet
>get rid of that old lady in the chair
>take scissors
>cut your hairs by yourself because you alpha
>???
>profit
yeah, it is. 5/10 made me reply
>double mustache
women love it
this
dis
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>shave head
not everyone has a receding hairline like you.
walter white
...
This, the 80s and 90s are coming back bro, be ahead of the curve.
I wanted this haricut so bad as a kid but my mom would never let me get it.
>not getting the JUST haircut
this
dont be a fag and do the 'side shave/comb over' shitlord style. that's a quick way to get your ass kicked
Get yourself a greaser pompadour, like fucking elvis or Johnny Cash back in the day. Srsly. It's like the best hairstyle for men. Also, it looks cooler with long sideburns.
Though you gotta get pomade to style it. It should be some oily goop shit in a can that basically glues your hair into place (seriously, you can ride a motorcycle and it stays in place). It also doesn't really wash out so one gooping is good for days.
Also, don't get the "pomade" they sell at the stylist, that's basically gel in a can. Not to mention it's 10 times more expensive.
You can get Murrays at any store for like 2 bucks a can.
Open book of styles
Pick out the one thats wearing the sunglasses youre wearing
Works every fuckin time
style on fuckers with your perfect aviator/rayban
pics of yours or it didnt happen.
anyone this serious about pomade has taken a few douchey selfies within the past hour
Get the young hitler comb over
Just get an undercut
5 on the top
1 on the back and sides
I actually don't have a pomp right now, debating growing it back just because I really like the texture of pomade (it's like 10X the hold of gel/hairspray and it doesn't fall out when it gets wet).
I'm sporting a shaved head at the moment... but I think I'm gonna grow it back.
like this?
zis
Faggot
kys
Lynch that Nigger
mohawk, faggot