That kid who called a backpack a book bag

>that kid who called a backpack a book bag

>Friend goes to the bathroom
>Grab his backpack
>Take everything out of it
>Turn it inside out
>Put everything back in
>Zip it back up
>He comes back
>Bell rings
>He asks "Where's my book bag?"
>Finally notices strapless lump sitting next to him
>He's forced to cradle it in his arms as he goes to his next class

Memories man. Damn.

I always called it a packpack

>be in first grade
>only two kids allowed to leave for the bathroom at once
>me and another kid sign out and go
>teacher stands outside in the hallway waiting
>at the urinal
>asks me "Hey user look"
>what
>points dick at me while he's peeing
>I point mine at him
>teacher says "everything ok? "
>he starts crying
>teacher comes in, sees piss drenched kids
>kid says I pissed on him first
>teacher takes me to the principals office
>she opens the door
>gets on the floor
>dinosaur

>The kids who had backpacks on wheels and rolled them down the hallway like a suitcase

>that kid who doesn't read

>that kid who had a gun in his backpack and shot up the school

>that kid who wore Heelys

>that kid who looked like a girl back in middle school and you bullied and called faggot but now want to fuck

holy shit fucking heelys

I wanted these so bad

>that kid that "banged" a girl from a different school every weekend

I've done this. So much fun. Also took some annoying kids mountain dew and passed it around the class as everyone took a sip

>the kid who made model paper airplanes and flew f-16s on the weekend
>same kid who stank and had the worst speech impediment

>the kid that had the naruto headband

I can't skate so I never saw the appeal in these

>that kid who's dad was the neighborhood drug dealer

>that kid that did the naruto weeb run

>tfw i was the neighborhood drug dealer 16-22

>I have downs syndrome

>the nigger that would intentionally make the teacher mad

>that kid who took a shit in school, smeared it all over the toilet seat and walls as a prank, only told about it to his most "trusted friends" yet somehow a few hours later everyone in the school knew the prankster's identity including the teachers, had his alcoholic dad called into the school to clean up the mess who beat him half-dead that night and started molesting him as a punishment/revenge
I was that kid.

>prank

Not sure autism is a prank.

Holy shit did you go to my school? This legit happened - our "class clown" did this and thought it was so fucking funny, but then he got caught and expelled and when people found out, he lost all appeal he ever had amongst his friends.

Kek

>when you were that kid

>the kid who got caught jacking off in class

Did you like it when he put his penis in you? Little faggot

did getting your ass fucked stop you from being a retard poo smearer?

>that kid who called a remote controll a TV box.

>be me
>major jock
>overhear nerd kids talking about wow
>go home and hop on
>find them
>explore and do quests with them
>3 years later
>still together in the group
>they don't know it was me

>that kid that ate bagged lunch and it was always terrible

No, but it turned me legit gay and now I have a scat fetish too, which is probably what lead me to do it in the first place. I love getting shit into my mouth and getting fucked in the ass.

I got accused of this once.
I mean, I've jacked off in the bathroom stalls once or twice just because, but never in the middle of class.

I'm guessing that I was just fidgeting around one day while tapping my leg and it looked weird. Still couldn't recover from the accusation, though.

Dude...

I had one of those kids at my school, except it was a different story at least once a week
For example, one week he has 2 kids next week he's basically a virgin and never said anything about having kids

I had a kid wipe his cum all over the keyboard in computer class

hahaha yeah the dude who got caught cut a hole in his pant pocket and stuck his dick through then proceeded to beat it in class, apparently to this college intern who was training to become a teacher. she was aight maybe 7/10

>that kid with the excessively packed messenger bag

>that short douchebag kid

wow man kys

even as a kid i knew that was cringy as fuck

>tfw

i would probably be laughing at the next kid who had to use that keyboard

>that kid that brought his cd player to school

>that kid who uses Limewire to download songs, burned it to CD, and sell it to his classmates.

>that kid with a rolling backpack

checks out this bad boy

>the kid who bought 24 packs of sodas and sold them for a dollar each in school out of his backpack

God damn Dora ass mother fucker

That's a house.

>kid with the longboard all of the girls liked

The kid who called the remote control "channel selector"

Relatable

Fuck that nigger oml

>or the kid who called the remote a tv turner
>i was that kid, learned it from the grandparents

>that group of kids who would rp their favorite cartoons during recess

>that kid who told everyone I sucked his dick even though he sucked mine too but denied it when I called him out about it
>tfw my parents still think i'm gay even though we were just experimenting

we used to rp wwe

>that kid

You are gay though

>i was that kid that would smoke weed and bang your girlfriend in the back of my car

Fuck are you me?

edgy

>that kid that wanted to rap

>that kid who played bakugan

>that kid that came high to class everyday
not that it's a bad thing, but those kids were always the friendliest people

...

Shit I did that. Made so much money, swear to God I made 60 dollars a week doing that. Which for a 3rd grader is a bit.

> That kid with Social Anxiety and Crippling Depression and messy hair who looked like he hadn't slept a day in his life and wore Black Jeans and a Black Hoodie every day and never talked to anyone and constantly looked like he was upset and was absent 1/3 of the days from school but somehow managed to pass and continue to the next grade until he graduated and no one ever knew what happened to him afterwards but most assume he offed himself...

>that kid who filmed red bull in my cup

I call it both.

>that kid that always had an energy drink
>that fat fuck that wore the same pair of clothes each day, never showered, literally didn't understand hygiene. I'm talking to you timmy smith, you smelled so fucking bad.

>that song you downloaded from limewire but was actually porn

> tfw I was like that except I wasnt fat and didnt smell bad because I showered and washed my clothes every day

The memories. My family didn't want to buy me that shit but my uncle did anyways.

Pretty fun, actually.

Eh, back in the day we used to RP Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers... the original ones.

Tells you how old I am

>that one Mexican whose mom made him breakfast burritos to take to school

...

I knew a kid like that back when I was in middle school that kids name was mark he wasn't fat but just smelled

>mfw not calling it a clicker

>that kid that gave out tips on how to survive school

Oh shut the fuck up

This.

>That kid who called the remote the "remote control"

Die

I did this and still do.

Cris is that you?

You sound gay.

Do your parents know your gay?

>
This kid had black greasy ass hair. His outfit consisted of black jeans a black band shirt, and a black windbreaker. He never took off his jacket and wore the same clothes. Never changed. He had enough dirt under his nails to start a compost pile.

>me in 7th grade
>go on band trip
>see hotel pool with a thick layer of green algae on top.
>"Tim you won't jump in that shit"
>tfw he cannonballs in front of everyone with his shoes fully clothed.
>later that night in the hotel room
>pours a glass of water, takes out a giant white ball of gum from his mouth and puts it in the glass.
>hangs his wet pool shirt on the shower panel.
>next morning he wakes up pops the gum in his mouth and puts the black shirt on that has a film of green algae on it.

I'm not a genetic trash you fucking shit, I despise gays

>that kid who smoked cock and always said he fucked your girlfriend, even though you don't have a girlfriend

>that black kid with robo glasses who hung out with him

Sounds exactly like mark except he isn't fat

You're a self-hater you say?

>that kid who pushed piano with wheels down the school stairs, got caught, parents had to buy new piano, without wheels

You can't make me mad user, I'm 100% straight and confident in it.

how did he get it to the stairs??

>that one kid who joined for a few months then disappeared

>I'm 100% straight
>I sucked a guys cock and had my cock sucked by a guy

And I'm a gay man that just happens to fuck women.

It doesn't really count if you suck a few cocks before you're 18, children are supposed to try everything

It was in music classroom that was on second floor. He got assigned to move it to plateou for school musical.

Also

>that kid who droped mixture of random chemicals into fish aquarium, got caught, parents had to buy new fishes

I was fucking retarded, but again im not better now.