Campus socialists host a barbecue

>campus socialists host a barbecue
>sir would you like a free sausage
>no thanks but i'll buy one

triggered

i love socialists, they are a great source of entertainment

They want to take all your money, then spread it around and tell you it's from the system. Hilarious

bumping with boobs

Might as well be celebrity boobs. OP are you still here?

It never ceases to amaze me when the OP who starts a thread abandons it.

Just so you know, asshole, if it was socialist, you already had payed for the sausage. It's not free, even in the superior socialist countries, like Finland and Norway etc. You're just too fucking stupid to understand.

Relax man, I'm not OP btw. Don't take socialists seriously, their logic doesn't work.

Both major economic systems have flaws, but a free market is the best thing that works so far.

Free market systems can cause economic depression, but socialism fails on so many other levels that it doesn't even deserve a chance.
Ask any macro economics person. On paper, socialism looks good. But in reality inequity exists at all levels and socialism fails EVERY time.

All it takes to ruin the socialism formula is for one person to work harder than another. They become dispondent when they aren't rewarded for it, then resigns themselves to only doing the minimum.
Homer Simpson incarnate. QED.

Norway and Finland is social democracy its different , its kinda like usa just with a bit more market regulation and healthcare and free schools etc

also it works much better here in Norway because of oil money and because we are so few. it might not work as well when you scale it up.

So you paid for a free hotdog at what was likely some kind of charity fundraiser if this story even happened at all.

You've punctured my very core with your edge.

yeah... why do they do that?

But that isn't true Socialism. They alter the formula by selling oil on the free market. That introduces revenue into the system.
Doing business with China is the same thing. Using their slave labor in our market gives them money, and props up a communist regime. Both sides 'win' (until you look at the long term results, that is).

USA is not so much a democracy as a Capitalism, in that money votes, people don't actually have a say.

Why would that be amazing in any way. It's simply the way some people do things and it's pretty common on here. Not even surprising.

dont share your misunderstandings of socialism, you just keep that all to you

My guess is that they have a short attention span, and when it doesn't catch on they move on to another thing, like a squirrel.
This was meant to be a troll thread, clearly. Nobody would take the bait, so OP fagged out. I, however, don't give a shit at all, recovered the thread and put it back up to pg. 1.
> Happy Birthday, OP, you knob end

Joke: whats the difference between a sausage and a cock?

you're mistaking political systems w/economic systems. Rephrase your remark.

Not taking your bait. I'll be amazed at any fucking thing I want, thanks

Off by five, but go ahead. I don't know, what?

ll632172
yeah, i guess you're right. Still, very rude.
Well done on saving it for the rest of us.

My pleasure. Here's Lilly LeBeau taking a pic of a huge dick

Whats the difference between a sausage and a cock?

>I don't know, what?

Oh, I that case then, do you want to come around to my place tonight for hotdogs?

Oh come on! Isn't some troll going to disagree with the size of the dick now? HAHAHAHA!

> That's not such a huge dick....zzz

>being this mad

oh, I get it! HAW HAW HAW

It's a variation of the old 'do you know how sperm floats' joke, brilliant work

Wasn't this about socialism? Nevermind, that's so boring anyway. What's the next joke?

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Do we have any Brits in the thread? If so, you'll get this:
I have to go post a letter, keep the thread alive for me please until i get back. OP is gone anyway, take over for a few minutes.
When i get back i'll take requests on what to post. You WON'T be disappointed
> as long as it's legal

That's my only sausage based joke I'm afraid.

Take this socialism based joke instead:

Q: Will there be any theft after we reach the communist stage of development?

A: Yes, but only if, after socialism, there is anything left to be stolen.

You better deliver faggot.

Aye, aye Cap'n

how fucking autistic are you?

>the old 'do you know how sperm floats' joke
What is this joke 'new OP'?

>Hello my brother, you want a free meal?
>No, I like to buy one.
>Thank you for your glorious donation to the socialist cause. Your donation will be remembered and honoured for the rest of the BBQ.

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Damn, off by 4 this time

ok, I'm back. What kind of CFNM jpgs do you want?
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same premise as the joke above, but in the middle of the joke you say 'you know how sperm floats when you're in the bathtub?' and when they agree, you laugh at them for jacking off in the bathtub....
>same stupid shit

Don't you want some CFNM pics, user?

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haha! Never heard that, will try it on some semi-lame occasion just for guffaws

>CFNM
whats that stand for?
also *yes*

Clothed Female, Naked Male

sauce?

yes, yes, I see it now!
How did this become a keen interest of yours if I may ask?

One of my fantasies is being stripped naked by a group of women, and it went from there. I have dozens of sub folders

the sauce is ingrained into the jpg, it's cfnm.net

I'm not much into the degradation, just the enjoyment of women of my junk

I got trips!
And who doesn't like a blowjob?

CFNM blowjobs are the best

Here's just a small list:
CFNM blowjobs
(add cfnm to all of these)
beach
strippers
handjobs
medical
captions
bodypainting
bachelorete parties
anime
bdsm
jpan
looking at it
dick measuring
small penis humiliation, SPH
swimming
sleeping
laughing at it

fair enough. Seems legit. Enjoying the pics.

Any situation that would require a woman to pull a man's pants down and look at/hold/or more to a man's penis

All models are over 18, so bite my ass
> janitors are quick to ban, slow to learn

>the USA is a capitalism
>is a capitalism
>a capitalism

Great, glad to see it.

Yeah, we alrdy covered that he mixed up politics with economics, read the thread

Surely you can get this to play out quite easily by getting yourself a (or a few) female doctors?

ugly ass bitch and a fucked up dick.

You can have a lot more fun with medical students

Thank you for your contribution.
Perhaps a little game for you?
Create a familiar phrase using only the following words:
off, fuck.

Oh, you're going to have to troll a little harder than that!
This is adorable! Like I'm related to the subjects or even if that's my dick! hahahaha!

haha, yeah I guess so!

more medical, sort of

My medical CFNM folder has 832 jpgs in it. That's just one folder. Heck, the unsorted folder has over 20,000 files in it.

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For some reason, witnesses are all over the place. I guess that fufills the exhibitionist fantasy

pardon my boner, Doctor

This could go to medical degredation pretty quickly, and I'm not into that

Not a big fan of Gladirex stuff, but some of it is okay

Some things I've noticed about this fetish:
Women take off the mens' clothes
The men don't object (duh)
the men don't use their hands
Most of the time it ends up in either a blowjob or handjob

thanks user, enjoyable and enlightening. Got to dash

A lot of the time the man is forced to jerk off in front of women

That's an oligarchy faggot

Right, then.
Be sure to have your testicles examined twice yearly!

Biology class was never like this when I was in school

She was breathing on my dick!

Miss, will the Dentist be in soon?

Wow, you're the nicest nurse I've ever had!

Another category is CFNM beach, where the girls wear swimsuits, but the guys go naked.
The girlfriends like showing off their bfs.

fuck you

Some of these are from Euro beaches where it's not a big deal.
You have to understand that here in the USA you get branded a sex offender for life if you only urinate in public.

Thanks for the bump

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Honey, please don't play with my dick in public!

I know this video

Please girls, it's just a wiener

They are both enjoying themselves

Anybody still in here?

topless is okay too

Her: Have a look at my boyfriends' wiener!

Hasn't seen his dick in several years

No Grandpa, I DON'T want a hug!

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Nudism is a great way of achieving ED.