/Beach volleyball/

/Beach volleyball/

Women's Quarterfinal

Brazil - Russia

United States - Australia

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olympics.cbc.ca/video/live/beach-volleyball-women-quarterfinals-brazil-russia.html
stream.nbcolympics.com/beach-volleyball-womens-quarterfinal-3
youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJ5Lc0WwVw
youtube.com/watch?v=uecqTO2fP2g
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This might be a quick match

Respect for sticking with the bikinis, Russia

how do i into catalog?

Why are the Brazilians so modest? Is it time for Sharia so soon?

>volleyball is the same as beach volleyball

That's for indoor you fucking moron

That was Brazil vs Russia in indoor Volleyball

Im sorry ill just go and build 4 walls around myself
;-;

first for seriously who is the beach volleyball play by play commentator? Her autism commentary is sportskino

This is why we need a wall.

Okay but I'll pay for it

It's a harsh winter night of 15 degrees Celsius in Rio right now.

>Russia

Match will be over quickly.

Hopefully Russia wins just because of they are in Bikinis

These Brazilians classy. They're booing the Russians.

>native brazilians wearing the "it's cold" burkas
>russia wearing bikinis
Explain this Brazil.

Are there even any slavs in the crowd?

RUSSIA HAS THE KYUUBI

Current events

they live in a hot country so they are less tolerant to cold?

The stream I'm watching said the Russian ladies are just used to the cold weather, and that they've probably dealt with worse.

That actually makes sense. It's relatively cold for Brazilians, and relatively warm for Russians.

20C is considered cold in Brasil

Somewhat cold breezes are our weakness.

How cold can they be if they are clearly sweating?

>Brazil - Russia
It was fun while it lasted. May as well enjoy the game.

>you can't sweat if it's cold

Have ever exercised in your life?

It's not over until the fat Brazilian lady sings

They're fighting back, at least. Others just got memed on.

Man an upset here would be great for KWJ

Russia's actually leadign by FIVE now. Brazilchoke incoming

You kidding? The Swiss nearly beat the other Brazil squad.

Tf is going on here....

what did he mean by this

Yea I have, its exhausting.. so I would still not cover up since Id exhaust me more JROTC

It must the curse of the beach burqas

OBVIOUSLY not my qt Heidrich. I'm talking about teams like China and the lesser-skilled German squad.

Have you guys ever played beach volleyball with a girl?

why is beach volleyball on so late?

>Played
>With a girl

H-hard to do that when they want you dead....

> French tv not showing Butts Ball

Please deliver a 1080p crystal clear stream

So they athletes can sleep until noon after they fuck into the wee hours of the morning.

user don't be like that.

It's not just girls.

What do those blue tribal tattoos mean? Gulag of origin?

...

NBC

It's tape

Sexually explicit

In all honesty though it's just scheduling.
Without scheduling everything would happen at once.
The organisers did it so people can watch as much sport as possible.

Example: Shooting is typically a morning sport.
Diving is typically an afternoon sport.
Basketball is typically a night sport.

Snow magic from Putin-sama.

3.7Mbps 1080p
olympics.cbc.ca/video/live/beach-volleyball-women-quarterfinals-brazil-russia.html

Yes :)

Is sports tape one of the biggest scams in the last 10 years? There's no way it actually does anything. It's just a fucking placebo.

>SLAVS IN CHARGE OF KEEPING THEIR LEAD

>Woman commentator on a live event
Literally never seen this before.
Even on womyn sports you have a man who is the main commentator and some woman who used to play x sport on his side.

I've never seen a woman be the main commentator.

Pretty scary.

I agree

Clutch comeback

>this comeback
wew

>russia is ripping balls

FUCK OFF MONKEYNIO REEE

t. basement dweller

>RUSSIA
>RUSSIA
>RUSSIA

she's not just the main commentator. She's literally been the only one on the women's beach volleyball. Her identity has been a mystery.

kek

GET FUCKED, SOVIET RUSSIA!!

What time is it in London, m8?

>Barbara Streisand

Has that song just reached Brazil?

"that's why this team has a 93%... winning the match... if they win the first set!"
lol it's like a female murray walker

This shit is so rigged

She's not bad. She sounded like she was drunk the other night too.

t. a professional shitposter

03:25

If you want to know why I'm not asleep it's because I can't sleep. I've had the same recurring nightmare every night for twelve years and only rest when I can't fight it anymore.

I can only find indoor volleyball. This thread is an elaborate ruse

Whoomp there it is! is just short of being our national anthem

Short work of Russia's ladies.

why are the brazilians looking so old and haggard?

Maybe because they're old ?

Are the slavs qt?

Can't stand the burkas desu. If Brazil just went with the yoga pants, I would've forgiven them.

stream.nbcolympics.com/beach-volleyball-womens-quarterfinal-3

Russians shook as fuck

I thought this was your national anthem?

youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw

dubs of truth. She was definitely not sober and I fucking approve.

Not only that but flying solo

GG EASY NO RE.

How do you make a living if you invert your sleep pattern?

one is, one isnt

thanks

I never get myself so tired to the point where I know I can't work eight hours.

I've gotten used to it so I know the energy I have.

If I know I can't stay awake for another eight hours I force myself to sleep.

It's this one now
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJ5Lc0WwVw

Europe here, NBC jews blocking everything

Oh, that should be terrible, man. Can't you just ignore that after all this time?

Daily reminder you will never have a fit volleyball gf who is taller than you.

Agatha -33 Barbara -29
They seem alright to me

Russia boutta get swept in beach and indoors

That isn't even music.
That's just moaning.

Get on Cuba's level.

youtube.com/watch?v=uecqTO2fP2g

>Carrying me around like a helpless pet

IDK how to feel about that.

so are you allowed to reach your hands over the net as long as you dont touch the net?

Need canuck VPN

Not really. I don't even know how it started.

It starts off with me in a single grey cube of a room. There are no windows or doors and I'm just sitting on a normal wooden chair in the centre of the room wearing a t-shirt, jeans and trainers. It isn't because I've had the dream before but for some reason I know something bad is going to happen and I start hyperventilating. The hyperventilating acts like some calling for the bad thing to occur sooner so I hyperventilate even more. Eventually this kind of demon appears except it's not really a ghoul - rather just a normal human naked body without breasts or genitalia so you don't know what gender it is and not even with a face. It might look pretty innocuous but for some reason in the dream I scream and scream and scream until I eventually wake up.

Twelve years I've had this dream.