Secret story time thread
tell us your secret stories you wont tell no one us
i'll go first:
>be me
>fap to bella thorne more than anyone
>fapping spree for about a month
>fap so much tell my friends
>think im wierd
>doilooklikeicarenigger.png
>google again ready for fap
>read her info by accident
>scrolls down
>is only 14
>PEDOALERT.AVI
>PEDOALERT.AVI
>Never speak of it or do it again
i am ashamed i am a pedophile guys, whats your secrets?
If anything you're a hebephile
14yos these days look like adults and act like hormone controlled sluts so don't be ashamed
so i dont have to killmyself for being a dirty pedo for fapping tot his?
and this
and she only turned 18 this year which makes iteven worse cuz i fapped to her for LITERAL YEAAARS!
lets just face it fellow user, i should kill myself
Why do you even care if she was 14 or not? If she's hot she's hot. that's that
but not without one last suicide fap
Because according to most people if you get a boner from this:
your a pedo
maybe i should stick with classic gay pedo shit instead of that... i should just accept my fate
most people don't know shit
don't worry so much about what others would think
whatever
you are getting whiney and that's annoying
So you're saying it is okay to fap to her? i need someone's blessing mang i have no reason to live other than eating and fapping pl0x
you absolutely should kill yourself for fapping to that.
I don't care how old that thing is either.
So im not a pedo im just an autist?
I fapped to preteens doing gymnastics on YouTube and I still live
so go ahead
I've unintentionally had thoughts of my neighbor's 12-year-old daughter flash into my mind when fapping.
>i didn't ask for this
>i don't want to
>i feel gross afterwards and have to stop
>i'm worried i'll become comfortable with it and start fapping on purpose while thinking about her
is she hot?
got pics?
how can you feel gross when fapping to something as pure as a child?
i was molested alot as a child. i remember the first time, must've been around 9, remember beast wars playing on tv
>have a blonde babysitter
>always nice. smiles, hugs, pretty color, pretty smell
>been around for what seems like forever
>one day mom goes to see a movie with some friends
>remember watching cartoons, her next to me
>feel safe
>feel her hand on my thigh
>i sit there speechless, spiderman tshirt on, as she touches my dick
>"don't worry, just checking your temperature," she says.
>"I don't.... okay," i murmur, confused
>after a while she pulls down my pants. "I think you may be sick." she takes off her shirt. teal underwear; the color has since aroused me.
>starts playing with my dick
>first boner that i clearly recollect
>she kisses me, taking my hands and planting them upon her breasts
>i like the feeling but don't understand what's going on
>"You need to take my temperature now," she says. "Do i feel really hot?"
>i shake my head, not knowing what to say
>She licks my lips, then both of my cheeks.
>Before i realize it, she's kissing and licking my cock
>She sucks it, moaning. "You are so hard. I think i can help you."
>feel an internal flash; my heart races and i feel release never known before
>She pulls my pants up. gives me twinkies. More smiles. Hugs. Asks me if know what a secret is
Your post gave me an erection.
why couldnt i be molested
This is a secrets thread, not a things that didn't happen thread
im the OP, and damn that gave me the hard peepee and i didnt even look at a kid so ill let it slide
if he was really molested I feel bad
>This is a secrets thread, not a things that didn't happen thread
I think user thinks the secret is that in never happened
This, it would be weirder not to fap to her.
I was molested when I was 11 years old by a 16 year old girl that was raped by her father. I never told anyone that story and I'm not going to green text it. I guess that's a secret, but it not that it's a secret exactly, it just never really comes up
I work at a grocery store and every time I have to check a hot girls ID I try to remember her name or write it down when I can so I can find her online and fap to her pics.
Holy shit, I do the exact same thing, but I work at a AT&T store
I ain't getting too into details but this dude pulled a gun on me after I picked up less than an ounce of weed off him for a road trip so I came back with some friends and a replica AK, tied dude up, and dropped him off in the middle of nowhere ass naked halfway between Phoenix and Reno
i thought everyone does this?
I worked at a grocery store, but I never thought of doing this. I think I'm just autismo. I remember some guy who was of a questionable age yelling at me because HE forgot his ID.
>Classic customers!
I was actually date-raped a couple of weeks ago but i'm too embarrassed to say anything.
>my roommate threw a party
>got smashed
>partially know related; a friend of a friend
>2am and i'm fucked up
>smoked a blunt with a few people before they left
>related sticks around and gave me a drink that tastes fucking sour and strong, claiming it was a combination of all the open containers
>offered to help clean up
>less work for me so i shrugged
>spilling cups into the trash, i suddenly felt dizzy and sleepy
>I grabbed a hold of my dick and felt it growing for reasons beyond me
>I needed to lay down
>tumbled into my room and crashed on my bed
>i'm falling unconscious when i suddenly felt someone flip me onto my back
>my belt was undone. i tried to focus but can't. my pants were pulled down
>"What's...happening," I groaned, feeling fingers wrapping themselves around my erect dick
>a shadow hovered over me. "I don't think," i managed to utter before she planted herself down upon me
>a trail of drool oozed itself passed my lips as she rode me, my eyes rolling around
>she gasped and moaned
>i blacked out just when she began to kiss me, sloppy tongue rolling around my mouth
>woke up hours later alone
>laid out across my bed with my pants down
>dick smelt like sushi
>saw no condom
>got tested
>positive for gono
I've confronted the girl but she denies everything. No one would believe a man claiming to have been raped by the opposite sex.
This is as good a thread as any to bring this up, I suppose. I'm 50 years old. My live-in girlfriend of 4 months is 19. I lied about my age on the online site where we met, but she knows the truth now. She has a fake ID, so we've lied to all my friends and my family about her age (they think she's over 21). Oddly, her parents and family know the entire situation and are relatively ok with it.
Not so much a secret as bragging, I guess. Lol. But while our age difference is pretty drastic, we do hide it a lot and most people who know us think we're within 15 or 20 years apart, rather than 30.
Any questions?
>No one would believe a man claiming to have been raped by the opposite sex.
You are right, and I basically had the same thing happen to me, the bitch was trying to get pregnant . Good luck
Pic related?
The only people that care about the age difference is feminists and sjw , the rest of us are like good for you gramps , live the dream
Thanks, Sup Forumsro. I think
That's fucked up. Idk what I'd do if she showed up at my doorstep pregnant. Prob punch her in the face on impulse. I want to get justice, but most likely won't.
Yes. Not all rapists are attractive.
Do you have a pic of her by any chance??
I'm neither, but I think it's weird.
Rule of thumb being n/2 + 7. n being your age, this will tell you the youngest person you can date without it being weird.
I have a file on my computer filled with stolen nudes from my female friends phones and computers. I took some of my other friends pictures off facebook and had them cock tributed. I jerk off to them all the time.
Lots of people think it's weird. By the rule of thumb you quote, I should date no one younger than 32. But what if I meet this awesome person who turns 32 in 3 months. Is it still weird? What if it's a year and 3 months? Etc. etc.
We've both thought it through and even have our concerns about it occasionally. But for now, it's the most beautiful relationship either of us have ever been in. And oddly, we "fit" when we go out. Like, no one thinks I'm her dad or anything, we actually make a pretty decent couple.
bump
bump for tits
I'm not trying to insult you, I hope I'm banging 19 yo's when I'm 50
The only people that care about age are women, and male sjw. I honestly don't care is a 50 year old is dating a 20 yo, and no self respecting man should, I mean have you seen what 50 yo women look like?. Men age like a fine wine, women age like store bought milk.
>Idk what I'd do if she showed up at my doorstep pregnant
the joke was on the bitch that tried to get pregnant by me, I'm sterile ,you on the other hand, there's nothing you can do, you'd still have to pay child support. Odds are you are mildly successful and she seen you as a meal ticket
according to feminst standards for men, if a woman were to make a sexual move on a man without asking for consent first, it's technically molestation. The difference is you're just more alike in age.
I pick my nose and eat my boogers, when no one is around
Reading this gave me an erection
>be me approximately 1,5 years ago
>be at this party with friends from school about six or seven of us
>get wasted and have a lot of fun
>around 5 or 6 return to friends house to crash.
>4 of us stick around to crash in the living room
>me on inflatable bed annoyed because I wanted the couch
>this stupid bitch passed out on it
>she's a 7/10 nice tits and very thick in the good way.
>everyone's asleep can't sleep feeling horny
>I grab my dick and play with it but can't get off without porn and phone's dead.
>get crazy idea
>walk over to couch with dick in hand carefully maneuvering past two other sleeping people
>stand over bitch's face with dick in hand
>start jerking off but still not enough
>grab on of her tits and play with it a bit
>put hand between legs and stroke
>her mouth is half open
>put dick against lips while stroking
>get really into it start dragging my dick and balls across her face while furiously stroking
>try to get dick as far in her mouth as possible but teeth blocking my way
>keep rubbing dick against lips while jerking
>almost there
>pull my pants further down and put asshole on her face/nose try to fart
>I'm too pussy to actually fart because I'm afraid she'll wake up but keep ass to nose for a bit while still jerking
>feel tension building turn around again
>rub some more against her lips
>I feel the cum moving up
>shoot an average load on her cheek stand back a bit
>hate myself for not charging my phone because I can't take a picture now
>go to bathroom to get paper towel and clean dick
>go back to bitch look at here sleeping face with my cum on here cheek
>she'll never know
>wipe my cums of her cheek and go back to bed
>see her at school next day and can't stop envisioning her with my cum on her cheek
Tried to do it again a couple of months later, but she woke up, she talked to me about it and wasn't happy. We actually became friends for a while after, but lost contact after school was over.
I always wanted to try a sword fight with my erect penis, but I'm not gay
If really true, at least write some sort of brief statement with incontrovertible timestamp saying what happened so if she is pregnant it doesn't look so much like you made it up to avoid paying child support.
i once came so hard and so much it literally caused me severe pain and had to go to the doctor
protip: don't punch her in the face, punch her in the stomach
No worries, man!
I definitely agree, for obvious reasons.
You're not a pedophile. Pedophiles want to fuck children.
A hot woman is a hot woman whether she's 12 or 70. It's totally normal to fap to hot women.
In my last post, meant to quote you here. "I definitely agree, for obvious reasons"
So when she hits her sexual peak, you'll be in your 70's. That'll work. How's your bank balance? Loadsamoney?
Fucking same god dammit
My secret is.. I actually know the names of the three guys that jumped and assaulted me last Friday night. But the way police reports work here, they'll get access to all my info if I file specific named reports against them.
And I know they're part of a local criminal gang with 30 or so members.
That's why I pretended I don't know their names to the cops today, and just described them VERY thoroughly. Don't want their fellow shitheads to hurt me or my family.
Call me a beta if you will, idgaf. At least those fucking sandniggers ain't getting any info on where my children live.
Totally legal in Germany.
She's 18 now, so you fine
>Sup Forums logic
>viciously masturbate to kids
>tell people that once they turn 18
>makes it okay
oh Sup Forums, how i love thee
Let me tell you a story about how I turned out this shy Filipino girl. It's a story I have to keep secret because most normal people would judge me for it but who cares lets go:
>be me
>looking for some pussy on a dating app
>there's this one girl who keeps texting me but she has no picture
>no pics so I don't care
>no other girls are responding
>get desperate
>ask her out
>she's excited
>ask for pic before we meet
>She sends one
>she's like a 6/10 not a fatty tho so that's good
>ehh fuck it i'll take her on a date
>I go to pic her up
>lives in a shitty apartment complex
>take her to some korean bbq place
>she's 19 only been living in California for about a year
>her english is good but sometimes gets confused
>can tell she's lonley
>she doesn't have many friends
>She's really bashful and shy
>evil thoughts in my head
>I know she's submissive in bed
>I take her home
>Kiss her before she leaves
>Tell her I'd love to see her again
>she seems excited
>thinks I'm sweet
>has no idea how much of a whore I'm planning on treating her
gonna continue in another toast
pic unrelated
cont now m8
i accidentally came on justin beiber when fapping i didnt know i clicked on another image while :(
Now you're an inadvertent Belieber
Continued:
>Take this girl on another date
>nothing really happens just a basic date
>she's a little dressed up, can tell she likes me
>I don't give a shit about her
>dates over, drop her off.
>this time my goodbye kiss is more aggressive and I grab her ass
>She's a little nervous but she likes it
>I'm done with dates
>My texts get more sexual
>tell her how much I love her lips
>I get her all horny
>one night I say I'm busy but I can see her after
>I'm not busy I just don't want to take her out
>I meet her outside her place
>She wants to get in the backseat of my car
>"no"
>I find a tree to kinda hide behind and pull my cock out
>she's stroking it but still wants to go in the car
>lol I'm not giving her my dick till she proves she's my whore
>"Get on your knees and suck my cock"
>she does it
>she's shy but is trying to impress me
>I grab her hair and fuck her face
>She gags a few times
>"I need you to take all of it"
>She tries really hard but she can't
>that's fine I just like hearing her choke
>I'm gonna bust so I tell her to look up and me and open her mouth and stick out her tongue
>I bust on her face and tongue and get some on her shirt
>"good girl"
>she swallows what's in her mouth.
>She stands up and asks if I have anything to clean her up with.
>"no"
>she's just awkwardly standing there with cum on her face
>it's pretty late so I tell her I have to go but she was great
>She just walks back into her crummy apartment like that
>she texts me the next day saying she's never done anything like that before
>"did you like it?"
>she says yes
>"good girl, I've got more things I want to do to you"
should I keep going?
YES
Yeah boi
MORE EPIC BREAD TOAST
CONT FAG
lol stop being so pathetic, all you did was fap, its not like you harmed anyone or anything in the process...
other than your social status among your friends that is, you disgusting peed0
There's a pool on the roof of my apartment complex, it's right in the city so I usually bring chicks back from the night club strip to go skinny dipping at like 3am. Occasionally while I'm on my own, I like to get naked and dunk only my balls in the water, or at least dunk them first. Having the chill hit them without letting your body acclimatize is a real rush, and I enjoy watching them recoil back towards my body. I generally only do it while I'm high though.
No way she 14 mang
Wew lad
You're neither. Just chill out. You're good.
continued:
so the first time I fuck this girl is pretty uneventful
I fucked her doggy style without a condom in the back of my car
guys
it was the tightest pussy I've ever had
holy fuck was it tight
I don't think she'd been with too many guys in her life. God I wish I still had her around.
anyway I fuck her a bit in my car and bust on her face again. this time I was nice and had some tissues. now that I got our first time out of the way I was ready to really start emotionally manipulating her and degrading her.
So lemme tell you about the time I fucked her in my room.
>at this point I don't take her on dates anymore
>I'm a bartender so sometimes she waits up for me just to give me head or a quick fuck at like 3am after work
>I never stay over at her place
>she's never seen my place
>call her and tell her tonight is special she can stay over at my place
>She's very excited
>She's over at my place and as soon as she puts her bag down I start making out with her and taking her clothes off
>I bend her over while she's standing and make her put her hands on the wall
>I'm pulling her hair to make her arch her back
>I slap her ass and ask "are you my little whore?"
>she doesn't say anything
>I stick my dick in her and she gasps
>I slap her ass harder and start thrusting
>"Are you my little whore?"
>she lets out this meek little "yes"
>"Say it" I demand while I'm pounding her
>"yes, I'm your little whore."
>I could tell she didn't like saying that
>"again"
>"I'm your whore"
>"good girl"
She loves it when I call her a good girl so it's my reward for her slutty behavior
I'll continue in another post sorry If i'm taking too long
That's a really good story user
MOAR
>not going to greentext it
Well ok I'll take those dubs back and you can fuck off
An this was one of your "customers"?
By God, type faster!
9/10 kekt fam
Be me
be 12
liked to flash cock
flashed it to a woman about 35-40
came to my house
threatened to complain
blackmailed to show nude
I'm 45 and I'm seeing a 22 year old. First off it's not all its cracked up to be. Her music taste are shit absolutely no work ethic. Her friends fucking hate me and call me dad. It's hard to hold a conversation like equals - it's always like a teacher / student conference. Her body is tight and I love to fuck her - I mean she's fit and energetic and I'm well endowed and have been financialy very blessed but I occasionally want more than just a sex toy. Everybody I know tells me how lucky I am and calls me perv etc. but they don't realize how hard it is to date someone from this fucked up generation. I called up an old flame the other day and we met up. I was so happy and I even talked her into sex for old times sake. I almost puked when I saw her naked body. I am very lucky - maybe I will die before she leaves me.
she was though, google it
Yup, Filipino girls look shy but they are the easiest in my experience. And the most romantic too. There are a lot of them working in my country (nurse majority). I dated like 6 of them from tinder. And 5 of them I got my hands all over them by end of the first date. And now I still keep in touch with a 34 years old filipino single mom. I used to be very active with her. Every few days I came over to her rented room and did all kind of positions i could think of (her favorite was standing doggy against the window and look at the view outside). Taught her how to give a good bj too.
Pic related. She whatsapped me this photo and wrote my name on her hand when she was horny.
Wat. That's aunty Kim doe
Kek
Daddy ? ;__;
No, no questions. Other than post a pic of this slut
Damn. Should've had a charged phone God damnit
LUMINATE CONFIRM 9/12
Whyd they jump you? Also I wouldn't have snitched either. Get some of your boys and go get some fucking get back dude.
He's clearly a beta though, user.
I have three different fuck buddys that don't know about each other
>be in college
>taking 3 courses
>each one has a hot spanish chick in it which is what i'm in to
>i flirt with all three thinking i will get at least one to flirt back
>mfw they all flirted back
Fucked the first one only once, she's more of a relationship type so its harder but she has a bitchy personality so once i know i'm at the end of my fuck buddy rope and the start of my relationship rope i'll jump ship
Fucked the second one three times so far, she's really quiet but when she does talk it's always something sexy, all three times it was on campus in her car
Fucked the third one 9 times, she is a total freak and i'm pretty sure she's fucked her share of guys before me, gonna have to cut her off soon though because she's starting to make sexual gestures at me and obviously rubbing up against me in class and that hurts my odds for future fuck buddy candidates
I'm always thinking about if they ever found out about each other i would have three pissed off latinas after me and we all know how that would end
Btw can post pics just request which one
continued:
>I keep pounding her in this position for a bit because I know it's hard for her
>she's on her tip toes and just the tips of her fingers are on the wall
>my fist full of her hair is practically what's holding her up
>"your pussy is so fucking tight"
>"I'm not tight you're just so big"
>the fact I didn't have to prompt her into saying that was great
>I pounded her really fucking hard for a minute after that
>I'm done with this position
>want my dick sucked
>I pull out and say "I need you to taste your pussy"
>My dick is very wet and she hesitates before sucking it
>"You love sucking cock dont you?"
>she gives a meek nod
>I pull out my phone and start recording
>she stops and looks worried
>"are you filming?!"
>"you love being fucked like a slut don't you?"
>she doesn't say anything just looking up at me with some big sad eyes
>that's just what I want
>I shove her face back onto my cock
>she continues sucking but seems less enthusiastic now that I'm recording it.
>I make her gag on my dick a bit before I ask her again
>"do you love sucking cock?"
>she's all meek "I love sucking cock"
>I shove my dick in her mouth "say it with your mouth full"
>"hhhrrrmmmph mmmph rummf hmmmf"
>I don't know what I expected
>I make her tell me she loves being fucked like a slut
>I lay her down on my bed for a change and fuck her
>I realize this is like the first time I've fucked her while she's facing me
>of course I'm still recording on my phone
>she's looking away I can tell she doesn't like it
>I put two fingers in her mouth and tell her to look at me
>I'm pounding her pretty hard holding my phone up recording her sad looking face
>somehow she manages to cum even with how uncomfortable I'm deliberately making her
>I fuck her in about every corner of my apartment
>I make her say she's a dirty slut and my little whore
>pussy is too tight I need to nut soon
>"I'm going to cum on your face"
>she doesn't say anything but her face clearly indicates she's not happy
I ate a slug.