Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Naps good idea?

[yuno]
Yeah it was. Got to see all my old folks it made them happy.

still here

Reaching, reaching for, reaching for my resistance
Nobody, nobody, nobody sees it at a distance
And I am catchin' up and I am seein' red
How about I throw my weight and raise it overhead?
Sleep on the floor

...

Good, you?

yes
oh that sucks
but you mind the light?
doesnt matter that much to me if im tired
ah thats great. glad to hear you had a good time
doing anything today?
except being a neet ofc

a little bit yeah. i dont know my bed just sucks

Hello, Master. How're you?

nope nothing special. How was yours?

it does. sucks
im sorry
maybe just sleep on the floor?
it was okay. school was long and lame
i got a huge fucking headache right now though dunno why

no i think ill just stay up for a while. its not like i have things i need to do

Where'd you go, you were there by my side
Keep believing it's my turn to hide
In a place where we don't have a prayer
There's a tether that's keeping me there

Trade our places
Take no chances
Bind me 'til my lips are silent

Alring, just a bit tired and annoyed.
How did you sleep?

i guess
so now you got the place for yourself again got any plans?

oh that sucks. Try to catch some rest maybe

Claiming Felix

Overslept and my brothers missed his bus, have to stay here and watch him now

Uhg. Apparently not well. Not long enough, anyways. Didn't really realize it until now. Was just super groggy when i got up. Guess i'll take a nap sooner or later...
What's got you annoyed?

...

post and sleep are really all that are on my plate. you?

Good morning /waifu/.

Never took your side, never cursed your name
I keep my lips shut tight, until you go-o-oh
We've come as far as we're ever gonna get
Until you realize, that you should go-o-oh
He plans for heavy masturbation, as always

Post lewds

Or you slep too long.
Computer has been acting up, but that might just be my imagination.
I should just give up and do something else.
Any plans for today?

Hello Alice.
No, apart from napping. How about you?

havent done that in 4 or 5 days now friend

This

As always?
Probably just going to finish what im doing, take a shower and go to sleep.
Unless i get distracted by somethong along the way.

Hello
Going to do a lab, be back in a bit

Oh, i think i'm a pretty good distraction?

good no nice feet furries

...

Great, you ruined it

I guess we will see that after this shower.
>pure coincidence

...

NO

oh well nice feet

Wow what a coincidence!

Hey that's pretty good not cringe at all.

night

goodnight
sleep well

youtube.com/watch?v=0Gkhol2Q1og

Sounds fun

In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am

I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't

good you're finally done with chvrches?

It's all so messed up and no one ever listens
Everyone's deranged
I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change
I wanna lay it all to waste
They're always say this, say that, nothing that you want to
I don't wanna live that way (No!)
Every chance they get they're always shoving me aside
What's wrong with Chvrches?

Eru Claim
Hello /waifu/ ^^

Maybe.

Sluts

...

Nymphos

Definitely.

I'm just kidding I'm just surprised you like her as well as 5fdp

>

Hey Chara! How goes it?

Who are you!

Also hello there. Sup?

You've stabbed me through the heart ~

How goes it?

Bug slut.
Most likely.

Shit
Let's not talk about me, let's talk about you!
How are you, what did you do today or what are your plans for today?

Shit and I'll keep on stabbing!
Let's talk more about you though.
How are you and what did you do today? Anything interesting happened?

All that you talk about
The things you say
You're taking up the air I breathe when you really should stay away from me
Wherever I turn
Wherever I go
I really can't stand this life right next to you
I listen to a lot of different genres actually
Hey Elle
Rood

Ball slut

I'll assume you're doing better than ever!

I went to school, came home. Pretty standard. Borrowing a car while mine is being worked on.

Fuck you no i'm not

>Shit
So some shit? Yeah. I'm just doing some homework but I plan on going down to the store later to get some cake baking supplies. Imma make a big ass cake for my lil sister's birthday tomorrow. Meanwhile, a report for my Comm class and revising my essay for English.
Hi Galil. ^^
>Now I like 5FDP
I blame you

...

There's a fire
Rising up inside of you
When you think of us two
Yeah, there's a fire
Still it burns inside of you
With the memory of us two
Bitch ass nigga
You're welcome
Hey psikh, you barely missed

I'm on a roll!

Oh that must've missed me. Why is your car being worked on? Accident?

Sounds like fun. The baking I mean. Reminds me that I cooked today. We had some meat and my mom said I could cook it so I tried marinating it. Butter, Soy sauce, Paprika powder, onion powder and Parsley mixed together. Of course preheating the butter so it's a liquid. Tasted pretty good.

That's space ball slut to you.

Hey Galil-chan!

Its good stuff, inspires me to write stuff, which is perfect cause after I do homework I wanna write some stuff ^^
Oh yeah, its a lot of fun, especially when you bake for somebody you know, you can really customize it and make it look really good. ^^ Oh and that does sound good, now I'm hungry.
>Might be because its lunch time too, gonna go get some food.

I'll rape you with a rake

Nope! Just shit itself.

You must tell me 1 thing about YOU today

I DEED IT!

Got all the pieces for Soma Prime!

Bout to shit crits! In 12 hours anyway.

yeah I guess I do too
hii

hey and oh was that you?

I'm back people!

Felix!
Writing is hard

No, I could never be lucky enough for a get like that.

>Gonna have to go, we need to build some shit

Talking about hungry and food, that reminds me that I was watching World of Wonder yesterday. They looked for the "healthiest" fast food. Surprisingly a Kebab and a homemade Burger are pretty healthy.

Strange. So car just broke down because fuck you?

Uh... okay, I cut my hair two or three weeks ago.

Congrats Tomo.
When I move out I'm going to get myself a better PC. If you don't mind taking a noob Excalibur with you

Writing is fun! Have fun building stuff
Taiga!~
Home made burgers? I've got some of that, I grilled yesterday, good burgs, good beef. But I'm eating pizza now. Good ol fashioned pepperoni.

Fuck me sideways, no oil, scratch the paint~

Are you prettier now? Or is that not possible~

Welcome back

Excalibur will carry you through a lot. His stats are balanced, but his abilities are fucking powerful.

>Oh, let me just blind all the guys around me. Thanks for not shooting my anymore
>A big guy 4 me? Exalted Blade and dead
>Bunch of scrubs that I need dead quick? JAV'd.

Really you need to farm Mods. Mods make the Warframe shine brighter.

hey akame how are you?

have fun building

Hey qt~ How are you?
Thank you~

How are you doing?

I found a nice three song remix. A good hint, do not read the comments. The Remix is pretty nice, but the comments are cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=a0w-UJkTVFU

Welcome back Taiga

Sounds good either way. I actually love fast food. I like coming up with some recipes which classify as fast food.

For example: you can cut the paprica and all that from a piece into small pieces and knead it in mincemeat together. Grill that shit and get some pizza dough ready. Lastly you put the Mincemeat with paprica, etc in the dough with cheese and bake it.
I like to call it burger hot pockets

I don't think I am. But my hair was a complete mess. I'm not kidding when I say the split ends of my split ends had split ends which had split ends.

Oh yeah, I remember he had some nice abilities. Been so long that I can't remember how it was... I remember farming Mods too... oh and I remember that I had a Paris Bow blueprint since I love Bows.

I'm ok how's school?

Eheh... Paris is a starter weapon now. It's decent, but you'll want to farm for either Paris Prime or Dread.

There is a new weapon called the Zhuge, which is a straight up chu ko nu, so you might want to look into that too.

I'm good, doing homework and eating pizza. Soon though, I'm gonna head to the store and get some cake supplies, gonna bake a cake for a birthday tomorrow ^^ Its gonna be fun. How bout you?
Fast food is pretty good too, I go to McDicks every once in a while to get a burger or some chicken nugger.
>Burger Hot Pockets
That sounds delicious. I need to start keeping these in a text file

if you like remixes you will love this:
listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=j1NhtqEHirs#Hacking_Hillary_&_Clapping_Tim_Kaine_LIVE_In_Concert!

dang i fell asleep im sorry guys
>sleep
so you do feel tired?
i still need to do some school work
hey galil!
hows life?
morning man

I get Mondays of so good Im gonna make some food

Im watching Watamote for the first time what should I expect?

What's up Chara?
I'm kinda sad, I finished Toradora for at least the 10th, earlier. I never want it to finish!

To pause.

that's fun what are you making?

And then cringe

dat train rape scene

why? also she is kinda right based on what she says in her head so far

no idea yet maybe a sandwich wbu

Oh, oh yeah, right there was this other Paris, one was a starter which I owned and I had another blueprint. Forgive me but it's been over 2 years since I started it up, so I only remember bits and with information I can remember more.

Dread was this crossbow kinda thing, right? Nope, it isn't. I never saw that one before

Zhuge looks pretty awesome tbh.

I don't like McDicks anymore, mainly due to one shit they pulled.
They just had their new policy started so they're making your food when you order it. So I order this limited time burger which was I think something like a double cheeseburger. Anyway, I get it, am excited bite into it and...
it's cold. I shit you not, it wasn't even lukewarm.

Ah, but I don't come up with many recipes. Not like I have an idea every week or so. More like every blue moon.

>listenonrepeat
dude, you know you can right click a youtube video and put it on loop?
Oh well, I'll listen to it anyway~

The Moon at the moment. And you?

I've already had one of those for lunch

Because there is a lot of cringe humor.

Dread is a bow dropped by the Stalker. So you'll need to do assassination missions until you get a Stalker mark. Then you have to farm the Stalker until he drops the BP.

Now that I think about it, I think there IS a Paris-mk1 and a regular Paris.

Dread > Paris Prime > Paris > Paris Mk1

I don't know too much about the Zhuge, I haven't used it yet.

she gets raped so shes a weak girl then?

nice im having sabra and crackers

oh well I dont get cringe so I should be ok

Thinking about gaming a little, I really don't know.

I know that feel, Toradora was such a good anime, I didn't want it to end but it had to end.
>mfw it ended
Wat, thats some grade A bullshit, but I've never had that problem, if I did I'd probably switch to BK or Hardees. I don't go as often as I use to though, ever since I found this pub, its got 3 great things that keep me coming around
>Great sandwiches
>Comfortable seats
>Cool biker dudes to talk about bikes and guns with.

Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?

Ah yeah, then I would've had Paris Mk1 and the blueprint of Paris. But like I said, not sure, would need to start the game up. But with not even 2 Ghz and no graphic card that's not gonna work.

Farming is nothing new to me, much less in Warframe.
Oh, are there different servers? if so, then I think it would be hard playing together since I'm probably on a EU server

The question is what game? Anything you have in mind?

It really was.
But of course a pub is no competition. Or just a place with nice people. I have this manga shop full of weebs where I like to go. Surprisingly enough only the high school students are full time weebs and they grow out of it, ending up liking it casually. That and none of them has an extremist view of the world.

But speaking about guns, I was wondering, say you have me, I know jackshit about guns.
What is the easiest gun to get started with?

forgot pic, fuck