Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to a Neon Demon preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask NWR a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one question I make a big pause because I am retarded >"Who is this neon demon" Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "Who is this Neon Demon"? Like the semen demon meme? NWR tells me if I am asking about Elle Fanning, because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over explaining the whole WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON and other phrases, how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
Carter Cox
there are times when you should just not do anything at all
i think in your case that is most of the time
try not interacting with others ever again
Leo Hall
hi wowie
Nathan Jackson
liar
Joseph Cook
fake as fuck
Ian Myers
dumb ass
Bentley Smith
Why would you assume he's a lurker you fucking mong? Either way what did you expect would happen anyway?
Grayson Hughes
I'll take things that never happened for 400, Alex.
Blake Green
He secretly knew exactly what you were talking about.
Eli Murphy
Refn will be on later and he can confirm whether this guy truly tried to compare power levels in public.
Noah Moore
Why would I lie? I am in Manchester. I'm on the bus back from Home Manchester Cinema.
Normally I'm pretty well adjusted. I don't know why but it seemed really obvious at one point that he was a lurker and the name was him being coy
William Myers
That's an Sup Forums meme. also is it Drive tier? Or just shit like OGF?
Sebastian Lee
liar
Zachary Ortiz
If this happened there would def be a recording online of the Q&A.
Pics or it didnt happen faggit
Justin Carter
>compare power levels in public.
Why would you even attempt this is refn
dude is off the charts autismo
Colton Gomez
Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to a Neon Demon preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask NWR a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one question I make a big pause because I am retarded >"You want a toothpick?" Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "Do you wanta toothpick?" NWR tells me if I am asking about Elle Fanning, because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over, went up stage and slapped him, told him "Now you're lying to me. So how about this? From now on, every word out of your mouth is the truth. Or I'm going to hurt you." and how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
Carter Phillips
Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to a Neon Demon preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask NWR a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one question I make a big pause because I am retarded >"You want a toothpick?" Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "Do you wanta toothpick?" NWR tells me if I am asking about Elle Fanning, because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over, went up stage and slapped him, told him "Now you're lying to me. So how about this? From now on, every word out of your mouth is the truth. Or I'm going to hurt you." and how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
Owen Jackson
holy shit....
Grayson Gray
Home Manchester uploads all their Q&A. Pearl Button was the most recent they uploaded, but it was edited. So even if real, it might get cut down.
Good jewtube channel though.
Carter Rodriguez
I want to believe this is real
Michael Parker
Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to a Neon Demon preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask NWR a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one statement I make a big pause because I am retarded >"spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience." Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk tells me Nicolas gave us magic in there and asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere." NWR tells me if I am asking about Elle Fanning, because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over explaining how Charlton Heston is a gay as fuck name and other phrases, how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
Zachary Walker
Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to a Neon Demon preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask NWR a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one question I make a big pause because I am retarded >"You want a toothpick?" Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "Do you wanta toothpick?" NWR tells me if I am asking about Elle Fanning, because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over, went up stage and slapped him, told him "Now you're lying to me. So how about this? From now on, every word out of your mouth is the truth. Or I'm going to hurt you." and how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
Christian Rivera
Made me cringe, good read OP
Colton Lopez
Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to a Neon Demon preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask NWR a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one question I make a big pause because I am retarded >"You want a toothpick?" Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "Do you wanta toothpick?" NWR tells me if I am asking about Elle Fanning, because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over, went up stage and slapped him, told him "Now you're lying to me. So how about this? From now on, every word out of your mouth is the truth. Or I'm going to hurt you." and how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
John Howard
I hope you didn't make Elle uncomfortable
Josiah Ward
>that jaw
Colton Johnson
if this is actually real holy shit OP you just might be more autistic than Refn
Jaxon Garcia
Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to a The Dark Knight Rises preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask CN a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one question I make a big pause because I am retarded >"Bane?" Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?"? Like the semen demon meme? CN tells me if I am asking about the Masketta Man, because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over explaining the whole TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?! and other phrases, how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
Dylan Brown
This is why danish women wear the pants.
Dylan Hill
it's shit
Cooper Scott
damn did she seal Refn's jaw and add it onto her own?
Chase Stewart
not possible
Dylan Parker
Aren't all of these recorded?
Joseph Brooks
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Assuming it's true, that's some /r9k/ level of autism there user, nice job.
Grayson Long
Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to a The Mummy preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask JUST a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one question I make a big pause because I am retarded >"ALIMONY?" Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP?"? Like the semen demon meme? JUST tells me if I am asking about the $6,000,000 because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over explaining the whole ALIOMONY?! and other phrases, how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
Grayson Gray
Hold me Sup Forums. I just spilled my spaghetti in front of a sold out cinema audience.
Just went to an Alice through the looking glass preview and Q&A. It was fucking amazing, but because I am a fucking autist piece of shit, I decided to ask JUST a question. Being the sperg I am, I assumed that he's a lurker. I get the microphone and it goes something like this:
>Hi, thank you, the film was amazing. I only have one question I make a big pause because I am retarded >"ALIMONY?" Absolute silence. The guy Jason, chairing the talk asks me to repeat the question. >Y'know... "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP?"? Like the semen demon meme? JUST tells me if I am asking about the $6,000,000 because if I am not, then he has no clue what I am talking about. I then proceeded to spill my spaghetti over explaining the whole ALIOMONY?! and other phrases, how it's funny cause they rhyme, but you're really trying to find out who the actresses are. The chair guy finally apologises and takes over and asks a question about the choice of actress and casting process.
I sink into my seat. That was the first question, so I had to wait for the rest of the Q&A hoping I wouldn't burst into tears.
I can never go back to Home cinema again.
Luis Cruz
heh heh, meme.
Dylan Gonzalez
>Dat bow
NECK SLUT E C K
S L U T
Mason Walker
it begins
Blake Price
thats shooped m8
Luis Ortiz
Pretty funny op. Never bring memes into real life. Some friends and I were getting stoned and I decided to pull up the tdkr plane scene with Seinfeld intro and laugh track. I laughed uncontrollably but my friends were confused. Their confusion was a large part of the reason I laughed but still I vowed to never do shit like that again
Levi Fisher
that an upskirt
Anthony Wilson
>YOU CAME TO THE WRONG MOVIE THEATER, PLEBIAN
Andrew Brown
Can Elle Fanning exist in two places at the same time? Does her beauty transcend time and space?
Jose Thomas
FUCK. I didn't even notice at first...
Andrew Cox
My son was born earlier this year. Nurses were floored at his size. They weighed him and cooed at him and said "yes, you're a big guy" and my wife, somewhat dazed from the pain and joy and delirium of childbirth, looked over at me and said "for you."
pic related, it's where he was born.
William Evans
Healey?
Aaron Murphy
*woohwie*
Ayden Lewis
>cinema
careful not to fall for it
Blake Lee
so what in the original is it just a black void?
John Myers
i want to choke ellie in a sexual way
Nolan Lopez
what exactly does neon demon mean? what is the movie supposed to represent or be about? the effects of pop culture on children or something?
Justin Davis
so the first thing the baby heard his parents say were a meme..
Jeremiah Gray
fuck if i know but im watching it because that elle girl is in it