What is the most beta thing you've done with or for a girl?

What is the most beta thing you've done with or for a girl?

Buy a brand new mac. All I got was a platonic kiss on the cheek

Proposing

Father her children.

took that girl back after I left her because she did cheat with me on her ex.

Is any kind of sex really worth $2000?

Source on that asshole

>bought her lingerie to wear for her anniversary (not with me)
>got her car washed while she was fucking her boyfriend
>went down on her to get her wet for her boyfriend to fuck her

hey, don't call OP an asshole. he made a thread just for us and he doesn't deserve that kind of disrespect

Well... Let's factor in escort costs, drug money, hotel money, plan b pills. Yeah man, some sex just might be worth two grand.

>implying Sup Forums can get the girl

It was $1200, and I think so. As a 31 year old virgin I'd do it again if I had a for sure chance for sex.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Actually fell in love with her.

i bought my ex a laptop, too, but it was off my roommate who repairs computers from replacement/used parts, so it was only like $200. all i got was a kiss, too, because she had already started seeing somebody else.

300 bucks worth of base and a hundred buck room and u can get a few hoes to do whatever you want. You take the high road and I'll take the low.

threatened her unless she showed me her feet. it worked and she was terrified

man and I feel like a cuck for buying my actual girlfriend L4D2

story now

A friend told me to hide in the closet and video her fucking a black guy. I asked why she didn't just put the camera in her dresser and hide it under clothed. She said that knowing I was there doing it myself was gonna add more excitement to the video and that was why she wanted me to do it. We are platonic friends so it was ok that I was there she said

ate her out until she squirted, then continued for a bit after.
didn't seem like a big deal at the time, but now I know that was mostly pee..

Acted like a normal, civilized, caring, compassionate, empathetic, and overall nice human being.

Buying her a used ps4 for our anniversary next month. Not very beta tho. She bought me an xbox one. Brool story

Cuck

Cuck

write a fucking love letter.

Cuck

probably Proxy Paige

Kek'd

Chose an inferior college to go to just so I could be near her (she got a boyfriend soon after school started)

Story

Poorfaggot

not really super beta, but gave my sister-in-law a pedicure when she was pregnant and couldn't do it herself.

>went down on her to get her wet for her boyfriend to fuck her
Good boy Reek
If she isn't wet by the time I undress you will lose your tongue

>went down on her to get her wet for her boyfriend to fuck her
He isn't hot enough to get her wet? Why is she fucking him?

Fucking cucks

went back to her two times to fuck again

Wow, did she have nice feet?

he wasn't there yet. was on his way over. i didn't know that. i thought she was just fooling around with me and i was going to get some. after she cums a couple of times, she tells me i need to leave because her bf is almost over and she wants to fuck him now.

i have a pic i stole from her e-mail once, lemme find it. it's of her rubbing her feet on (i presume) her boyfriend's cock.

I was dating some girl for the first time and some guy called her a bitch so I had no clue what to do and we started fighting the he got on top of me and i bit his pinky

i once spent half an hour listening to boring crap about this brainless, attractive girl's life

i also paid for the drinks

Let her know who I was

It may COST $2,000 but is it really worth it?

she was on campus and needed some log-in info for a class website she had sent herself, and called me to have me go into her university e-mail and find it. i also found this little gem.

Damn, please show!

>get 9/10 gf
>she says she's into alpha males
>been together about 4 months
>meet with her 3 friends
>try to act alpha
>get drunk and high as fuck
>guy talks about walking on burning coil
>claims some ridiculous idea
>I start pushing him to prove it with facts
>he can't and says he is not going to google it right now
>I start pushing harder and tell I don't believe him and that it is ridiculous
>tell him to google it, he does
>while he has problems with googling I keep on undermining his theory
>say I like to point out illogical thinking to people
>he eventually gives up
>I end up euphoric and giggling
>actually we were having a barbecue and I wanted to use the coil and walk on it
>gf says no

Nothing

>bit his pinky

Yeah, I'd suck them toes

Can I get a pic off her feet?

Long story short

>ex leaving for military
>she comes over we're hanging out
>had never fucked
>we kiss
> I even play with her butt
> talks about sex and what not
> i'm completely clueless
> 20 more minutes just talking
>well user I guess I better get going
> alright I'll walk you out to your truck
> shes long gone, already headed to the basic training
>it hits
> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?
> I cried.

gave her 50 bucks for her birthday
she said she could just kiss me then and there
she didnt tho

I don't believe what that whore did. So she was fucking some random guy and then she is saying, I want to fuck my bf?

Absolutely fuck all.
My fiancee and I have a pretty straightforward relationship.
> Don't piss eachother off
> Don't spend money without consulting the other
> If sex is offered, sex is taken
> If she puts shit on the TV, I have the right to go get my laptop and watch my own shows

Outside of those rules, I attain the right to scold her if she makes a mess, leaves cups or plates at her arse and doesn't clean up, and if she burns dinner she has to go out and buy replacement items.

No room for error, and we're happy. We travel a lot, go on holidays a lot, we're together practically all the time, when we're apart she sits and sulks until I come back. She is totally dependant on me, and she insists on mothering my children.

it was an open relationship. she thought she was a feminist, because she defined feminism to be a woman in control of her own sexual choices. and to her that meant fucking whoever she wanted. i think in the year she lived next door to me, she had only one boyfriend, but i can still remember at least 10 other dudes who fucked her. even did 3 at a time once, or so she told me.

well, why are you so sure she wanted to fuck you? It wouldn't happen anyway, loser.

>Pic not related
>saved from some random user no feet pics

All the hint but she was too shy to outright say it.

stop hurting me

Honestly nothing. Absolutely nothing comes to mind. I just do what I want.

listen to her talk

this is way past beta. Please tell me that you wear a fedora

no. i don't vape, either. i also am now currently married with 2 kids. and i was/am well aware of what i was doing in that situation. i only accepted it because it's what i wanted. i enjoy being in that position. i wasn't doing it for her, or to try to get something out of it from her. i was doing it for myself.

Drove my gf to her "friends" house. Turns out she got DP'd that night by two dudes who showed up later.

>Be me 23 or 24 years old talking to a girl on a app
>We had a running joke about tossing salad and me tongue fucking her ass
>She came over and mid combo she said something along the lines of me eating her ass
>So I did
>Stuck my tongue as far as it would go
>She then ate my ass
>We started fucking (her on top)
>And when I went to cum she wrapped her legs around me and I blew the biggest load inside her
>She then shoots up and slams her cum fi
lled pussy on my face with all her weight and rode me till she covered my face in her and my cum
>As she got up she said "I just made u my bitch"

hot

paid for my friend's honeymoon.
let me explain:
>she's mexican
>mexican weddings are funded differently
>have "padrinos", friends and family who pay for a particular part
>someone buys the dress, someone buys the flowers, etc.
>she asked for padrinos to split honeymoon cost
>i dropped $5K for the whole thing myself
>endless fapping to the pictures of her in her bikini at beach in Puerto Rico

It's weird. It wrecked me, broke my heart (we dated for 4 years) but now I can't get off to anything BUT DP porn. It's like some weird fucked up fetish that skirts the line of pain and pleasure now.

pic related, her tits.

Loved her

i get you man. i dated a girl for 3 and a half years until she confessed she cheated on me the year prior with a guy and a girl. i was willing to try to work it out, but she told me she did it because she was looking for a way out of the relationship without breaking me heart, and this was her way of ending it and giving me the chance to blame her instead of myself.

Trying to be edgy or something? Pathetic.

Does getting stood up for a date count? Thought a girl I went to high school with really liked me and she seemed so cool/fun. (Hipsterish girl)
We talked a lot and she was always touching my hands and bumping me with her ass in school.

We were supposed to go out for a dinner and a movie and she never showed up. Never even talked to me again in high school. First time I ever really had a girl hurt me and it hurt like fuck. Didn't talk to anyone for ~2 weeks and just went home after school and sat and mindlessly played Halo campaign for hours.

I don't know I guess I was kind of a confident guy up until then and that was an absolute dagger in my pride. Fucking hurt, I'm 27 and married now and I'm not sure anyone has ever got me quite that bad.

Honestly, waited for sex. Been married 3 years and there is a long ass line of chicks and traps that would sell their soul just to lick the pre cum off my dick. (Guess the good guy thing works for me) however my wife wants to waint just until the thought of cheating really sets in. When she does finally put out its lackluster most times. I've considered a divorce but I don't want her raising our daughter alone. I know she would be absolutely shit.

How did all of that turn out?

lol I can't believe how whorish some girls are. It just pains me and it is draining blood of me. Please someone help me.

that's alpha as fuck

thats just fucking hot not cucked n beta

I guarantee you she is fucking other men .

There is no way this girl you're dating is loyal to you . She probably mocks you behind your back to her friends.

Once you are married to this cunt she will change. Just watch lol . You are so fucking clueless about women.

Underrated post

>i enjoy being in that position.

Spoken like a pure cuck . I bet eat off other men's sperm out of your wife's vagina too . You're probably going to teach cuckoldry to your 2 kids lol.

when i was 15 I slept with a girl alone in a tent, she was drunk and rubbed her tits against my dick while pretending to search something. all I did, was to cuddle her the whole night. I was simply too young...

whew, that edge, lad.

This is literally how women turn men into cucks. Why the fuck do girls do shit like this ? Is it because of feminism ?

Licked her soles and sucked her toes.
But then she let me fuck her tight ass.
It's a trade off man, all relationships are.

Ha. Hahaha. You think she's really that subservient and sulks when you're away?

I'm not big into feet but....fair trade imo

Never date a girl for more than 4-6 months

If you are going to repeat the same mistake then you deserve your heart to be broken . Fucking cucks. Learn from your experiences and never get married to women .

>I'm 27 and married now

Did you.... not learn anything from your experience?


Hey guys i once got violated by a pitbull and lost my arm when i was a kid. I am an adult now and own 2 rottweilers .

Sucked my girlfriend's Bull's cock clean after he finished ass fucking her, then sucked his cum out of her ass.

You are a cuck beta and you dont even realize it .
Wait letme guess... I am edgy right ? I should watch out for all my sharp edges right ?

KEK fucking white males who have no idea about the system they live in .

retire cuck, it just makes people sound stupid now.

Yeah I guess it would be smarter if he decided to let one experience from fucking highschool ruin his entire life.

lol, cuck..

how do you introduce youself and your children

>me and my wife's son