In this thread we post awkaward sex stories for when we were little

In this thread we post awkaward sex stories for when we were little


>7 years ago
>me and my friend were like 5
>he asks me if i want to see his mom naked
>sure why not I tell him
>we hide in her closest thats in her room
>she gets in and starts 2 change her chlothes
>his mom had really big boobs and her butt had rinkles a bit but it was nice not gross
>my friend starts 2 touch my weiner
>he asks me if I like how it feels
and I tell him yea
>his mom heard us in the closets
>she still naked
>I tell her that my friend invited me 2 see her naked and it was just a joke so she shouldnt get mad
>she gets mad and says to get out
>ok I tell her
>I go home
>I touch my Weiner thinking about her boobs and it feels good
>then I discovered fapping
>feels good man

Wtf

>7 years ago
>like 5

MODS

Let the kid have his thread. Better than trap threads at least.

why isnt nobody posting there storys

bad story.

post better.

Shutup

In middle school I played naked truth or dare with a friend of mine and his older, like 18 or 19 yr old, juggalo friend.
All I remember is that he was very interested in watching us run around the house naked, that my friend had a big dick, and I gave the juggalo head.

it was a good story

ITT: Things that never happend

Male or female?

I'm male. Sorry if that ruins your masturbation fantasy.

Nothing can stop a masturbation fantasy, only change its form

Truer words have never been spoken.

I'm glad you can get something out of my story if nothing else.

Moments like this are why I love this site, degenerates one and all

I know exactly who's listening when I tell my stories, I know what they're gonna do. I don't mind at all, it's why we come here.

years ago
>>me and my friend were like 5
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>thinking it matters

>long time ago
>I'm 11-12 I think
>brother is a couple years older
>redhaired neighbor girl in my age
>we're in a garage
>brother says "we'll show ours if you show yours"
>girl says OK
>we drop pants
>she raises dress and pulls panties down
>WTF? she doesn't have a penis or balls!
>yeah, I'm that sexually naive
>week later 16 year old girl is babysitting me
>say to her "did you know redhaired girl doesn't have a pee-pee?"
>babysitter looks at me like I'm retarded because, well, I'm retarded
>explains that girls down't have pee-pees
>"does that mean you don't have one?"
>"no I don't"
>"really?"
>she tells me to follow her
>go into bedroom
>she sits on a chair and tells me to kneel between her legs
>lifts her skirt and pulls her panties down
>holy shit... she doesn't have one too
>she tells me to have a good look
>then she tells me to lick it
>start licking it like a dog
>she takes my head and pulls it in
>starts gyrating on my face
>stops after a few minutes
>tells me to go back out to the kitchen and have some orange juice
>she comes out about 5 minutes later, red faced and sweaty

tldr: went down on a girl, had no idea what I was doing and drank delicious OJ

I'm 12 and what is this? Oh shit wait...

you lucky bastard.

I know. Nothing better than cold OJ!

I haven't had a good class of that shit in way too long, just shitty hotel breakfast bar stuff.