What's the best way to die?

What's the best way to die?

>inb4 helium. You are a coward.

I think this guy died noble and free.

is that the guy who got eaten by a bear?

what a retard.

He didn't know the region, couldn't get back across the river and starved to death. Sounds like he was just reckless.

Breathing pure oxygen from a mask and then lighting a joint.

Nah this is the guy who starved to death.

Filename. He ran away to the woods and died in some bus.

No this is the guy who ate poisoned berries

It's the guy who suffocated in his own farts in a small room.

make crystals.

He ate bad berries
he's a faggot

Start smoking

an hero

Done.

Crossing a melt stream in winter and not thinking about the increased volume from the spring thaws was a pretty egregious mistake.

I think he died because he was stupid

He was a stupid asshole who didn't know what the fuck he was doing. Died because of stupidity and stubbornness. I admire his intentions though.

that guy was awesome but didn`t want to die.
he just dun goofed just when he thought he was going back home.

I think I'm going to try the helium route. I'm afraid of surviving with like brain damage or something though.

Swallow a bottle of vicodin. You will just stop breathing and go peacefully, and be so high and feel so good that it will be like heaven. This is how nurses do it in hospitals for people they care about.

it could fuck up your lungs if you don`t do it properly, just don`t do it bro.
if you`re serious why ask the chan ?
max out credit cards at least.
even people from the paraolympics try to live do that.

dont you go softly to sleep when cutting your wrists right? that is a nice death or am i wrong?

Isnt this the guy who held his breath too long in a bathtub

Oh yes, dying alone in agony has such nobility to it

>the chan
Don't do this

Apparently he ate local wild potatoes which paralyze the lower body, so he couldn't get food at all, rather than not be able to get back.

How to acquire? Last thing I want is to be arrested.

you die in agony ffs

How to kill self then?

That's not a man's death

Old age, an actual accident, cancer, or other incurable diseases like everyone else with some fucking dignity.

idk cutting down minority's with an axe would be a good way to go out.