ITT we are employees in pic related on 9/11/2001 at 8AM

ITT we are employees in pic related on 9/11/2001 at 8AM

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Wow sure is nice out, not a cloud in the sky

Man I wish I was on a higher floor, all I see down here are buildings

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Hah, you should come up here sometime. The 91st is gorgeous!

Movie effects have really improved recently.

Another boring day at the office

Who took my chocolate donut? Bill you stole my coffee, asshole.

I'm going to floor 94 right now, better call my wife she's taking an American Airline flight from boston

Seriously though, guys. Can we take into consideration and appreciate the fact that more than likely, there was a secretary giving her boss a blowjob when the first plane hit, and the jarring rumble mixed with it probably simultaneously caused her to gag on the dick and make him cum?

I think we need to acknowledge that.

Nothing interesting will happen today

Did you get that thing I sent you?

Jew fag here. 8am still lying in bed at home as my zionist brothers told me not to come into the office today

Man I'm glad David's not here I hate that guy

*look outside the window from floor 80*, wow, it would be amazing to jump off from this floor

Or maybe it made her bite down reflexively and sever her boss's penis.

No, did you forward it to that lazy nigger laquanda. Affirmative action fucked up.

>Mom:
>take care hun
>i love you
Ughhh... Mom with her annoying texts again

I can't wait to get married tomorrow and my gf is due in 3 months

did i feed the cat?

Con la próxima raya contaré con lo suficiente para regresar a mi familia en Michoacán.

damn it that lazy spic didn't take that parcel to kinko's brb guys

heard somefat blob masturbating in one of the stalls
LMAO, cant wait to tell this to my Sup Forums Sup Forumsros

Either way, it was an Earth shattering blowjob for sure.

There is absolutely no way to knock down this towers

Hey guys, it's my first day here

>2001
>Sup Forums

Did you mean 2ch, bub? What a dweeb.

im getting a finger box today!!!!

Most people, especially the adults who would have children old enough to work in the WTC....actually called as their primary communication in 2001.

Good, get out of here and buy me a coffee.

Did you checkout the swimming pool on the roof?

Today is my lucky day and the receptionist will take my virginity

Did the world move for you, too?

Can't wait to see Star Wars episode 2, I'm about to collapse with antici

on my way, boss

i'll check it when i get back. Meanwhile why don't you check these numbers

Hey guys, remember that last terrorist attack.
Good thing nothing like that can ever happen again

Did you see the construction team in the underground parking lot? Never saw those guys before. Does anyone have info on them?

Welcome to hell, man.

God, sometimes I wish the whole place burned to the ground

pation

guise,got a new trick to show you in the office today it's going to be A BLAST guaranteed

Woah, what an incredible view from the top floor!

Which dick pressed all of the buttons on the elevator? Guess I have a bit of time to kill before this interview

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C'mon man, we all have those days. Nice last three numbers btw

OK, WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY STAPLER?!?!

What a lovely steel beams. I'm sure jet fuel couldn't melt it.

People that post about texting, Sup Forums, Facebook or any kind of app will be easily identifiable as either underage,or under the age of 6 when it happened anyway.

They don't know any better.

thank god bush won

What's that black speck off in the distance? I can't make out what it is..

What's that on the horizon?

oh thanks man, its todays date backwards, right?

we need a fuckin holiday in september, its always so boring, can never remember the date right

So, guys, did you hear MJ might be coming back to the NBA? Exciting stuff, huh?

Does anyone know what the hell is wrong with the copier? Goddamn this day can't get any worse!

Dude chill, it's just a stapler.... not the end of the world or anything, gee

Look!
Up in the sky!
It's.... a bird?

It's probably nothing, moron. You need to get some glasses.
I feel like we'll be safe in this tower forever, or at least for another like thirty minutes, haha!

Hey John, good call on hiring that Muhammed Shanoor guy for that temporary assistant job - minorities sure could use a break. Too bad he called in sick today though. Oh well, I'll see him tomorrow.

Whatever it is, it's getting closer

THAT'S IT, I'M BURNING THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND WITH ALL THE JET FUEL I HAVE

Damn it! Ted called in again.. Tomorrow I'm firing his ass...

Srry I forgot to clean the window

I'm so glad we allow so many Muslims into this country these days, multiculturalism is going to take this country into a wonderful future.

do you have anything in mind, user?
Maybe tacos day or bring your daughter to work day

Faggot, take the rest of the day off, we don't need slackers like you here. it's busy.

It's fine! I'll get it off for you... Uhh it's not coming off.

Isn't it cool that this building will be in the new spiderman movie?

I need a few hours off becuase of an appointment with my doctor, but dont worry I will finish those papers you gave me as soon as I get back here. My cab will be outside 8:45.

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Is it a...
OH FUCK IT'S A PLANE.

no sir, i really need money right now, my kid is sick and he's in teh hospital.

Good thing I decided to cruise the river today, the towers look good from down here.

But sir I have 13 kids and one has Down syndrome I need this job to pay for all them

I don't know man, it just seems like nothing ever happens in september. maybe bring your kids to work day, that'd be cool.

Maybe I should call mine now, have em say hi to the office, y'know?

HOLY SHIT WHAT TEH FUCK IS HAPPENING

ah, the top of the World Trade Center, this is what freedom looks like. The wind, the blue skies. Is that a fucking plane?

You're kind of a faggot.

Hey, cover for me real quick, I gotta shit.

did anyone see McAbrahamson and McAbramovitz today ? Can't find those guys

Haha, you joker. I'm sure no planes would ever come near these towers. Not until at least 08:46 that is, you FUCK.

Stop worrying. It's more than likely to be a bird

So i turn around and the-- WTF? BOOM!!!!

I shit nice roll

maybe it's on the other side of the window :)

lol, poor bastards from the other tower, some drunk pilot crashed the plane in the tower. Better keep working

...8:46? Oh, Bill, you're such a joker.

Get the fuck back to work.

Oh fuck, I just saw North Tower getting absolutely rekt
Some fag keeps saying that everything is calm, so I'll just do as he says and stay at my 101th floor. I don't want to get hit by debris if I leave the building

Where's all that rumbling coming from? Damn parades again.

...the north tower has just been struck

SUCK IT NORTHERNERS!!!

Hey, we can see Hillary Clinton from up here!

And she just fell down again.

>911
holy shit

SHIT, my wife works in the 5th floor of the north tower! I'm gonna go see if she's okay, i'll be right back guys

FUCK OFF NIGEL

Sure, man. I'll call mine too and maybe we all can go to eat something later

Nice get

My bro just emailed me this picture
What did he mean by this?

Best use of roll EVER

Haha fuck you, too, Johnson! You know I haven't worked here for years. Just here for Tom's birthday reception later today.
I wish people would stop joking about planes hitting either of the two towers until around a quarter to nine, though. It's just not appropriate this early in the morning.

That'd be nice. Here, let me call Sherry right now.

Sherry? Hun? Yeah, bring the kids up to the 91st, my office. Yeah, lunch with Dan in accounting and his wife. See ya soon.

Ok, I calmed down, also, you apparently can't burn this place down with jetfuel

Wait no.. It's a plane.. Why is it so low?

user how the fuck did you know my name?