Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Calamity-masu'd

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Don't take my generosity and kindness as a given or a weakness, Esdese.

It was super hot?

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Still here

My folks are oldschool so they love to make fun of me
>Dad sees pile of dakis
>lol nerd
>Mom sees pile of dakis
>You gon have an orgy with those?
Jesus christ

I wont I rewarded you with that story didnt I?

[chelsea]
no aniki in zero though :(
[yuno]
I know what it means haha. godspeed young dutch

Claiming Felix

must be fun kek
any albums worth to share?
i mean ones i would like?
oh my hahah that is hilarious
i didnt get the refference since i watched it in dutch
i guess we are totally different when it comes to games then
>love rts and am pretty good at them
>suck insane amounts of dicks on fps

Gonna focus on homework so prepare for slow answers

Same thing here. Any time a package comes in the mail they're like
>is that a new doll?

So why dont you want to be one?
>new

Claiming Felix

Spongebob is one of my favorite cartoons of all time, the first 3 seasons are pure gold.

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Cabt believe i drank half a bottle of white liquor already

no probrem desu~

Much cuter image.

It was actually disgusting and scary.
>And unrealistic, a rapier can't cut off limbs, even a normal sword couldn't do that
I love your parents
Privyet
Also privyet?

>you try to hold esdeath down but she is stronger and lifts you off. she press you to the floor you wimpier in pain as she digs her nails into your wrists. she moans with pleasure and starts freezing your arms. she rips your arms off after they are weakened by the ice. she gets off you and cuts your legs off with her sword, you lie on the round in immense pain crying like a baby. she lowers her self onto you and puts her ass cheeks around your motha nd her pussy lips over your nose. you are forced to lie thier bleeding out while suffocating on her wet pussy juice and smelly farts, the end.

wow who saved this one, Also never do whatever was done to make this happen again!

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You don't need a super good PC, just a decent one. I hope there's a Galil mod for Siege too, but in Insurgency, its a good Terrorist weapon.

>I pre came while writing it :<

It wont happen again galil

I think her sadist pics are better

Because fuck you

Don't forget to use a condom

Sorry, user. I like girls who act cute and girly. Not manly and sadistic.

Fuck Death Grips.

Cool, Im not looking to drop six gorillion dollars on a PC

ARE YOU SERIOUS? Why is my husbando not there? >:/

When I watch TWD with them they're like "Y u no bring ur girlfirned?"

>Asuna's outfit
Now thats just cute

Good lord man

My folks are based af lol

DELET THIS

we stood our ground against the Germans before
it may only have lasted for 5 days
but thats a different matter
yea its amazing, it still holds up as the funniest cartoon i have ever seen
i cant distinquish the seasons though. I like em all
that image is great
but what would have been a problem?
i mean i love these and all
but could i ask why? is it boredom or do you enjoy shooping random images with random shit?
Galil m'boy
hows life?

So thats a yes?

Good lord indeed cutie

Solid boredom.

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How u down that shit so fast?

>Best fox claimed

I'm pretty sure my extension cords are safe now

I'm pretty sure I haven't seen it yet.

Heya

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srry user
was just wondering

My word

This. Most anons that listen to Death Grips are edgy ass teens that think they know what Sup Forums is all about.

I'm good with guzzling~

Kek. But yeah, lotta fun, especially when you play with friends because you come up with shit like "ALLAHU AKBAR" by tossing C4 on their back as a glitch.
A Trips guy!

NO

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Death Grips > Hard Noise

Because good lord, maybe we're not complete autismos? I hate talking about that stuff with my parents. Just use some common fucking sense. And yeah, Yuuki in Asuna's outfit is great!

I can usually tell just because the writing and art look different. Anything before the first movie is awesome, everything after is meh

>Guzzling
Heheheh~
You'll have something to guzzle later~

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Idk but there are a lot of cool new guys
>no cool big bro tho
that's pretty good

What did I miss?

>disgusting

your slow replys you said you would be slow to reply

Its 4 or something years old.
Dont get mad now, you wanted it.

Ooh~
I just hope I don't choke~

Not your fault.

10/10 would take responsibility

I dont really like to talk about it either, its a little discomforting..

Fuck those guys, I want my handsome bro!

Shut the fuck up Shiro.

Fake ._.

You got this~
>It will be a mouthfull

Filthy Degenerates

Now that's rude.

yea i guess it looked kinda different. didnt notice a difference in humor though that might be me
is it? we went to the battle on bikes and canons from the 19th century kek
oh right i said that
im not feeling schooly atm
i think i will just watch KLK
i can do these last assignments on the train
why arent you gaming or something if you are bored?
watch a movie idk

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Yep, I just stay away from it.

I don't think it's as funny, or maybe the humor was as witty

Gotta hop off, getting too distracted by the thread.

This

Why aren't you two chaning steams and have your fun ERPing in there?

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I'm pretty drunk, cutie.
I'm guessing it will be warm~?
>you migjt have some guzzling to do as well~

We almost never talk about it so we gud

Is not. Being this edgy as you are, yes, that's fucking rude.

aw sucks
later dude

Take the ERP to steam

Oh?~

god damn it

Why would that matter?

If you find my personality rude, you could just ignore me. And I'd say I'm not edgy anymore, but hey, your opinion.

yeah I could use some more Bulat too
>make Incursio great again
it's ok you gave your best~

Really? The more you know, I suppose.

this thread needs more me

No, you're only stupid now.
P

No, you're only stupid now.
F

No

Come on now, you know it's funny.

*less

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It'll be thick and creamy~
>I'm sure you'll like it~

thx cutie, we only lost two major cities during the proces and surrenered
then proceeded to rat out all the jews, makes me proud
>bikini time already?
then post my friend

Post lewds and I will worship you

>You'll never be trained under Bro's wing and get Incursio passed onto you

They're flirting
No ERP yet

Take this shit to trash, cancer fags.
Didn't expect Syndra to be this cancer, jeez.

Mmmm I love me some root beer float!

>I wanna cum in your mouth baby

Yup, flirting

Hardly a difference if it's "it'll be thick and creamy~~~~ I think you'll like it~~~~"

I cant think of anything to say

fine

Already played a lot of games this morning.

Currently burnt out. So I figured I'd mess with you guys a bit.