>An entire continent
>0 medals
What sports are they even good at?
>An entire continent
>0 medals
What sports are they even good at?
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They'd win in swimming if we could just swap them out for Ausfailia
Winter Olympics moron
Their population would be the swimming GOATS.
Not uncommon for the people of their continent to reach 22mph swimming!
We (the USA) intentionally bribe the IOC to keep them out so we can win all the swimming medals.
Is sampling ice cores a sport?
They're doing pretty well per capita
>dividing by zero
that's how we got where we are, they did that and then BAM now there's nothing but ice and penguins
swimming
Is an Penguin a athlete?
You just wait 'til the Winter Olympics!
Officially banned by the speciest IOC.
Australia would just whine about them having flippers.
I hope they never put a team together.
Arctic Fox top speed is 30 mph. Later Bolt.
The slowest penguins swim faster than the fastest human.
The Polar bears would sweep wrestling and weightlifting.
Top level doping program, as well.
>They allow mutant fish people like Phelps and Ledecky
>Penguins still aren't allowed to compete
It's actually quite disgraceful.
mfw quad-7's are wrong
>Polar Bear
>Antarctica
U wot m8?
is bants a sport?
>Polar bear can barely stand on hind legs
>weightlifting
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But penguins are grown in nature.
And Phelps and Ledecky are such good swimmers because they're full of performance-enhancing drugs.
>straya can't even win at that
Moment of confusion.
Exchange the polar bears with Elephant Seals.
0 medals / 0 people = divide by 0, so undefined = infinity medals
>there are 4000 people living in antarctica right now
if i was in the olympics i would try and compete under antarcticas flag just to meme, there is 0 point in competing for your """"""""""""""""""""""""""""country""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
pic related is a gym in antarctica
Penguin, OK.
But how'd the fox and polar bear leave Canada and get all the way down there, m8?
a world record lift would be literal babbyweight to a polar bear
Alright, things are shaping up: so, we've already got one guy we can enter in Kicking, and one guy we can enter in Bag-Holding.
The next century belongs to Canada!
>But how'd the fox and polar bear leave Canada and get all the way down there, m8?
Antarctica granted them citizenship to compete for their country, like Russia did with that Korean skater.
>4,000 people are currently living on the Antarctic continent
What are they trying to prove?
And then a Grizzly would lift the polar bear while the polar bear is holding the world record weight.
>>there are 4000 people living in antarctica right now
fucking posers
implying based poley wouldnt rip the grizzlys neck out
Honestly it depends on the climate. Both would win respectively in their natural environment.
Polar bears are starved, grizzly or brown would tear it apart
bros recognize bros
>thinking grizzly in any way can beat the polar
>a fucking brown
stop
What sport would crocodiles be good at?
kek keep thinking that you fuckin mudshark
wait that's an argie gym
Argies and Chileans occupy Antartica, along with other countries
how many are we walking about?
because they may be able to defeat a whole sun if there is enough
water polo
hiding nazis in secret under ice cities and protecting the southern entrance into middle earth
Oh do you now? That's interesting.
122m butterfly while wearing green goggles
phelps on suicide watch
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