Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Fucking ban me, faggots.

I'm not waiting for a change

Boy he bout to do it!

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Really Esdeath?

All's right with the world.
>For now.

Also

I think he got banned

Hello

>off by two

Esdeath is mad because I grammar Nazi'd him.

Run, goodbye.
youtube.com/watch?v=XS6o7lKjLzg

Careful, he's going to try to kill you

>Ran-sama

>obvious sarcasm in case you can't tell

He doesn't even know how to delete thread.

I don't game that much anymore sadly, in fact I haven't been doing shit lately

I guess you could say I'm semi back now. I still don't post that much anyway.

So how're you?

Emotional Mugger and Feelin Kinda Free. A lot of other stuff too like Teens of Denial and Xiu Xiu

Ez choice

For implying animal abuse?
He's computer illiterate so he won't be able to ban evade.
Hey
Dammit.

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I'm pretty sure I can slowly get a knife by the time he finishes his sentence. Or tries to.

How does he function?

Barely noticed thread shit itself. Siege is fun.

Yeah, these few posts are enough though. Enjoyed your summer?

I'm doing fine, got a scholarship and working hard in school. Long vacation for now. Posting here and there, happy days.

Post lewds.

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>Karen with a fang.
It doesn't belong to you and you know it.

I hope my parents let me eat dinner tonight

Heretics can't be choosers.

but... I...
Okane-desu...

That's a good point.
I may or may not have stolen it.
How's it going?

But they're literally choosers

That sucks so what do you do in your free time instead?
Probably for the best for him. He hates criticism and won't realize he's in the wrong. This site isn't for him.

How are you doing tonight?

Shut the fuck up Karen, I wasn't asking you.

Rude as fuck

Kek, how dumb do you think I am? Try harder.

who were you asking?

That wasn't bait, I was just making a joke. I'll try harder next time.

WOKE UP QUICK AT ABOUT NOON
JUST THOUGHT I HAD TO BE IN COMPTON SOON
I GOTTA GET DRUNK BEFORE THE DAY BEGINS
BEFORE MY MOTHER STARTS BITCHIN ABOUT MY FRIENDS

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>This site isn't for him.
Well, not these threads.
Great, you?

Shut the fuck up, Shiro! You faggot! Fucking underage skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy Isshuukan Friends. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' anime and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah

W-what..
What was the joke? I thought you went for a run?

Qott: What's everyone's favorite chip?

Lays barbecue or cheddar cheese.

I'm the skinny underage though

I'm sorry, I'm bad at jokes. I went to stretch then run, but wanted to check back in on thread.
I'll leave now...

Hello Shiro
I wasn't feeling very well earlier while I was eating so I took a nap. Feeling better now though. Plans for the evening?
Lightly salted potato chips. Brand is not very important

Probably pringles cheddar cheese or lays barbecue

Also claiming Felix

And, and speaking of... underage... faggots... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Mugi got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a dick in his mouth and splattered his friend all over the wall.

>Lays BBQ
My nigga.

>Emotional Mugger and Feelin Kinda Free.
The Tats has come to feed me with more good music.
I like Teens of Denial and Xiu Xiu a lot, but I feel like not being familiar with the original Twin Peaks soundtrack affects my enjoyment of the cover.

My favourite album from 2016 so far is still Nostalgia for Infinity.

don't you have things to do young man?

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Red hot

All about that heat

Miss Vickie's Lime & black pepper or Ruffles all-dressed

Dude yeah I was pissed

Dude where did this come from?

Sour cream and the other two you mentioned


Quick claim and will be back in a few hours

That's fine, have a good run.

Got rid of aids?

No, aids got rid of me.

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Hello Shinoa

Watch anime and post on Sup Forums

Red head spear lady

Kettle cooked, honey mustard.

You can't let them win like that, go back and fuck a gay dude right now!

>Nostalgia for Infinity
Aha, I liked that album. Probably wouldn't call it better than Ceres and Calypso in the Deep Time, but certainly far from their worst material.

Well I always enjoyed eating and sleeping

Doritos cool ranch or utz barbecue

Speaking of which I'm going to sleep

Sup alice

Night night

Night Tats
Smug
Wew

I love you I'm sorry for bullying you

Sorry for leaving so abruptly earlier, I had some shit happen

I didn't enjoy Hidden Lands and Warm Forever that much either, I have 2 listens on both of those and uncountable listens to the other 2.

No worries, dude.

Night.

Sour cream and onion or classic. I only eat them Lays nigga

Fugg

m.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Jt43hXAV4
>inb4 banned in your country

Smugga
What kind of shit? Spooky shit? Heavy shit? HARDCORE SHIT?

Hi.

I'll show them who's boss.

I'd rather not talk about it shit.
Hello Kyouko

Hello.

Makes sense, so whats good then?
>Also Sour cream an onion.
My nigga.

I'll give it a listen later, listening to some stuff with someone right now.

I don't think we've ever talked, have we?Over at a friends house, chilling.Her cats are cunts.
>You got gud taste my nigga

I have screenshots for when I switched, y'all can quit calling me a heretic now.
>Unless amount of time waiting to switch waifus =/= amount of time you will be called heretic.

Pretty annoyed because of some shit that happened yesterday.

>Giving a shit about heretic anons.

>Lays Barbecue.
Close, Kettle cooked mesquite barbecue.

>Cunt cats
Makes sense, my sister's old cat was a piece of shit, it would shit everywhere even though the dirty bastard knew how to use a litter box.
>We got some fantastic taste ^^

Watching anime is an important part of every evening. I was going to watch the new episode of New Game with someone tonight, but my evening got side tracked a bit
Not very much. playing some World of Warcraft
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I don't think we did, aside little chit chat.

Holy shit that's cute

fuck

*from when I.

>Laura.

Ay, I was told to tell at you by esdeath. Seema he was banned

Fuck you man

shit

Luckily she got them declawed because they're fat fucks and inside cats, so they can't just walk up and shred your arms to pieces.
>What kind of pie do you like
So what's up then?
Pull it.

I didn't send the report of that's what you're accusing me of. Someone else took the bait

Rude.

Nigger

Not much, might play some League soon or something.

You?

D-don't say that man I-I'll do it!

>French girl gives up after the first round

Dew eet

>Ran-sama

Kek, my sister's cat was a lazy piece of shit too.
>I like Apple, Cherry, and Lemon Meringue.

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