What does girl butt taste like?

What does girl butt taste like?
It must be pretty sweet, since they never have to poop.

It can be a bit funky. You know you've got your tongue on an asshole. But most of the time it just tastes like skin.

Depends on the girl. If she's a slob, it will taste and smell like poop. If she's clean and healthy, it won't really taste like anything.

>girl
>they never have to poop
Wew lad
You're in for a rude awakening, when you grow up kiddo

Salty milk and coins

fuck off nigger

Taste like poop

honey and graham crackers, user.

It tastes like ass.

> dummy

Ass tastes like . . . . ass.

Porn stars have clean assholes because of taking lots of laxatives and massive enemas for a day before shooting. Normally they aren't like that.

Her butt tastes like win

Neither if those are optimal, a dirty one is disgusting and there's no point in licking a clean one
It's best when it's slightly sweaty with that nice hint of musky aroma

>Neither if those are optimal, a dirty one is disgusting and there's no point in licking a clean one
>It's best when it's slightly sweaty with that nice hint of musky aroma
nice hint of musky aroma

This is a virgin talking right here.

I eat my girls ass about every day. And i don't mean licky licky. I mean I stick my tongue as far in as I can and spread her like a cave. If you know any sort of anatomy, you'd know that the tongue doesn't reach far enough to touch where poop is stored, that is unless she has to take a massive shit at that right moment.
If she has already pooped, and it's been at least 30 minutes since she pooped, and she has showered, there is absolutely nothing to fear. It tastes like skin.
If she just pooped, I don't care how good she thinks she wipes there'll be particles, so stay away from that until she showers.
Now this is all considering you won't finger her, only eating her ass.
If you finger her and eat her ass at the same time, that's a different story.
There's been times when I finger her so deep i touch poop inside of her. And as soon as you do that you'll wanna stop eating her ass because that means trouble lol.
But there's also days where I go all the way in with my fingers, and feel nothing, smell nothing because there isss nothing. So I'll finger her, eat her, fuck her super deep and then eat her again without a problem.
This has been the case with numerous girls btw.

Like shit, what else
Girls poop as just as much men. Ive lost track of how many times I've walked in the bathroom after my sister's and gave been assaulted with the most rancid stenches.
They've even had the audacity to forget to flush a fee times...

Sup my fellow olfactophiliacs?

im 12 years old and what is this

fucking expert on eating ass

tastes like shit but that's besides the point

sauce on this can't find this on evilangel.com :(

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I am a fellow ass eating expert, this guys expertise is slightly greater than mine as i was unaware about the fingering part. Although it has cleared up to me how a girls ass smells worse after anal sometimes.

Ass tastes like ass regardless and it depends if they clean them before hand or they don't wipe correctly.

I don't know.. I only have sex in the missionary position with my wife on friday nights for the sole purpose of procreation.

Jessie Rogers - Too Much Anal
she's a butterface imo

This

Imma need some sauce

yeah stick with Zoey Monroe or Marsha May.

Same style and both do anal I think for the same producers but Marsha's like a 10

Girls poop?

thanks m8

of course not. they absorb most of their nutrients and sweat out their waste
Their cheeks are solely made for attracting men, and to take dick in their buttholes

lol this guy is living in a dreamworld

sad fact is, he doesn't even know it

>What does girl butt taste like?
Depends

Every girl's butt tastes different. That's the whole point. Humanity's a buffet, just waiting to be sampled. So what are you waiting for? Ya' never know until you try!

I get it... "Depends" lol

I tastes like ass

Backpage dot com. It's an all you can eat smorgasbord.

>So what are you waiting for?
No girl will even let me get near her butthole..
Id have a better chance of asking my sister to let me lick hers

Can confirm, veteran ass eater is correct.

This is coming from a guy who straight up doesn't care if he tastes girl shit, so trust me--I know the difference. Unless she's doggin', the immediate pocket inside her booty hole is going to be as clean as any other part of her body. After pooping, the body reuptakes any leftover material and pulls it back into the stomach basically, for digestion. So, even without enemas / all that nonsense, a butt's just going to taste like a butt. Mostly salty, with a few bonus pheramones that are unique to her flavor.

Do you worry about if her mouth tastes like snot when you're kissing? Do you worry about if her cooch tastes like urine, if you're giving cunnilingus? It's whatever mang. Bodies have self cleaning features, and if you really want to get educated on what it is you've been ingesting during *any* form of sex, the sheer amount of lifeforms being exchanged is enough that a few undigested food particles are going to be the least of your worries.

So eat up anons. Decay, and molding in the crust of the Earth awaits you anyways. Get it while it's good.

see

Grown up here. Girls don't poop idiot.

IF IT'S NOT RECENTLY CLEANED BEFORE YOU LICK- LIKE SWEAT AND SHIT.

IF IT IS CLEAN- LIKE A BATTERY TOP.

ALSO, NO ONE HERE HAS LICKED AN ASS.

Licking butthole is one thing, but licking one from someone who takes semen and has multiple tongues on her body daily is a no no.
I'll pass.

agreed

Then how do you know faggot?

Based, user. Thanks.

Speak for yourself, I had to drive a drunk friend home once & I went to town on her ass when she passed out.
It was really sweaty, and had some brown specks but i was so horny I didn't care. It was sparkling clean when I was done with it

This is why you will never get to lick a girls butthole. Take a chance.

kinda salty, and if you get your tongue up in her rectum, it kinda tastes like that metallic pussy flavor. I'm usually drunk when I do this though.

>It was really sweaty, and had some brown specks but i was so horny I didn't care. It was sparkling clean when I was done with it

This guy gets it.

>B-but what if it's dirty?
Then fix it.

I LICKED ASS BEFORE...MY MOM'S

WOW!!! SO FUCKING EDGY.

Yeah, it is kinda like a battery top if you really get in there; good comparison, user!

go on....

Crush up xanax in sisters drink. Wait for sister to pass out. Lick her butthole. That's what I did.

I only groped her butt a little, and licked it since she had on a skirt.
It's not like I fucked her or anything, now that would be wrong.

Steph Kegels
Also knows as the big booty girl in the library

butterface?
are you insane??

I mean, ehs story got me feeling edgy ifyouknowhatI'msayin'lol (i'm talking about my penis.)

Here's moar butts.

Holy Quads Batman

dat quad

SHE'S MY STEP MOM SO NOT REALLY THAT EXCITING.

If she showered first, skin.
If she didn't, but hasn't taken a shit since the last time she showered, sweat.
If she's shit since the last time she showered, it will taste like shit.
Considering it's OP, it's going to taste like sperm in the mouth of a cuck.

Quads confirm; user just helping a friend out, since she was inebriated and didn't clean properly.

honest answer man:
it actuallty tastes kinda sweet. like not candy sweet.. but .. it's good.

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SPEAKING SERIOUSLY- I WONDER IF LICKING A PASSED OUT GIRLS ASS IS EVEN ASSAULT? I MEAN IT'S LIKE LICKING SOMEONE'S HAND EXCEPT IT'S THE ANUS. TECHNICALLY THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUALY PART BY LEGAL DEFINITION

Wow, I never even thought of something like that.
No xanax, but sleeping pills should be easy enough to get. It's risky af though

FOUND THE VIRGIN REDDITOR

Only get in trouble if you get caught.

THAT'S HOW YOUR DOG'S ASS TASTE?

YOU GUYS WATCH TOOMUCH PORN YOU SHUT IN LOSERS.

ASS IS NASTY 99.9% OF THE TIME. IT HAS TO BE RECENTLY CLEANED AND THEN LICKED OR IT WILL BE A FUCKING DISASTER

why do you capslock so much

butterface might have been taking it a little far but I still think she's average af.
She's not exactly ugly, but she's far from gorgeous too.

POST YOUR PIC. LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF STUD GETS TO CALL THAT CHICK "AVERAGE". I'M CURIOUS IS ALL.

This indeed, it's part of what makes it hot.

this faggot is back sup cuck

Meh, I'm pretty average too but I'm a man so there's a difference. My sole existence isn't based on how I look.
Any average joe, can graduate make good money and fuck qts easy.It doesn't work in revers,e

NOT MUCH KISS LESS VIRGIN. STILL TRYING TO FUCK YOUR 10 YEAR OLD SISTER?

So being that sadly few of you know..when a girl..and a boy for that matter have orgasms. Their pelvic floor contracts. Put a finger in her or your bunghole and cause an orgasm....somehow. you will feel a pulsing at the anal sphincter in a rhythmic pulse that is too quick to fake. This feels good on your penis..finger.. and fucking out of sight on your tongue. Get her a vibe and tongue drill that shit after she has a shit and a shower..or go dirty.. idgaf.

I've licked a lot of girls buttholes. They all tasted like skin. Smell and taste are different. Some of them smelled a little like shit but I couldn't taste it. If she hasn't had a shower in a while there's a sweat/salt taste.

LOL!!!!! SPOKEN LIKE SOMEONE WHO WILL BE ON Sup Forums, ALONE AND AT 400 POUNDS, 20 YEARS FROM NOW.

IT'S 2016 YOU FUCK FACE. WOMEN MAKE MORE $ THAN MEN YOU DUMB FUCK. THEY PICK AND CHOSE BASED ON LOOKS AND STATUS. LOOKS ALWAYS MATTERS FOR MEN AND WOMEN YOU DUMB FUCK. STOP TAKING LOVE ADVISE FROM YOUR 4X DIVORCED MOM.

To live around so many white girls that must be thin and call that average. You don't know how well you have it.

Assault is an unwanted touch by any nature. So yes it's assault. They did not consent.

I KNOW.....THE TASTE OF SHIT IS SO DAN SUBTLE THESE DAYS..GTFO YOU DUMB KISS LESS VIRGIN

WHEN SHE WAKES UP WITH A CLEAN ASS, SHE WILL BE HAPPY AND WON'T CARE.

YOU BELIEVE THIS FAT FUCK? HE'S PROBABLY NEVER EVEN HELD HANDS WITH A FEMALE OUTSIDE HIS BLOOD RELATIVES.

>unwanted touch
Who's to say it was unwanted? They didn't say no either,

Yep.. If you want women no problem get famous. Even if you're good-looking and rich you'll have a hard time. Be fat, ugly and famous though.. pussy rains from heaven.

WHat kind of dalmatian plush is that?

>gets bullied
>goes on Sup Forums to release anger
i can literally hear you smashing your keys

BEING FAMOUS TRIGGERS SOMETHING ELSE IN WOMEN. YOU CAN'T BUY FAME. MOST WOMEN ARE ATTENTION WHORES AND BEING BESIDE A CELEBRITY THE ULTIMATE ATTENTION WHORISM. DIFFERENT ASPECT....HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE FAMOUS THIS WORLD? .00001%

And your breath smells like shit, dumbass

I wish I could fuck a few of my blood relatives.

Seems like if one of them decided to go prostitute with a strong drug habit, I might have a chance. Isn't that fucked up?

AHHH...12 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT FUCK IS BUTT HURT BECAUSE HE GOT CALLED OUT SO FAST. MAYBE NEXT TIME CHAMP.

swing and miss newfag

NOT REALLY. IT'S CALLED SEXUAL ATTRACTION YOU DUMB FUCK.IF A CHICK IS HOT, YOU WANT TO FUCK IT. CASE CLOSED.

NOPE...THAT WAS A HOME RUN CUPCAKE. DON'T WORRY TOO HARD BUTT HURT BABY. MUMMY WILL BE HOME FROM THE BINGO HALL SOON AND SHE'LL TUCK YOU IN.SHHHHHHH...JUST DREAMS SOON...

lol cucked

It tastes like pussy. Kinda salty, kinda tangy.

But she loves it way more cause it excites her

HOW MUCH DOES SHE WEIGH?ESTIMATE BECAUSE I KNOW MOST COMMERCIAL SCALES STOP AT 280 LBS.