Ask the psychologist anything

Ask the psychologist anything

>let me diagnose you

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according to this you are bipolar

Do you really think you can reliably diagnose a mental illness over the internet?

family passed
anger related
relative of Sup Forumss most common disease

When I was a teenager, more than a couple times, I felt like my hand was enormous.

I was in bed and then I just kind of forgot how big my hand was, and I had to take it out and assure myself that it was of normal size.

I've had fairly severe aspergers and depression my whole life and now recently ( within the past few years) I've had delusions of entities talking to me in my head, believed that I was god, and things of that sort. I only realize how dumb it seems weeks after I accept these strange things. Should I see a therapist or something?

I think that's most a biological issue like blood not stocking in your hands (and so your brain doesn't know how to interpret that) than a psychological issue

Did Siegmund Freud like his mother?

You aren't a psychologist you dumb cunt, and if you were I'd still laugh at you for your no money career.

Have you found something that looked like this in an ancient egyptian tomb?

fug off

i WOULD BREAK YOU

How long did you have to go to school for ? I'm considering this type of career

I vape DMT at least twice a day. How fucked am I.

Sounds like me when I'm off my meds. Probably Psychosis/Schizophrenia. Do you drink? Drugs?

I get constant urges to have sex, but do not feel any sort of attraction to women. I explored gay porn/sex and was disgusted by it. I don't feel any sexual attraction to anything but I still want to fuck.

Whats that mean

With a little luck, you can kill yourself

insecurities overwhelm my relationship with my girlfriend
i always feel as though she's going to cheat on me even though she's never gave me a reason to feel that way and has been the best girlfriend I've ever had
i want to marry her
i don't know what to do

>Father struggled with his addiction to heroin until he died when I was 24.
>I was molested by the neighbors kid when I was around 5 years old. He was around 8. He sucked my dick then asked me to suck his.
>Raised a Jehovah Witness by my single mom.
>32 years old now. Huge man, am 6'3" tall and weigh around 450. Virgin, never had a girlfriend. Had have plenty of girls show interest in me.
wat do

It means you feel inadequate to fuck an actual pussy, yeah, you're literally scared of pussy you faggot.

insightful

My friend has depression and is a NEET. According to her "the world is going to shit" and she doesn't want to do anything useful. How can I fix this?

I'm constantly depressed. I turn to drugs fit self medexation. What can i do that isn't drugs but provides a similar "solution?'

I've had sex before, but I didn't really enjoy it. Not scared of pussy, and it's very easy for me to talk to men and women.

Just dont wanna smash

You said it: /fit/

You have burgers in your ass?

Good point. I was getting fitter when I was somewhat happy. Then I fell out after the divorce.

But I should pickup gym again. Any solutions for anxiety? That's one if the reasons I don't go anymore.

So you've never seen a bitch and thought "damn, I wanna smash that"? Fuck knows then user, but that's some fucked shit.

i go to school daily but thats it, i only like to be on my computer, nothing sounds better than my computer other than jerking off. ppl have said i have a computer addiction but i can do other things fine. I'm on antidepressants that dont work. diagnose me op.

Am I an introvert? Or am I just some some piece of shit that has no energy for anything in life

fUNNY, YOUR NOT GAY BECAUSE YOU ARE DISGUSTED BY GAY SEX, YET YOU ARE GAY BECAUSE YOU HAD GAYSEX

IRL situation.
What do you tell a patient when:
No meds work
Ketamine Trials failed
ECT failed
DBS is not an option
bipolar depressive episodes are frequent (apprx 40% of the time) and half of that time is severe enough that CBT is ineffective.

Is there a point where you say (even if only to yourself Mr. Doctor) that there is nothing more we can do for this client

A question about someone I knew who watched the Luka Magnotta video One Ice Pick One Lunatic where he tortures a guy to death and rapes his corpse. If she says it had no effect on her does this show a psychopathic level of no empathy? Personally that shit would scar me for life if I saw it.

Loooong ass bike rides.

I went through a severely traumatizing experience at a small age that lowered my self esteem immensely. After that my family ran itself into the ground and we went from an upper class family to a lower class one. I did very well in high school and I wasn't bullied but I just feel extremely depressed sometimes and I occasionally believe weird stuff. and I have a good job but I am still lonely and it is hard - not impossible - just hard to talk to people.

What would you recommend? I am already in therapy, I just want to know your diagnosis and what you think about my situation.

quarter of a million dollars, fam dont go for it.

I do love to bike :) Thanks user. Sometimes I just need to know there are other people out there.

I have extreme social anxiety but everybody says I'm super sweet and fun to be around. Every time I reject an invite to a party or something I feel like I'm a disappointment. I lost my job today over my crippling anxiety. Wat do?

Fuck knows but raping a corpse is YLYL material to me. Not Op either, just saying. Fam.

A good friend of mine simply doesn't care about anything really. Especially the hygiene part. It's fucking disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with him?

...

Maybe it turned her on.

It's funny how people pretend to be asking stuff for friends when they're just self reflecting.

Anyway,

How can my friend stop being depressed? I'm pretty sure that he's gonna kill himself within a month.

When Tony negative things happen to me I'm overcome with insane bloodthirsty psychotic mega rage. The feeling ofbanger is so extreme my body spasms and I fall to the floor screaming gibberish swears and flailing wildly, tensing up every few seconds.

I would hope so. She sounds like a fun girl to me.

And I usually puke afterwards. like vomiting up pure anger

Just a psychologist? I outrank you.

Ask a psychiatrist anything!

You have Autism.

YO PSYCH check my question from earlier... What do?

I do not like anything about humans at thus day and age, would much rather be born in stone age, also always looking for creative ways to get high

Yo psych heres the question (lol)

>IRL situation.
>What do you tell a patient when:
>No meds work
>Ketamine Trials failed
>ECT failed
>DBS is not an option
>bipolar depressive episodes are frequent (apprx 40% of the time) and half of that time is severe enough that CBT is ineffective.
>Is there a point where you say (even if only to yourself Mr. Doctor) that there is nothing more we can do for this client

Tell him lobotomy is the only option left.

suicide > lobotomy... suicides a way better choice

I got the ability to be a telepath from a girl who claimed that we are twins.

I can call her on the phone. This resulted in not real voices in my mind and halucinations or something where people find it necesary to enforce the propoganda systems that the medical worlds would suggest: that people wake up at night from sex abuse and that telepathy isn't real.

Is this schitzophrenia?

What can you tell me about Ideasthesia?

The pills are working as intended user.

So what motivated you to get that type of career it was to get close to children that society wanted away from all the other programmed bots getting ready for the slave labour of life..

Yeah I think you get off chatting with young boys and girl while fantasising how you want to fuck them and getting them hooked on drugs

Why did you not respond to this? You a fucking faggot?

Oh fuck that was clever user. Almost got me

it's indigo or autism or whatever they label it these days

Autism is entirely different, it's not hallucinating people, it's a behaviour disorder where people aren't socially cohesive. Hallucinating the behaviour of other people isn't behaving as yourself incorrectly but rather by being abused regularly throughout childhood and adulthood unnecessarily which could only be explained by some external darkness manifested into possession.

Doubt your actually anything but I'll play. I've had a fuck ton of good friends, but whenever we become too close or know eachother for more than a year I stop associating. I'm also a complete asshole to almost everyone I know/ work with; but they show me a lot of respect and try to talk/ associate with me. I get please lure out of all of this

I'm fucking around but seriously they are doing some weird mind control on you it sounds some MK2

Mixing in other drugs with the med ur on

I'm not on any medication. It doesn't require any medication. Effectively what happens is that people's images as they approach me are used in ways to affect my behaviour long term. It's like there is a massive, evil force of dark spirit, and they possess people and use them to enforce dark themes and affect my ability to advance agenda socially.

If you believe in twins and shit (kind of hard not to when people say "man I'm actually twins with my girlfriend and it's all good because babies come from our parents, not us") it's all about posession standing in front of you and denying that exists.

It's a fascinating construct because of what is indicated by the behavior of some types of displays by people.

My friend likes " feminine penises " but isnt gay? What is he?

Oh it's genetic from inbreeding

Classic case of being a faggot

That's a bit of a far fetched thing though, because if all people are what they look like and are from twin lines then all peoples lives would be as abusive as mine is.

I think it's something to say that the behaviour of other people being affected by literal darkness to advance the agenda being included in "genetics" is a bit of a stretch. I'd say more it's an invasive, virus like possessive force in a real, complex world where real possession fucks people over in their relationships.

You have borderline personality disorder

Right now I feel really shitty, have almost zero motivation to do anything, hate almost everyone I know, and often fantasize about shooting up a public place. Has been occuring for ~6months.

bump

What's the job market like for a psychologist major?

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