Prove that you are white

Prove that you are white.

Remember, this is very different than proving you are not black.

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I dressed like that everyday during high school.
Also I finished high school.

My skin tone choices are rice cake or a freckled elmo

Finishing high school is not proof. Dressing like OP is a good shot at proof. 6/10.
Certainly sounds pretty white, but might be albino black.

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I know my dad

Hmmm. Certainly seems like proof.
Not proof. try again.

I have a job, I'm married to the mother of all of my children, I'm not a nigger.

I own a bicycle that I purchased.

I have a full time job, I have benefits and a roth-IRA (401k), a pure white family, and I am a card carrying member of the KKK.

>Look! Another White Privilege/Trump Thread!

Black Lives Matter Too You Ignorant Privileged Scum

I grew up with a father and a mother, and we didn't rely on food stamps or welfare.

Lame.
Lame.
Seems pretty white (the KKK part, anyway)
Lame.

You guys suck at this.

I have good credit because I pay my bills on time.

Try again.

I play hearthstone

>Remember, this is very different than proving you are not black.
Any of these things could easily be true of an azn. Hell, half of them could be a beaner.

I dont live in Asia or África and im not of any racial minority

Decent, but certainly not proof. Now, if you also had a Hearthstone woodstove in your home that you kept going all winter, then we'd be getting somewhere.

Thank you.

Clever, but come on. You're just as bad as the guys taking pictures of their skin.

I have a BS in Actuarial Math.

I'm German, Irish and Norwegian.

jesus
I bet you glow in the night whitey

I glow red in the summer, though.

I'm a cuck on Sup Forums and really enjoy the trap threads

I'm a fellow of the society of actuaries.

no doubt
spf 80k

When I see another white person, I have no reaction whatsoever.

So you're Indian? Asian?
That's white.
Pfft. Come on. Barely scratching the surface.

Im black and i do both of those things

i firmly believe that obama is from kenya

I go out of my way to shake hands and I clap when my airplane lands

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I have an insatiable desire for black cock.

I'm not, I'm a filthy gypsy stealing your shit whilst laughing like a hyena.

deal with it.

This kinda seems like the most white yet.

i genuinely think hunting large game for sport is pretty cool, but i would never do it myself

Why would any sane white man dress like that

I own more than one Sufjan Stevens album. On vinyl.

Whitest guy ITT

black jacket... red tie... tan pants.

jesus, you yank faggots know not style nor class.

How about this, I crochet, go to renaissance faires, genuinely enjoy the music of Echo & the Bunnymen, and go apeshit for brew pubs. Pic related, it's a yarn bowl I got from a ren faire this past weekend.

What's the inhaler for?

>live off hot pockets
>enjoy nascar
>live with my parents
>buy everything at walmart

Commitment is easy for me.

kækked

Shut the fuck up geed. I bet you wear cargos too

I dressed like that during high school but I'm not white. You are going to need better proof

Thank you. I enjoy being white. I also use salad dressing when I run out of mayo on my sandwiches and I also wear headphones through the supermarket

I listen to heavymetal

Damn, maybe THIS is the most white.
Even though your 1/10 chance at dubs was successful, doesn't mean you know what a BLUE blazer is, layman.

Another serious contender.

Just buy a bong how can you still smoke bottles after 18 years old

I wasn't born when black people were turn to slaves.

Folks from most of the more affluent latin american countries fucking love metal. Especially power metal.

google.com/#q=new orleans jail inmates with guns

Never been here.

OP you smell a lot like a nigger.

I drive a pick up truck and a camaro. I'm a plumber during the day 40 hrs a week and work on a farm after work. I live in the suburbs, go to a suburban presbyterian church every sunday, volunteer free time to habitat humanity, swim and water ski regularly and drink bud light out of bottle.

Oh and i legally own 10 firearms all are for various hunting seasons.

>mfw I can't even hide how white I am on Sup Forums

None of my dogs are pitbulls and they're all registered with the city, as required by law.

i'm afraid of most black people.

Oh and I played Water polo and chess in high school

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shit looks black in the picture, bro. Aside from that, it's still a mash-up and looks like his demented aunt dressed him for bar mitzvah somewhere in upstate New York in the 70's.

duh

You can pronounce my name just by looking at it.

I'm blonde hair, blue eyes. Wear a watch to school and can read it.

Same
>Wore an American flag lapel pin every day
>Do my own taxes
>Have a growing watch collection (no nigger-tier Nixons allowed)

Man i love having an xbox one ps4 and 1500 pc

My kids wish I would leave! Black kids wish dad was home.


>Registered with the city
Conformist nigger faggot, don't register shit, that's what real white folks do.

At parties when my friends pass out I do really homoerotic shit to them.

My good man, you have no idea what you are talking about. That look will never die and will always be a classic. Blue blazer. Starched shirt. Khakis. Tie.

>thinking being white is a positive

Barbarous northerners.

Nah dude, 2 for 1 loafers at Bass

This is the niggerest of things I've read

Not in the lily white nigger free upper middle class burbs in Montreal. We keep shit on the level up in this hizzy.

The shoes are blucher mocs from LLBean. Maybe topsiders.

I see my dad every week and I have a high school education.

lol and where exactly is this "Montreal?"

fake and gay.

I have a college degree, but did it with loans and not scholarships

> Winner

That isn't a Vinyard Vines pattern. You could be an Asian knock-off

Got caught out past curfew when I was 17,and was given a warning. Also my little brother who was 13 was learning to drive and he was let off as well.

>Blue blazer. Starched shirt. Khakis. Tie
call it classic, call it contemporary, call it funky, call it conservative, call it Mickey Fucking Mouse & His Jolly Green Retards, but it STILL LOOKS LIKE UTTER SHIT.

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yeah, I mad.

>Montreal
lol.

Albino blacks are eaten by the mother at birth

I started a Super Smash Bros club and DnD club in High School

bruh

the Romans were white, the Celts and the Germanics were just whiter.

i enjoy seeing my wife in the company of black men

I am a 29 year old male with full custody of my 9 year old daughter. The mother can't even see her unless it is supervised and I say so.

Kanadia, jizzlips. 'Murica's Hat. Greatest nation ever to exist. Why you ask?

I burn quite easily in the sun.

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Go Trump. Make America Great Again!

You sound asian

Also beat up a black kid in middle school and dad took me out for steaks after suspension

It's highly unlikely I will be shot dead by a police officer during a routine stop.

why wouldn't blacks vote for Trump?

Ah gots a bunch o cars an stuff on mah front lawn an ah'm havin affair with mah cuzzin.

Because Trump is one of the biggest examples of 'white priviledge' going, aside from all the countless non-racial reasons why he'd be an embarrassment as president of course.

I am helping my wife to raise our daughter. And I legally bought a car from a legitimate dealership.

The funny thing about white supremacists is that they bend definitions however they like every other sentence.

Find me one Italian with naturally flowing yellow hair and blue eyes. Or are you saying that the Spanish are white as well? Some Egyptians? There is no such thing as white race. What neonazis keep masturbating about were barbarous illiterates shitting in the woods for the majority of history.

hahahahahahahha. i like that. no i am totally white.