RED VS BLUE

RED VS BLUE

YOU KNOW THE DRILL FAGS

i don't know the drill

get the fuck in here

red knows magic

Faggot, get dubs to decide what happens.
I'm rolling for blue to capture a red and create purple.

Red side notices how inefficient it is to have their houses point upwards instead of pointing sideways and turn all their houses on their sides so the blues get poked upon invading.

Red get a metal gear.

BLue becomes nazi fags.

Rolling for this kek

roll for this

re roll.

Blue team gets nuked.

reroll

Red builds a wall and makes Blue pay for it

Rolling for this. Best offense is a good defense.

Winrar

Winrar

Well GG

/thread

I roll for Captain Caboose. Freckles kills all nay sayers

Red side sends all their niggers to blue side to slowly destroy them with murder, rape and stolen bicycles.

...

Purple team appears as a super faction

roll

Blue gets huge dicks

Red gets a Schwarzenegger while blue gets a dillon nigger.

Red rebuilds blue into an economic power that makes better automobiles and electronics than red could ever hope to.

re roll

blue builds a wall and red pays for it

this

Red gets benis.

Leafy joins red team attracting all the edgy 13 yo kids making them more powerful and cancerous

ROll

Roll, include that they also become weird and make Anime.

Red becomes dark side and blue niggers.

>69
If that doesn't count then rerorr my nigger

red becomes a blue and starts murdering some blue people and blue start murdering their own to end the murders

Blue converts from stickmen to stock photos of Nicholas Cage

Green faction comes along to rival red and blue

Roll

Shit man, it counts.

roll

Red attacks blue main dome

We change leafy for filthy frank

The gap between them gets bigger also Rerorroro

winrar

what

big blue building gets weed dispensory attached

Wasted trips
Go to hell

Kek
>rolling this

re roll

Red begins to clone its people in order to form a massive army.

Red gets leeroy jenkins

...

Blue leaves the land to go find weapons of mass destruction on iraq

Star wars?

cuz i want some of that star wars.

blue team get a World trade center.

re roll

Red and blue make peace and post ylyl threads

Red builds a wall and Mexico pays for it

...

Blue get their shit together and build a tank

Lol

Red builds a doomsday device that needs 5 sacrafices to fire

roll

Red know they are the shit, so they build a mech.

blue get magick fire and burn all shelter of the reds

roll

roll

blue secretly genocides Armenians

Osama joins blue and betrays them in the 2 next dubs.

Blue recruit 5 archers
Successfuly killing a red one every update

blue gets ICBMs and shoots them at the clone army

Winrar!!!!

Reds adopt shrek as their lord and savior. They start kidnapping blues for sacrifices.

Sexy Obi wan kenobi joins red side.

Red sacrifices leafy to the youtube gods, thus, receiving 47 million subscribers on YouTube and getting their own News Show to talk shit about blue

Blue find out that Osama is a betrayer and kicks him b4 the next dubs

...

half of red joins blue as purple mercenaries

Roll

Hory shot reroll

Red army get batman.

Nigga don't let blue die

all reds die and only the spy red is dead and the spy red rapes a blue and they make a purple baby

Rollerino

red arms themselves with rune scimitars

dark purple swarms from the north beginning the pillaging of 354 A.D

Red guys get hiroshima on their storage.

Leafy takes the kids and spam blue with hiss and kill 3 of them and take 20% of blue land

Rolling to keep game alive

Blue catches pneumonia and collapses.

lmao

Sorry reds, can't hear you over our structurally superior dome housing

A giant sentient penis joins the blue team

Blue gets laser rifles and digs a trench to keep red out

RerolWinror

winrar

blue builds a giant fighting robot with big missles and shit

Some blues pee themselves a little

Blue is communist now