Things a white person would never say

Things a white person would never say

BBC is inferior

Good morning dad! How's the job?

I love my job and can pay my bills

would NEVER say, idiot

I like black people

White master race

YMCA by the Village People? No sir, I won't dance to that.

we have so much in common mr negro person, lets be friends

check em

No, you can't fuck my wife.

Gonna git me a pay day loan fo some new rims on ma hooptie.

nigga

I have a huge enough penis to satisfy my bitch

people treat me like an equal without anti-psychotic medications

"allah ackbar!"

Let's name our daughter Keisha

I am white and my girlfriend was fine with my 6.5-7" penis. Enough that I've helped her cheat on two of her boyfriends, one of them now being her husband.

I'm glad it wasn't my turn to strap a bomb to my chest.

I'll pass on the pumpkin spice.

I LOVE HONDA CIVICS!!!

my mother is addicted to meth and I have never met my father but I'm told hes in jail for armed robbery.

where do you keep the grape Ne-Hi

>I sure hope the new neighbors are black!

White Lives Matter

Blacks are functioning members of society

Excuse me, I must use the designated shitting street.

bullshit

Can she be your girlfriend if shes married to someone else? Serious question.

Hahaha

Im a black man and I have been the victim of racial hatred

My wife doesn't cheat on me.

I prefer the company of colored women.

I would never fuck my cousin.

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

That worthless thug could have been my son

"I'm sorry."

I have always wanted to fuck a fat black chick.

kEk

Boy this sickle cell is really giving me fits.

I voted for obama

my bike is stolen

I would never shoot up a school.

I can't think of a thing.

Best one i've read so far.

"I am not a white person"

I hate being white.

I set the alarm for noon, because I wake up early. I'm taking the bus to my case worker appointment tomorrow. Can I borrow five dollars?

We should treat black peoples like a god

I'm not voting for donald trump.

mayo is nasty

I'm where I am because of me and me alone.

i wish obama could go 4 more yrs

my dad left

Well I guess I'm suddenly not white then

Kek, that guy is such an annoying faggot

Malt liquor tastes amazing!

WE

shhhh, its okay that you're a pasty white mexican.
its okay...

Black Lives Matter

Hey, I make an awesome chicken casserole!

Craft beer is disgusting. Especially IPA.

>implying niggers or spics or any other ethnicity other than superiour whites can afford Malt liquor..

we wuz kingzz n' shieeet

There was one white guy who said that, but they threw him in jail.

My baby boy didn't deserve to get shot for holdin' up no liquor store.

Roll mommy another blunt

Um. Ohio, Kentucky, Florida...

Hey mom, who was my dad again? The corn rows guy, or the dude with the full grills?

I have a depressingly lackluster culture
I have no respect for authority and will always misbehave in order to please my peers.
I am doing really bad at school
I am on benefits solely because of oppression
I don't know who my father is
5 generations back my family lived in a hut made out of shit
I am not successful in this modern age
I am responsible for about 50 percent of the murders in the country I was born in, even though my race makes up around 2 percent of the national population.
My race has the highest crime rate
I am neglectful of my children and abuse hard drugs on a regular basis
My race systematically abuse my wife and children
I am not to be trusted with anything more than a spec of social responsibility because I will abuse it to its fullest extend
I am not the smarter race
The ideas and opinions that my race has produced do not carry ANY weight whatsoever in today's international society

and the worst of all

I am proud to be white.

I gotta get dem 30" gold rims for mah caddy.

You should see the pay day loan commercials on TV for old white people. Father in law watches The Munsters for 37 hours per day and it's full of pay day loan commercials. Gotta be some white folks getting them off they advertise there

black lives matters

I need to remember to buy seasoning for the chicken breasts.

Lets not have a wedding in Greece, itl be too far and expensive for our friends and family to join us.

Black people are contributing members to society

check out this amish website

>contributing members TO society

Contributing members OF society, you mean.

Come on Cleetus you're making us look bad l.

>being this new

This black man is making me perfectly comfortable

fuck you nigga whenever i want breakfast its like 11am