Cum sock thread

Cum sock thread

Nigga i have a full bag

To be honest I don't get the point of cumming in socks. What is so nice about it?

Easy cleanup

>cumming into a sock instead of your mother

Fucking beta cucks

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>when you don't have a washer/dryer in your house so your laundry collects all over your floor and the first thing you reach for after jerking your dick to trannies on Sup Forums three times a day is that one sock you've wiped your baby batter on for the last 6 months that you can never bring to the public laundromat in fear that the whole place will reek of salty bleach until you leave but you also cant just wwipe it on another sock because you know it will end up like the last one but you do it anyway so that a year later there's a pile of crusty cum socks under your desk and you don't know which are safe to wipe your watery-almost-children on

Nasty fuckers... Use your cat ffs.

My face when i read your story next to my bag of cumsocks

I literally thought I was the only one as a kid lol

Thank you user, my sides are gone

My face when i don't have an organized cum sock repository

Woah

its better that way, if someone ever comes over you dont have to explain your bag of socks

Uncivilized fucks

Use a rag like the rest of us.
>lay rag on chest
>shoot your sinful baby grease over your chest
>the rag is soiled
>wipe, fold and toss into that dark corner you know no one will see
>repeat

You also don't reduce the sensation during sex because you're not rubbing off your actual dick skin on the inside of a sad unmatched gym sock from 8th grade

>if someone ever comes over
why would that ever happen

so instead of socks you got a corner full of cum rags?

>Uncivilized fucks
>Uncivilized m8

try harder

You're all disgusting

>go into bathroom
>pull up some porn on your phone
>jizz onto toilet paper
>flush down toilet
>warming up at your computer may be required

i dont think you understand the concept of cum socks
you can cum on both sides just like a rag
but socks can also turn inside out
sometimes you have to think outside the sock man

>implying a pile cum socks is somehow a better choice
K m80 keep rubbing off your dick skin. I bet you're that guy who can't cum wearing a condom that girls laugh about with their friends

Also a cum rag is easy to explain away in a pinch because rags are supposed to have stains. Good luck explaining to mummy why all your socks have crusty love splotches

Sometimes Sup Forums manages to surprise me even after all these years with how degenerate it really is.

Wtf people cum in your hand get off your ass and wash your hands. Done fuckiing deal

What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

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>rubbing off actual skin from your penis
>scratching your cock against dried loads
>unable to use lotion or lube to the finish
>the horror when you accidentally put on the cum sock and wear it to work

But it can turn inside out so that must be a better idea

>implying i jerk off with the sock
how retarded do you think i am?
i cum on myself first, then wipe it off with the sock
then i just throw them out when the whole room smells like rusty water pipes and buy a new pack from the dollar store
it's taken years of evolution to come to this point but once you master the cum sock there's no going back

this fucking thread is stealing all my sides

Or you could just put a rag down on yourself and cum on that then wipe off your dick and be done you goddamn mongoloid

it's not that simple sometimes
after the fifth or sixth time you cum it just stays in your dick and you have to squeeze it out like a tube of toothpaste
a sock is perfectly malleable to any shape to fit around your shaft so no seed goes uncleaned
can you say the same about a square rag?
are you even using your head man?

is this nigga serious?

>because cum comes off so easily with water
i bet you jerk off in the shower too you heathen

>not cumming into a few tissues and flushing that shit down the toilet before washing your hands

how about just fapping like a normal person and wiping it off? jesus christ people.... gross

So much this.
I never understood why anyone would cum on his socks, blanket or any other shit.
I mean, you have to take a piss after cumming anyways to get rid of that restsploof inside your dick, why not just wipe it all into a tissue and flush it down the toilet afterwards?
Also, don't these crusty socks stink like 1.000.000 roadkills?!

its almost like you guys have never cum on a sock before
but surely that can't be, right?

Yes the fuck iam

No I have bad memories of camp