ITT: Spacekino

ITT: Spacekino

spaceshit is just as cancerous as capeshit

prove me wrong

'The Martian' was fuckin retarded.
Not as retarded as interstellar, though.

How is it retarded?

>kino
Not with that stupid-ass ending it wasn't. Should've stuck to the source material.

Europa Report

He proposed the idea in the source material, I think it's fine.

No, no, he proposed that the idea was totally insane and would never ever work.
That's not even what I had an issue with, the ending was in the book was Watney totally helpless, the Hermes crew having no support from Earth due to communications delays, and having to band together by doing what they do best. You got to see the crew basically do what Watney did the whole movie and improvise out the ass to get their buddy back home.
It was literally a perfect ending.
Instead we got the Captain booting the EVA specialist from doing his fucking job and Watney going full Iron Man when they said he would have no way to control himself. It was a stupid ending.

I agree it was a weaker ending than the book but I understand why they did it, they still wanted Mark to be the hero through and through. It's also why they add the epilogue of him teaching at NASA.

The only retarded part about interstellar was the end.
>muh love

Martian is good, but Interstellar is the best move in a decade. THAT is a real kino.

Careful there champ.

>mfw during the Project Elrond scene

Women really just can't into being a nerd.

No, it was pretty stupid start to finish.

Nah there was nothing wrong with it until we hit the tesseract.

Actresses? Sure. There are a few autistic nerd chicks that I've known however they will never be as autistic and "nerdy" as the most autistic and "nerdy" male and are so in a different way, which is something 99% of actresses to try and play a "nerd girl" always get wrong

>2nd dustbowl without groundwater depletion
>POPCORN AT A BASEBALL GAME WHAT HORROR; crackerjacks
>taking down a drone with wifi, no real point to the scene either
>every MRI vanishes in the space of a few years, somehow
>the blight breathes nitrogen and makes more nitrogen
>have all the technology necessary to build isolated stable ecosystems in space, build useless sideways space stations instead of biodomes
>an astronaut doesn't know where NORAD is after looking at the location of NORAD on a map.

And many more without even starting on the space stuff.

My only complaint was they removed a lot of Watney's major problems. He never loses the Pathfinder comm system, he doesn't hit the storm on his way to Ares IV, he never rolls the Rover.

they kinda couldn't do the second storm because of how they depicted the first storm. Ya know, strong scary pitch black rock storms rather than just steadily increasing dust levels until solar efficiency was zero.

Perhaps, I just thought the Rover trip was one of the more interesting parts of the book so I was sad to see it get cut almost completely.

After reading the book the movie is pure pain start to finish, so that's kind of a non-issue.

Space shit

I rate this 3/10

I think that's a bit harsh. The characters were all pretty spot on and the plot was largely unharmed. It's a fairly short and simple book so it's pretty easy to adapt to film.

The movie pulls pretty hardcore flubs of pretty much every bit of physics that was central to the plot of the book.

HEY GUYS I'M HERE TO RUIN THIS MOVIE! NOW WATCH AS I EXPLAIN A BASIC SLINGSHOT MANEUVER TO THE HEAD ADMINISTRATOR OF NASA LOL! WHOA I FELL OVER LOL WAKKA WAKKA!

You have to gussy it up a little bit for a movie to make it interesting. It wouldn't be as interesting if he just walked in and said "Here's the formulas and route to get them there." "Oh ok, good job."

Well that's exactly how it happens in the book.

Atlanta premiere when? FX is the only good channel on television.

You don't have to play it like a Bayformers character to make it interesting.

to be absolutely fair, that was in the book. And, in the book, the hermes had an ion drive. Which meant it could constantly accelerate instead of having to rely upon planned burns. So because it could constantly accelerate, the calculations required for the parnell maneuver were several orders of magnitude more complex/precise than a standard slingshot.

There is a balance and it's hard to hit. And the book was aimed more towards actual nerds while the movie was aimed at the I Fucking Love Science crowd so the tone will be a bit different.

>pic unrelated

So, the book is shit.

>tfw very few of Watney's jokes made it in the movie

Go watch 2001 or some shit then.

I bet you're going to say Apollo 13 was shit.

Yea it's shit, that's what I said

If you say so. I'm sorry you have a hard time enjoying things.

So is this just your counter to every piece of criticism you encounter? Is there nothing you don't like?

My thinking was that the ending in the book was very similar to the one in the movie Red Planet -- Carrie-Anne Moss EVAs into the capsule and retrieves Val Kilmer -- and they wanted something different. Should have stuck with the ending in the book, though, as that was really the only realistic method.

Well no. I explained my reasoning several times and you just kept repeating "it's shit" so there's no point in addressing you any further.

>criticism consists of "it's shit"
>expects a counterpoint

Get the fuck outta here

You didn't explain jack shit.

I'm saying the character was completely unrealistic and obnoxious and tonally inconsistent and you said it's better in the book and it's ok that it's awful because it was aiming for an awful demographic which is just about the third most retarded thing I've ever heard.

No, i agree with him. The book was pretty shit. Completely without merit. Then the movie had even less.

But I give them a pass just because the idea of going and getting Sojourner back, ever, gets me all weepy.

>I'm saying the character was completely unrealistic and obnoxious and tonally inconsistent

You said none of these things. You said "it's shit". I like how you're backpedaling now and trying to act like you've been rational the whole time.

Try shitposting less next time kid if you want people to listen.

>the character was completely unrealistic and obnoxious and tonally inconsistent

feel free to elaborate on any of that.

Fine. Right now I'm saying saying the character was completely unrealistic and obnoxious and tonally inconsistent. So lets hear why that's ok.

You can't explain opinions. You aren't asking for answers to a question, you're just exerting your opinion on a character.

So you didn't like it, congratulations. The fuck are you still doing here?

feel free to elaborate on any of that.

Absolutely no feeling of helplessness. Jokes out of IFL science Facebook. Acting out of a day drama.
Shit movie desu.

So exactly like the book.

>mfw Sean Bean doesn't die

The Martian is still the best cast movie I've seen to date; all of the actors fit their roles believably. It's one of the best movies of late.

I agree with the other poster that Interstellar is one of the best in the last 10 years tho. I loved everything about it, even the bit about love.

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>Come see our movie, it's the most realistic space movie ever
>For the first 15 minutes, then it throws all science, plot, and acting out the airlock.