Sup Forums!

Sup Forums!
Lets create a Hearthstone card!

First dubs will decide what the name of the card is!

Adam Sandler card

Alfred the horse jew.

Anus

Winrar

nice

Aight the card's name is anus, what determines its effect?

Good job
Dubs will now decide what type of card it is, such as weapon, minion, or spell!

spell bby

minion

minion
Deathrattle: Fully excavate

im on a fucking roll

>703711198
not excavate, evacuate

Dubs will now decide it's mana cost, attack and health.

1/1/1

5/1
infinite value

9001, 6, 9

4 mana 7/7

69 / 69 / 69

4 mana 8/8

4/6/9

nice

Unfortunately i can't fit 4 digits in to the mana cost, so I went with 90.
Dubs will now decide it's picture!

...

...

you make it work fuck face, my trips have spoken.

perfect

That was quick

the god of gets is with us

That was quick!
Dubs will now decide it's card text.

niggers tongue my

2 mana spell. Silence your own minion. Discard a card at random. Priest common.

re roll

Battlecry: Delete your battle.net account

one more roll for this

#nochin

Ancient Whispers - Your opponent faints for two turns.

The Power of the Brown Eye - Opponents mana is lowered by 5 for three turns.

this

Rolling for this

Fart

This

Battle cry: shit yourself

Sends a fart that goes up to 9/11Km/h to 2 random towers.

Someone else name mana costs and shit for me on this one. I'm fucking tired.

Reroll

Rerollin

Battlecry: fart

roll

PPBBBBBBBBTTTTT

Kill yourself

Roll

Get fucked

Fuck this shit I have the worst luck.

Holy fuck this card took my trips

re roll

How good is Anus? Turns out it's preeetty goooood

NIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS

and of course now there's no dubs

Huh?

Battlecry Add a Black dick to your opponents hand

You can fight it. Or you can fuck it. REEEE!

Battlefart: Toxic gas that harm both players

White pussi best poosi

Rolling

Roll

Fuck you asshole.

Roll, then we gotta make Black DIck

way to fuck it up

idiot

Come on OP, /ck/ memes forever.

roll

Winrar

Fuck you

Uh... k?
Dubs will now decide it's rarity and what class it goes to!

reroll

Re-roll cuz fuck it. Check my trips bitches.

Please let this over rule the shit dubs

warrior, common bc everyone has one

Priest Legendary

This

All card effects trigger twice.

Common

Legendary, priest

Roll for this.

Huh?

rolling again

op pls this

Nigger

mage common. fuck arena

cost 10 less mana for every minion on the board

Ok fine you guys whined enough.
Dubs will NOW decide it's rarity and what class it goes to!

Gottem

winrar

Legendary
Priest

Make both faggot, I liked the other one more

Nigger!

with this icon!

Great job Sup Forums! Your very own HS card!

yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss. my dick is diamonds right now.

checked, nice trips

>giving in to peer pressure

What a faggot, why play a gane when you can't even follow your own rules?