I'm a US citizen. I hate the US and NATO, and I love the Russian Federation...

I'm a US citizen. I hate the US and NATO, and I love the Russian Federation. I'm teaching myself Russian and absolutely loving it right now. If my end objective is to become a full, permanent citizen of Russia (enough to renounce my American citizenship), what is the best path to do that? Career wise, I'm an ethical hacker and would have no qualms working for the FSB or SVR in cyber warfare carried out against opponents of Russia, if that's of any significance in terms of my ability to become a permanent citizen there.

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>being this lame

You're posting from Russia, how does one go about the process of moving to your country? Not trolling, absolutely serious. Quality of life and earning potential are irrelevant to me.

Russia is a shithole. The people are lazy, stupid and they only wanna take advantage of each other.

Come to Brazil. Brazil is a country with hardworking mentality, friendly and honest people.

They have a russian foreign legion

Do 5 years and you're a citizen

*sniff* is this pasta freshly cooked and free from msg?

>a shithole with hardworking mentality
yeah try that one again faggy

My desire to move to Russia has nothing to do with the people of Russia.

then why do you love it so much

I just saw someone on Fox (I don't normally watch it, my mom fell asleep watching it and I could hear it from the kitchen) say that lifting the sanctions on Russia could enable Trump to create jobs in America because it would allow American companies to access a 140 million consumer strong market. So yeah, if Trump and Putin really are BFFs, it'll go both ways and Russia will be Americanized by American companies.

your sanctions is not about products
it's about ban to enter a few Mr. P. friends and block their bank accounts

>came to brazil
>got robbed with the first step you made out of an airport

Wait, so Russia is so dependent on such a small number of oligarchs that sanctioning Putin and his cronies had a significant effect on the economy? Holy shit.

No, it also forbid for some Russian companies to take money in American banks, and these companies are very fucking important for out economy

no our countersanctions are banned import from US and EU

You need parental consent

Trump voter detected

I wish you luck on your endeavor
But I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in your sunglasses and blue jeans.

I don't get Russians. So Putin fucks over the economy just to give the finger to the west, while the EU/US aren't effected that much by the counter sanctions, and this makes Putin's approval ratings so high?

welcome to Russia)))
EU get heavy losses though (thousands of millions)

They will kill you and sell all your organs.

he said russia not brazil

It's not hard for anyone i feel, but they won't let you work for government especially for FSB, they don't even let Russians who have a relatives who emigrated to Murica work for them. You stand 0 chance I feel.

Get that fucking picture out of here you fucking nigger loving faggot.

lmao what

Pretty hard unless you're a churka

American that lives 10 years in Russia
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How do you know where the picture is from? )))))))))))

I think Russia has accidentally damaged his brains.

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Nigger loving faggot. You need a shotgun shell to your face.

are you racist? you don't like afroamericans?

I am confused. How did you know where the picture was from if you don't watch interracial porn?

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Spasibo, my name is Kenorov

I’m a 27 year old American Putinbot (Useful Idiot for you inostranets). I type posts and use images on my computer, and spend my days perfecting my shilling and reading superior Russian Media. (Russia Today, Sputnik, First Channel)

I train with my Kalishnakov every day, this superior weapon can fire even with foreign matter because it has a large gas piston, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Moscow and the St. Petersburg dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their socialist code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Novgorod to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Army Commander in Crimea or an Orthodox Priest!

I own several Ushankas, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I squat to my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Russia!

cp

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