Are we the most well rounded sporting nation on earth?

Are we the most well rounded sporting nation on earth?

Yes

(Rugby) Current 6 nations grand slam champions. Rugby 7's finalists. White washed Australia 3-0 in their own back yard.

(Tennis) current Wimbledon champions Olympics champions and davis cup champions

(Cricket) current ashes holders. T20 finalists. Undefeted in tests forever

(Boxing) World champions in most weights. Two champions at heavyweight

(Motersport) world champions 3 times in a row in f1*, rally world champions

(Cycling) won tour de france 4 times in a row. Dominated in track cycling for years.

>Shit at football
>Shit at handball
>Shit at basketball
>Shit at volley-ball

Ive been watching hand ball.

I like it. If becomes popular over here we might start dominating.

actually yes in that you're solid but mediocre and uninspiring in everything

>Canoe
>Sailing
>Rowing
>Cycling
>Equestrian

I noticed that most of your events require some kind of vehicle.

Ameriswim bringing in the bantz

>football
Wales and England in top 15 fifa rankings
>handball
We don't get involved with limp wristed faggot sports
>basketball
Literally nigger tier
>volleyball
Have you seen our weather m8

I really don't care that you appear to be well rounded at sports, because you take the gold home every time for being poor winners.

>Have you seen our weather m8
He's talking about indoor volleyball.

Well, they DID start the Industrial Revolution...

Technically they started the American Revolution too. Brits are cunts.

That was a joint-thing with France, and the influence of continental Enlightenment philosophies. You're half right, my American friend.

I was more referring to them just being huge pricks about their tea, but either way works.

>almost no team sports
why so autistic?

Oh, my mistake, yeah, you're absolutely right. Nigel takes his tea VERY seriously.

>britsits

>Are we the most well rounded sporting nation on earth?

Absolutely. What a magnificent country this is. What a time to be alive.

You're funding is the most well rounded.

You win gold for being the worst looking country in the world

You win gold for having the worst banter in the world

Darts World Cup
Every Golf Major
Rugby World Cup
Football World Cup
Cricket World Cup (T20)
Every Tennis Grand Slam
The Tour de France
Snooker World Cup
Ryder Cup Winners
The Commonwealth Games
Boxing World Champions (Every weight)
UFC TUF World Championship
The Olympic Games
Davis Cup Winners
Moto GP World Championship
Baseball World Cup
Indy Car World Championship
Squash World Champions
Formula One World Championship
Had 6 Different Clubs To Win The European Cup
Had 3 players to win the super bowl
Ice Hockey World Cup
Taekwondo World Champions
Touring Car World Champions
Judo World Champions
World Rally Champions
World Table Tennis Champions

>WE

I personally won a county championship in tiddlywinks

1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy

1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.

1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.

1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.

1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.

1928: Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide

1942: Alan Turing invents the computer and defeats the Nazis, The British government call him a fag.

1953: Watson and Crick invent DNA. No one else understands.

1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and Sup Forums, all in one afternoon.

1997: Wing Commander Andy D. Green OBE, Uses superior British engineering to becoming the fastest man on earth, smashing the Land speed record by more than 100km/h

2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.

2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen

2016 In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens) the rest of the world concedes that the planet would be better off under British rule once again

You still can't figure out how Rugby League works.

>fifa rankings

>fifa rankings

No.

15>14, and we can play Winter Sports.

Also better at the "footy" than you blokes, as well. We also can't discount you going out in the group stages of 3 different world cups in sports you invented.

You're improving, though. I think you've finally pulled ahead of the Aussies.

Truly the GOAT nation. Didn't even mention the greatest empire the world has ever seen.

God save the Queen

It shows you have golds in 8 sports whilst the Brits have golds in 9 sports

what did you mean by this?

>pulled ahead of the Aussies.

By a landslide.

Why do Australians suck Americans limp dicks it makes me so sick, if it wasn't for us both of you would just be third world country's awash with niggers.

Why are our athletes so shit at meme sports?

He posted the full medal table, showing GB's well rounded competitiveness in a variety of sports.

And yes, being competitive in a variety of different sports is to be respected. The "only golds count" idea is flawed.

Yeah, the nation that won one fuckin' horse dancing gold (where a 70 year old is "competing") had a better performance than a nation winning medals in actual sports.

Props to GB.

So we would be just like modern britain then

Can we keep it up?

>sitting on horses
>sitting in boats
>standing still shooting things
>twirling around and throwing stuff
are we the laziest country with gold medals out there?

No, because you're allowed to dope.

who /comfy/ small country with a growing number of medals but no real demand for more here?

=3

>no real demand for more
Losers' mentality.

>nation
>3 countries
your nation is bullshit desu

>tfw I'm currently doing my civic duty at the crown court inside the castle where the magna carta resides
Feels democratic man

>fifa rankings

>Handball, a faggot sport

>volleyball requires good weather

Screencapped.

>Had 3 players to win the super bowl

Wow really? We dont even care about american football yet we are contributing

Youd be hard pressed to find niggers here unless you went to london m8, its one of the best things about the country.

Why would anyone play volleyball indoors?

Beach volleyball is a meme sport
Real volleyball is played inside

Has ANY other country won this many titles in so many different sports, seriously?

WE

Not that im aware of.

The only thing that is missing is a field hocky world title

>shit at football, the only sport that will ever matter
>thinking you're hot shit because you dominate some fringe sports that nobody cares about unless it's the Olympics

Why do we only have one horse medal? I thought we usually dominated that?

Horse dancing ain't over yet

In fact our best horse dancing medal hope is today (dujardin for dressage)

Nope, that would be exYugoslavia.

Are we gonna choke today guys?

Not a chance

You bet