Give me a reason why Bjork isn't the most adorable person in the world

Give me a reason why Bjork isn't the most adorable person in the world.
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My celebrity dream is for her to sit on my face

She is weirdly attractive as fuck but I can't talk about it without Ricardo Lopez jokes

Too lewd

>"You just swallow and swallow"

Bjork accurately describes what she'd be doing if she were with me at this very moment.

Grimes exists

>she's actually retarded

name one feature of hers that a man doesn't have

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14 inch penis.

este o fetita adorabila, mai ales in acest film, este asa draguta si asa captivata si in acelasi timp captivanta, este plina de pasiune

accentul ei este de asemenea de-a dreptul adorabil, frizura este si ea foarte draguta, as putea scrie un eseu argumentativ de 5 pagini explicand de ce e cea mai draguta persoana din lume

definitely

Cutie alert!

More girls should do their hair in the way she does here, in that messy medium-length look. It's the cutest thing ever.

A generic man, not someone in particular? Huge music talent for a start.

I want her to spit in my mouth and peg me.

>weirdly attractive

This, My girlfriend has that style and it's so adorable.

girls have grown their own balls lately and won't do shit,
they just want fuck. if only they could be like bjork or the
girls in beach boys songs

She's a fucking mongoloid

>that tv

/vr/ here. I don't give a fuck what she said because that TV gave me a boner.

The Icelandic snow-resistant evolved facial structure is nothing to be compared to chinks

you're ugly!

would you cuddle with bork?

I would want us to exchange every single body fluid.

But of course!

After I FUCK her!

>Give me a reason why Bjork isn't the most adorable person in the world.
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Because she beat the fuck out of a reporter in Bangkok.

Dude, hurting journalists and paparazzi makes someone a hero in my book. Hell, she could have killed her for all I care.

bork is not for sexual

Tell that to her.

She feels otherwise. Don't cuck yourself. Women like sex, and Bjork says as much herself.

Also, you don't think GOLDIE was HITTEN DEM WALLS?

This is my favorite Goldie track.

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Only if she's big spoon

I want to take her out to dinner and smooch her while driving home

Yeah, but thing is, a girl will ditch you very quickly if you don't make it sexual from the getgo.

And then no more nice dinners and walks in the park for you!

Based Goldie
Slams the qtest girl of the 90's and makes one of its best albums

Who said I wouldn't? Did I say that?

Dat accent tho

Oh, well, carry on then.

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>Yeah, but thing is, a girl will ditch you very quickly if you don't make it sexual from the getgo.

you generally don't fuck her in the restaurant. you wait until you get home...

I think he meant it's key to give off "we're gonna fuck later" vibes, user

Not really. Most girls I've dated preferred to wait a bit.

bump

Yes, I'm fagote but I want her to be my mommy I want snuggle with her!!!!

What is this type of dress called? Does she wear it in any other pics? Where can I buy it for possible roleplay purposes?

annoying tryhard but the music is cool

This is an important question guys

it's what i crave the most ;_;

I'm like 100% faggot, but Björk would be my one exception.

goldiecore
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>you will never be called fertile by Björk

Isn't she like 50? Is she even fertile anymore?

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She's like 58 by now. Still a great artist.

She's 51.

51!!!

>Icelandics being very happy about Christmas,
>very gay.