I burned my tongue on hot pasta sauce. how can i fix it?

i burned my tongue on hot pasta sauce. how can i fix it?

rub some cum on there

time
thats the secret

that would probably burn more

i can't taste my food and it's constantly burning me

Salt and lemon

Eat a bullet fag.

Spoonful of sugar

This, it sounds completely wrong, but actually works

Vinegar mixed with salt kills dead skin and promotes new growth

i'm looking these up on duckduckgo now

I'm telling you man, salt and lemon. Look them up individually and see exactly what they do. Salt draws moisture from burn and lemon has citric acid in it that heals small burns. Coconut oil also would work.

ok i have to go to the store and get lemons i'll be back in a couple of hours. keep it bumped until i get back

Couple of hours for lemons? Damn son

i give my car away and my bike has flat. it's midnight here and all the close fruit stores are closed. there's one that's open 24 hours by me though and i have to go there

Damn fam, where are you from? I feel bad you have to walk to get lemons at midnight :/

utah. i don't care i like walking around at night when it's cool outside and the sun isn't scorching me

God speed lemon bro

Ahh Utah. How do you like it? I'm from Michigan. i would give you lemons if I could lol

i like it because i hate humidity so this place is like heaven to me

Right on lemon bro better have a safe journey

honey and sugar
I leave my piping hot grits out for 10 seconds and my wife burns her tongue stealing a sample
fucking cunt, served her right

Put sugar on tongue and rub it against the roof of your mouth

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It won't react that way to a burn lol