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Virginity edition

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ananime

>7 JF posts in a row
FOY
FOA
FOP
FOD
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All Britons should be killed

I lost my virginity at age 21, after that I have been with different women, and then I found my current gf and we have a stabilized sex life. It is normal until 25, weird until 30, no-return point would be after it probably.

FOP has been fuck off pom for over a year

don't try and redefine it

Briton, more like get your mum to Siton my cock

It's not normal at 25

>tfw 23 and my main isn't on Eredar

In would say making it past 21 without losing it is weird and after 25 is getting to the point of no return as that time lost when you were supposed to be learning social skills can never be regained
Also once you leave uni it becomes almost impossible to make friends

>just eaten a full £1 bag of haribos
>feel like throwing up

lightweight baby

alright if it's star mix, anything else is runt tier though

>£1 bag of haribos

wow and they say the pound is dying

Ready to wrestle?

wimp
fo

tangfastics are better

>when penny sweets were actually a penny/less than a penny

Social circles and your workplace would replaces the university in that matter. It is hard to make friends after childhood desu. You can just make up a story that you had relationships but without a sex because she was prude and such.

Imagine actually posing in front of the mirror in the gym. Can't fathom being so comfortable in your own narcissism

The only thing I wrestle with these days is my depression

>tangfastics are better
My african american friend

bodyslam dat depression user

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my latest bout

yeeeeeaaaah boooooooooy

23. Three schools. No girls. Still Virgin. I don't care enough anymore.

>tangfastics

literally the ULTIMATE runt sweet, can't even bear to fathom the utter STATE of your teeth

more of a balla stix and irn bru wham bar man meself

torilla tavataan

Kill yourself my man

failed to fit in with the normies at work again today

some of the strangest reasoning I've ever come across there

FOTN

Tell us the story lad

>We recently celebrated Hannukah
what did the white nationalist alt-right leader mean by this

m8 its got me in a choke hold, only thing keeping me going is Brext, trump and Le Penn

Probably because Hitler called some asians honorary Aryans

That's the thing if you don't have a social circle by then you're fucked
I don't know how the workplace operates in Finland but here it's rare to make friends at work mostly because people already have a social life outside of work so they see no interest in making friends at work
Also if you live in an area with a large amount of people you'll have coworkers who live an hour from one another
No one in the current year will believe that you've had relationships that didn't involve sex and if they do believe it they'll think you're a massive weirdo for not being able to get your gf to have sex with you

dunno we just don't click
people have tried speaking to me and there's just no chemistry

me on the bus

>Le Penn

Guess you better off yourself now then

is that the stabber?

you cant get along with everyone, thats how it is. its going to happen throughout your life so you need to be able to accept and manage it.

and anyway, it doesn't matter. just be friendly and civil and thats that.

oh no

ready to wrestle her feet with my mouth? indeed

Some Ja/ck/ kino is in here: .

all niggers are going to hell

>pop open a pale ale brewed not three weeks ago
>pour it in
>literally ZERO head

I am fuming lads I really am

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screaming

[spoiler]I know [/spoiler]

>worshipping the corpse emperor

Silly

don't lose your head over it

also >>>/balt-ausnz/

That the same lad who told a corrupt yank cop to fuck off

Half of these lads should be in >/mena/, what's your point?

transfer them

falling in love with a bint on tinder

ethnic cleansing sounds good

Man he kinda has a babyface on some pictures

cant work out how to play eu4

me except i haven't even messaged her haha

Going to pop down to sainsburys in a bit lads
Tell me what I should get for lunch.
Ideally I'd like it healthy but this is /brit/ so i'm open to suggestions

/ded/

already talking to her on whatsapp and sweet talking to her

literally in love with her lad

shes SO cute

eat shit cunt

so is this girl but i don't even know what to say to her

fuck off and die

>they'll think you're a massive weirdo for not being able to get your gf to have sex with you
Hey, it's not my fault I'm 158cm, balding and have a recessed chin

Christ la' I thought you Nordics were supposed to be tall

I'm 5'11" and I feel short

hllo do u liek borger

we can benis in bagina :DDDD

i just said 'hey' and she replied 'hey boy'

hot desu

>I'm 5'11" and I feel short
that's coz u r

tfw 2.11111 recurring yards

i'm thinking about going with 'hey cutie' but that kinda seems just sad unless it's you responding to her 'hey'

really rude

epin :DDD

What's wrong with saying just "hey"

If that bothers her she's a stuck up cunt anyways

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good boy :)

>tfw shorter than the average englishman in the 17th century

just got fired for clicking this

it's not that it would bother her it's that it wouldn't stand out at all

i'm not of the vein that you have to try some pua shite but i think something more than 'hey' sets you apart

who /wizardchan/ here?

hey girl?

Make racists afraid again

hot sauce+chips+chicken lads

Hot chips 2bh

wtfrick is hot sauce

fuck donald trump yeh nigga fuck donald trump fuck donald trump yeh yeh fuck donald trump yeh

Mong
.....MONG

chili sauce f a m

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would be disappointed if my kids have anything darker than brown hair and eyes tbqh

Apparently other countries don't have salt and vinegar crisps

They're the best flavour

Australia Day?
I prefer Invasion Day!

hate them 2bh, they just make my lips and inner cheeks hurt

They're one of the most popular flavours here and a personal favourite I might add x

Doing a contemplative Wednesday morning singsong lads.

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beef moster munch>hot moster much>whatever crisps you're eating

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Shit flavour desu, quite possibly the worst

>no social circle by then you're fucked
That's a symptom, not the problem.
I've lived all over the place and made real friends in each and every one.

so liking salt & vinegar is a prerequisite of being white then

Vinegar has no place in anything but salad sauce