Yes this country is the absolute worse I've seen 50 dead bodies just this month and that's because I live in a city...

Yes this country is the absolute worse I've seen 50 dead bodies just this month and that's because I live in a city with a """murder rate of 11 per 100k""" and an """HDI of .803"""
We fake statistics a lot to pretend we're good at anything.
Other things we do:
>shoot eachother for fun
>throw rocks at eachother's head
>put the paper in the bin
>throw children at running cars for welfare money
>kidnap tourists' wifes and gfs and sell them to Turkey
>genocide natives (something the developed world has never seen)
>rape
>pillage
>build slums on hills
>build slums on farms
>build slums on top of buildings
>yell
>fake orgasms
>kill eachother's children
>do drugs
>sell the lowest quality drugs in the world
>pretend we invented shit the US did
>shit on the streets
>pretend we're cordial while we're the most uncivilized people ever seen
>plastic surgeries paid by the government to pretend we have white and/or pretty people
>sell athletic slaves to Qatar and Bahrain
>throw sofas and eletronics on the streets with hopes someone dies by hitting them
>kill the elderly for being elderly
>breed like rats
>pretend we have a middle class
>steal American culture because we don't have any
>build houses without cement
>build olympic stadiums without cement
>poo on the ocean
>pee on the ocean
>try to block ambulances on emergencies
>poo on the bin
>pee on the bin
>spit on eachother's faces
>use knifes to poo
>use knifes to shop for free
>genocide Armenian diaspora
>steal phones to literally unironically throw them away in no time
>try to block liveleak
>swim in green pools
>get chikungunya
>get zika
>blame CIA who didn't do nothing
>blame NSA who didn't do nothing
>blame FBI who didn't do nothing
>export fake Mexicans to the USA to pretend Mexicans are bad people

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excellent post

Brazilians are getting really insecure about their image now that they have the whitest thing ever (the Olympics) going on in their country.

We also knife the bin to see if it has anything of worth.

Good post.

I don't really understand what makes you think Olympics are the whitest thing ever

>use knifes to shop for free
Kek, only funny one.

agreed

Shouldn't have hosted to Olympics. World Cup was still doable for a third world country but Olympics seems to be too much.

mild kek

The Olympics are are for peace, cooperation, and honor. That's for pussies and faggots. aka white people.

What country can look hard while still putting on the Olympics? Even Russia looked faggoty with Sochi since it ended up being just fine. Now everyone knows it's not actually that bad over there.

just go back to 55 or whatever imageboard you retards are using now

>Giving your murder rate in per capita
Careful, theres americans posting around these parts

There is nothing wrong with our olympics. Must I remind you about last time you hosted?

>tfw Brazilians unironically cut up their biggest poo logs with a designated poo knife to prevent the toilet from clogging

But it were still third worlders who ruined that one.

and the poo bin, never forget about the poo bin

Look at this totally not gay dude speak his totally not gay opinions.

That's actually Argentina desu, OP is a pasta.

This hardly excuse Germany. The two biggest terrorist organizations are active nowadays and there wasn't a single terrorism issue in Brazil nor there will be.

That's cause the terrorists know no ones gonna give a fuck if they blow you all up.

we pee on the ocean too so brazil cant be that bad

Jews pushed hard for Germany to be weak after WW2 in every way, shape or form. That included secret service. They had it coming.

Were Germans the target in Munich?

>one of the 7 world wonders
>thousands of tourists
>currently has all of the international media attention
Sure.

I don't know, they weren't the victims though. That case isn't solved yet, too much about it seems shady.
youtube.com/watch?v=POmQL4-cClk

>some Irish fuckwit actually thought you were serious yesterday

That was rhetorical question my friend Wagner, Germans weren't the target and so aren't Brazilians today. The reason IS and their peers won't attack Brazil couldn't be far from "no one's gonna give a fuck" as the asstralian suggested.

Why haven't they blown up jebus yet? Perfect target

>IM 14 YEARS OLD AND ON THE INTERNET LOL

couldn't be further*

BRASIL

SIM

Ah yes, the "THE POOOOOOOOR WAAAAAAAADDDAAAAAHHHHH IS GRREENENEENNENEEEEEEENNNN??!??!??!?!!?!!!!!!??!!??" crowd will not care about a few hundred deaths because of a little teeny tiny bombing.

*cough*