I am an oldfag, and realizing that this board gets more infested with cancer

I am an oldfag, and realizing that this board gets more infested with cancer...

I suppose it is time to share some of my ancient powers with the new community.

But I must ask of you to use it wisely. Use it for the good of man, to fight this infesting cancer.

Roll trips and I shall reveal this power.
This serves to gain sufficient interested people, though.

I'm a retarded newfag

What the hell I'm in

penis

rollerino

You're gay

I got your trips right here.

roll

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rolling

What is trips?

Out of curiosity what exactly makes you an oldfag?

rollz

not being a human dingle berry

reveal

eat a dick fag

sage

evolve or die

I am an oldfag, toi. Lol. Been Here since 2013. Hehe xd.

evolve or die faggor

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>inb4 typical 'im oldfag Sup Forums become cancer now i cri lot'

Even if trips .... I bet op is still a faggot

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Eat a dick

>keked

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check em

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Fuck it, rollin'

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They won't know what to do with it

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follow your nose
> op is a faggot

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rollin

whatever

rolling to gain power 8 years prior to getting them the normal way!

Rollin for that good sweet wisesom

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>filename
>claims to be "oldgag"
>creates a roll thread

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b is now infested with SJWs but I'll roll anyways.

Show us

we don't need you. fuck off Gandalf.
Sup Forums is for the all seeing eye.

Hail our lord and savior Sauron and his prophet Saruman.

Rollio Polio

Hail

Just thought I'd ask seeing as most oldfag don't go out of their way to make sure everyone knows they're an oldfag. Op must have a pretty good reason to make the claim now

Check em'

Sup Forums was always cancer. It's just in it's advanced stages.

roll

Dumbasses

Roll

Roll

I am an oldfag and not realizing I am the cancer. I apologize now and will head off to the oncology ward for a touch of chemo
farewell all
signed OP

None of these dopes can even get trips

relling

Off by one

Roll

rell

Fight Trap, sir.

That you are a seasoned user of Sup Forums, and you have been witness of many changes and events that took place here.

Call it a veteran soldier.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Winrar

Delivar

being a loser in life

Show me your powers

Ding ding ding ding

I see your glorious trips, and I shall reveal to you…
>SAGE!

A long-forgotten Sup Forums spell that allows the caster to post a comment without bumping the thread. See it as Sup Forums’s way to downvote a thread.

Its power grows stronger when more people use it. If enough people sage a thread, the thread sinks down the pages and eventually goes 404.

Oldfags over the world used its sacred power to keep the Sup Forums board clean from cancer and full of win and lulz.

To use it yourself:
>Just type sage in the options field.
sage. In the options field. That’s all.

Back in the days your name used to change to Sage or Heaven if you did this. Today you cannot see directly if someone saged unless that one mentioned he did. But the effect still works: Your post will not bump the thread.

Go with this blessing, and use it wisely, my newfags.

didn't they disable the sage method?

it still works, friend.

i'm still saging right now

What is a "autosage" then?

You are an o.g sir

Rollerino

Nigga

Basically we need to flood threads we do'nt liek with gore or whatever they don't like while using sage

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Pff, everybody knows that sage goes in all fields

yeah ok

He posses the magical power to triforce

Finally, we can defeat the traps

>gets more infested with cancer...

>implying it was not already 100% cancer on inception

It's a bump limit. When this is reached, the thread sinks down by itself.

It doesnt exist here, though

K ididet

Don't you have anything that's NOT mentioned in the fucking FAQ?

like anybody reads the faqqot

Or you could just not post in the fucking thread

> bump limit doesn't exist on Sup Forums
please and die senpai

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>heaven
newfag

fapfapfap

This thread is cancer

Have you reached the level of true wizardry?