Give me your best dark jokes

Give me your best dark jokes
Like why did the def boy drop his icecream?
He didn't hear trucks horn
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How did the farmer find the sheep in the field?

>satisfying

Nice keep them coming

What does a baby look like after it's been in the microwave for a minute?

Idk, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

whats blue and doesn't fit

a dead epileptic

Where can you find a tetraplegic?

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>same place you left him!

whats blue and fucks grannies

hypothermia

What's better than winning the triple triple at the Paralympics?

>walking

What do you call the most eloquent, self sufficient, self reliant, selfless, friendly, hard working, hilarious, and genuine black man in the world?

>Nigger.

What the fuck is this a bicture 4 antz xD

What is red an crawls up your leg?
>An abortion with home sickness

What do you call flying Jew?


Smoke..

Eh? I know that joke. Are you an Oilers fan by any chance?

What do you call a nigger hanging from a tree with a briefcase?

Branch manager

What's the difference between a dead dog and dead nigger in the street?

The dead dog has skid marks infront of it.

How do you fit 15 jews inside of a volkswagon beetle?

The ashtray

Little Bobby comes into the kitchen.
"Mommy, can I have a cookie from the cookie jar?".
"Sure honey go ahead and help yourself to one”.
"But mommy I can't, I don't have arms".
"No arms, no cookie"

Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?

Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Women's rights

Suzie goes to her dad, "Daddy, can I borrow the truck tonight?"
"You know what you gotta do for it."
Sigh..."okay..." She pulls out her father's cock. "Oh, it smells like shit daddy"
"Your brother just borrowed the truck this morning"

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