Niggers killing cops, other niggers and nigger cops

Niggers killing cops, other niggers and nigger cops

Ride at 8 miles an hour for 4 hours all over the world. Punch your best friend.

Got eaten by a dragon, got eaten by a dragon again, tried another path got eaten by an undead dragon

Wander around naked, cry like a bitch, kill mom.

free your father and he will kill your gf or your imaginary gf if you not heal your autism in a church to keep your real girlfriend, anyway your father will kill your gf

>someone couldn't add some wood to the fire
>not this shit again
>get raped in the ass by several undead, dragons, giants, demons, gods and other humans AT ONCE
>mfw it will happen infinitely until some fucking moron finally learns how to use an extinguisher

Talk to people without them ever shutting the fuck up, do people favors and run back and forth and kill some meatbags.

>Trenchcoats
>Never asked for this

Slowly draw your weapon. Get seen, get bum-rushed and rolled. Stand up, dizzy, shake off dizzy, try to run. Make stupid pose first, get rushed-rolled-carted.

I'm dissappinted noone is guessing what games we are talking about. This one is so easy it must be bait though.

>Be autist
>Late for work
>Shit happens
>Have to fix that mess all by yourself

Hint: Security guard owes you a beer

Binding of Isaac

Souls

>cubes

wakes up in his forest-village and saves the world because suddenly he was chosen

Half life!

oot

You're some guy in a forest who shoots his teacher.

yep
I'm gonna say oot

Started a happy sea voyage when shit hits the fan

Jungle*

>start shooting demons
>never stop

You're a psychopathic furry who goes around town, slaughtering everyone. And dying. A lot.

autismo craft
Or portal

people pay you to put certain people to sleep forever

Toontown

>ai conversations
>dumb and cancerous looking avatar
>sonic speed at high level

Hitman

Hitman. Obviously.

dark souls 1

Nop

Mentor betrays me, I have to kill or "kill" the bad guys. Killing advances the story, "killing" gives me drops from bosses. Eat animals and plants. Save scientist. Penultimate boss is a tank. Final fight easy. Confusing mechanics that are too meta for a vidya gaem.

just a fucking ball bouncing around n shit

Not really a shity summary

Some fat ass plumper runs around on planets to steal small stars' Shit, kill mushrooms and get a dumb bitch out of the claws of an giant turtle.

You have to help some writer fag to save his gf and imprison his dad

Ducking undertail

Waited 14years, shitiest game ever and still out of gum!

Sims castaway

Press "R" to restart

You have a minimal amount of money and a shitty spaceship.

You're expected to survive against greifers, assholes, and Russians with much more time and resources than you have. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Why did I bet on Dook

Naughty bear???

burnout + soccer, not a bad game but laggy as fuck

There's no such thing as a "nigger", only a racist asshole.

Yeah

Battle block theater

Rocket League

Same as

>totally faggot game for biggest faggots and women
>trees are made out of fucking blocks

America tourists on an island. they get kidnapped.
You get away.
And you wander around the island opening chests
Then kill him later

Nerd jumps around and beats anything he can with a crowbar.

run round with 3 people you hate killing stupid cops because a man over a computer is telling you to

Faggot goes n collects some rocks n other shit and plays a flute and kills a sand-nigger

Fair craiy thraiy
Helf layf taoo
Peeydeey too : dee heiayst

yup

I made it sound as mediocre as I could. It's hard to make this fantastic game shitty
Fuck no

This turds post reminds me. What's that game called where you wander around a city killing SJW's and faggots?

>started a shitty fandom.

click and get currency

Either half life or gmod
Either way well played because now IM the nerd haha

Talk to a tree and go on an adventure

Somebody make a sister thread where we make shit games sound good.

Anything made by Nintendo

I meant the original hl, but yeah close enough.

Hotline Miami
Deus ex

Life?

army man goes into some woods and dank caves to fight people with deformities. You can do spins and throw up too.

undertale

hotline miami

...

oot

Emo hipster faggot with two guns tries to pretend he's a devil

Sonic or COD?

Dammit guys you should know this. "Meatbag" is the hint.

> A bunch of people all travelling together.

That's the one. (Hotline)

DMC, The Reboot

Since no-one else seems to be able to get it and I posted the same game. MGS 3: Snake Eater

Really any of them

DMC?

>Fair craiy thraiy

Winrar!

Smite

Don't steal mine.

Ball wakes you up and you go to fucking space

oot

wake up, buy a gun, get blind, get shot in the head, wait 6 minutes, repeat.

Must be doom

Watchdogs

Woop woop

Got it. What a thrill

Dark messiah of m&m ?

I know, sorry. I posted too quickly

Everybody likes to abuse animals.

Guy who has emotional issues Over compensating with a big ass sword, out to save the world from an evil organization that decided to create a badass and a bunch of cheap ass knockoffs oh and you got a roudy nigger with a gun for an arm....

listen to jrock and rotate the left joystick while clicking the triggers and pressing a

Be a shitty boyfriend to a girlfriend, get drunk and have nightmares

Be man, go to space, get stars

dragon goes around, kills sheep, collects gems and pays a bear to do things

Far cry

>oh no, zombies!
>oh no my daught is ded
>oh no, that kid reminds me of my daughter!
>oh no you nigger, you won't kill that kid that reminds me of my daughter just because it would save the world
>oh no kiddo, I didn't lie to you