This ugly fuck just showed up and wants in, never seen before

this ugly fuck just showed up and wants in, never seen before
what do

Better fukin name him user
>dubs decide

Roll for manfred

Feed him with chicken

Give him something to eat you twat

asshole already feeling right at home

He's adorable. Stop being so 12. Name him Defiant.

Manfred is a pretty sweet name.

Rolling to name him Jack Fucking Bauer, or 'Jack'
for short
> mandy moore see thru for luck, unrel

SPACE PROGRAM THE FUCKER

That's a fine pussy you got there user.

WINRAR Jack Fucking Bauer

name hm steve
trips over rules dubs

Om nom nom

He looks like his name is 'Socks'

My cat's name is Steve.

Ballsack, chekem

this

Do cats like Peanut butter?
I know they like
tuna
milk
cat chow
pepperoni
what else?

Dude, it's wet out.

Just let him hang where he is.
Any rats or vermin around will be killed and when it's dry he'll leave.

Cum on him and upload pic

probably not, the cat would prob choke on it

Winrar

Kick it in the face

You know why he's like this?

Because he goes from house to house getting humans to do exactly what you're doing.

That's not your cat, it's everyone's.

Hey OP, what do you have in the fridge that this little furry fuck can much on?

Upload a pic of the inside of your ice box
Mandy Moore pic as a bribe

It's a kitty. Pick it up.

Enter the Hipster

Well done. you have been adopted by your cat, Food Ape.

Know your place.

let him out again, now he popped up on my balcony. Jack fucking bauer it is

Special Snowflake. Have you seen so much Amelie?

Congrats OP, you have a new life companion....now love it forever and be a good cat daddy

Are those your jizz rags on the floor?

> was half expecting to see OP's wiener in the window reflection

Hey, let Jack in, it's wet out there, and upload that pic of the inside of your ice box.

> I named Jack, YOU MUST OBEY

Jack Meaur?

just keep him nerd

Just someone who knows cats you massive autistic faggot niggers

That cat is an outdoor neighborhood cat. This is how it survives. Keeping that cat indoors for any length of time past the point where it starts to meow to leave is wrong.

Trios trump....Meaur it must be

maybe he could keep him until he actually wants to leave?

He's just being social. If you ignore him he'll leave. Might come back as part of his rounds. He looks to be well fed and healthy.

This. My gf's cat has every house on her street feeding it and letting it in. Except the niggers, the cat doesn't like the smell there.

He's a beauty. Keep being nice to him.
> Jack Fucking Bauer
> immunity cat power
You may be glad you did.

Fuck you...I got my cat this way....if she wants out I let her out, if she wants in, she comes in...has never left me....always comes back

Of course, but it won't be long. See? OP already let him out.

can you tell us his gender OP

Stockholm syndrome is a horrible thing to see in a cat.

Dick?

You gonna keep it?

Lol his eyes tell a story. He says hi can i come in and make myself at home like i used to? My owners are gone or i dont know my way home

who does that

So insecure he thinks even the cats cheat on him

You just happened to feed her regularly. Now she's become accustomed to you. It's common for this to happen but to force a cat to stay inside once it trusted you enough to come inside is cruel.

You understand how pets work, right?

STOP BEING A FUCKING DICK TO MY CAT.I swear to fucking god when I get back from vacation I'm going to beat your ass.
Now go clean the damn pool, I'm paying you to look after my house, not burn up my WiFi data making shitty posts on a Lithuanian bird watching board.

My dubs bows to trips. Jack fucking Meower (or however you wanna spell it) it is.

Cats don't have this capacity.

You are projecting your own insecurities by adding human motives to animal behavior.

You're also a faggot nigger so this is to be expected.

Well he do fits I believe you have a new roommate.

How long have you lived there? It's possible someone else prior to you was nice to it inside that house.

THIS SO MUCH

thats my firend's cat's name

>be me
>friendly cat follows me to my door
>let it in for a bit
>later find it on balcony
>it climbs through tiny fucking opening in window just to get in
>whatacoolcat.jpg
>fleas in flat for weeks
>mfw

Top kek

For like 20 years

Well next time take care properly

It murrs

My names steve

off by one, and are you gonna feed the little meower?

Take care of what? To do what? Not let random cats inside? I worked that one out myself.

Is everyone rewatching ds9 rn

Already did

If he's working the neighborhood, then he's a little genius.
Socks Jack Fucking Bauer Meower, or Jack forshort has quite a scam going.
> I'm just a bit jealous

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....RRRRRRRRR......!.......?........PLLLLLLLLLLLLL....

fuck off jackson galaxy

Sharpie in the pooper

dubs says you fuck it in the ass and post pics with timestamp.

Too late, I already had dubs with Jack Fucking Bauer.

Somebody got trips and renamed it Jack fucking Meower

> Try to keep up, Short bus

Lemon juice kills fleas

So does fire

kicked him out again, didnt want any more food. enough love for a day. Let's see if he comes back someday. Currently checking out my sick furniture. Bye Socks or jack or whatever

I miss him already.

...

If it comes back it is Jack Fucking Swartzenigger

OP, put a cardboard box on that table and Jack will sleep there for a nap.
Boxes are their kryptonite

Choke it to fucking death! Make sure you hold it's paws or it will scratch the fuck out of you.

Or maybe it's so dumb that it thinks your balcony door is another door behind which another human waits to give it cold cuts.

Let's hoist this fucker up by a pole up his butthole. Life him 15 feet off the ground and suspend him by his butthole.

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, box for the cat

*Lift

3edgy5me

they always poop yiu retard. You must teach him where to take a shit.

I think a nerve has been touched.

All this projecting. What a faggot.

Cats enjoy boners, but not how you like

How does he wiggle it like that?

his hand is down his boxers

You mean yours doesn't?

It's simple: you put the head near the elastic band to it's tight. then you squeeze your boner bouncer muscle, and voila!

oh yeah, that's his hand......nevermind

And yet jet fuel can't melt steel beams...

faggot

Mandy Moore commands another jpeg!

You got me

Of the Cat!
Not fags or dicks!

emerg bummp