What's a surefire way to get your sister to sleep with you? How can I "woo" her?
I've wanting this for three years now. I can't keep this pent up anymore. She's five years older than me at 26 - for reference.
I'd post a picture, but she browses Sup Forums too, and I don't want her to bust my balls... well I do, just not in a harmful way. Just looking for general advice on how to bed my sister.
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I might but I'm nervous as fuck... she might find out.
If I do I'll time stamp it. Just need to wait until she's not online.
Honestly unless you guys spend a lot of time together and she is completely useless at dating you probably don't have a chance
lol dude you're willing to risk your relationship with her on the 1% chance she actually wants to bang you too? go jack off
Talking and telling her that you love her usually helps. Don't forget to tell her that you love her more than just a sister, embrace, then tongue down her throat
It's not like we're on bad terms. She's really beautiful and literally the nicest person I know, and I'm not just saying that because I've lived with her for most of my life. She's lovely.
Pic and i tell you how
As much as I'd love to, user. I don't think that would fly just going in like that.
I bet this post is Indian
Yo fuck it, you won't find out if she wants to fuck you by hiding what you want, if she browses b, she has some kinks and quirks to her. Post her picture...if she sees it then you either get your answer or she'll be really awkward for a long time
talk about sex and get close to her! focus your eyes on ONE (ONLY ONE) eye of her...
See if she is ok with you coming close to her.
Be honest and if she gets weirded out tell her you were joking
Granted your not autistic and have some charisma you'll be fine
Better yet, say she was filthy pranked and then hump a wall
At least sit down with her and tell her your feelings.
Just beating around the bush isn't going to get you anywhere
never talk about feeling or what you feel with her..
this is 95% timing. Time it right and you will have your dick inside her squirting your White seed
Slap your dick in her face and scream "Your mother is a dirty slut" and but the Dick in her mout. She will love you at that point!
Don't be retarded and resist the temptation.
Just blackmail her.
I got my sister to give me a bj, when we were like in middle school cause I knew she broke a neighbors window on Halloween.
I felt pretty bad about & regretted it later, it was a pretty fucked up thing to do.
I would never blackmail her. I love this women.
Just go out drinking with her. If she comes back home with you instead of going home with a guy just mention how you always thought she was beautiful. Then if she responds in a positive manner then go for it. If she doesn't you can just tell her you were drunk.
you ever consider you are mentally ill? Take your dick out of the equation and you know it is your sister. How would she feel to know her little brother has mental issues and needs help?
Yeah ditto, like I said I felt pretty horrible about it afterward. It was a spur of the moment thing from a brain raddled by too much porn.
It kind of brings you back to reality post orgasm, when she runs off crying and refuses to speak to you.
Don't speak to me or your sister ever again
Story time?
Nope, I don't feel like greentexting that shit out
Use your imagination
I'm not dense, user. I know what I want. I've spent my life with this woman and I love her. Out of the three sisters I have she's the one I just keep falling for.
If you love her or your family for that matter, then don't try and fuck your sister. The chances of her not having that instinctual disgust towards incest are slim to none. Just jack off, cum, and realize how stupid of an idea it is when your dick is out of the picture.
I'm not some horny teenager. Sure, I know it's taboo. I just can't help feeling this way.
And believe me, I've masturbated at the thought of her countless times.
get a freaky girlfriend that your sister likes or will submit to
get freak gf to help you seduce her
there is a video on the topic...quite hot...sum tard will find it
Then it's time you came back down to reality. Get your head in check for heaven's sake.
Is your sister single?
Is she a weeb like the rest of us?
Then realize that bringing this up to her will destroy the happy sibling relationship you so treasure.
if you're to beta to get a gf....get a nice looking whore and pay her for the acting, seducing, fucking job.
if it works, best $1000 you ever spent.
How does it feel knowing your family is dysfunctional according to science?
>> I love this women.
eww what the fuck? You sound like you romantically love her.
Dude that's fucked she's your sister. I have a hot older sister too, all I want to do is fuck her. I don't have feelings for her outside of familial.
Science is fail when it comes to predictive models of group dynamics, including families.
I can't help who I fall in love with. Like I said in the op, I'd jump at the chance to bed her... but I still love her beyond just wanting sex.
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Nigga. Who hasn't thought of being in a relationship with a family member.
I'm just gonna say, if you ruin it. You lose your sister.
Also wisdom
honestly I really am trying to fuck my sister too, but it's because her body is banging, has a huge ass, and she teases me.
I'm not doing it because I fell in love with her or something. Your situation isn't something I can relate to.
Don't give us that bullshit. You can easily move on, you're just too much of a beta to do it. People deal with unrequited love all the fucking time.
Is she the only female that's given you positive attention?
>Smoke ganja with her.
>Watch a movie on a couch together.
>Get cuddly
>Get touchy feely
>Kiss the neck
Unfortunately you are going to have to keep it to yourself...if you advance and blow it, you may lose her forever...trust me when I say you don't want to do that. I'm older and my sister is one of the best friends I have. She knows that I wanted to bang her but it never happened.
I'd had two girlfriend. So no. I just keep thinking back to my sister during and after my relationships.
I would suggest drink instead of smoke
op those feeling you are having are not normal go seek medial help
doesn't matter unless she's shitfaced it's still a retarded idea that could easily go wrong
Most of /b mastrurbates to men... at least he's straight
dont fucking do it. some fuckhead will save it and post it later.
>sure this car has square tires, but at least it has a nice bumper sticker
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Bump for intrest
thanks Sup Forumscher
Not necessarily. Like I said earlier here, I also have an older sister whose pants I reeeaaallly want to get in. Don't love, just want to know what if feels like to shove my dick in her over and over again.
But I also wouldn't post a picture because honesty Sup Forums can fuck up your life. The second you do it people will start trying to figure out who she is.
Sup Forums is essentially a place where people ask you to post things that can be traced backed to you, and then when you say no people get triggered
>she browses Sup Forums
Just mention the wincest threads and ask if she wants to do a story tiem in one of them.
What a fucking stupid question OP. There isn't some magical word or formula that will make her drop her panties. If she hasn't shown intrest in anyway by now, it will never happen.
If you just want a quick fuck, then get her drunk. Otherwise, this takes an awful lot of patience and perseverance. There will be times when you move forward, times when it's like one step forward, two steps back. Carefully tell her a small part of what you feel and see reaction. Back off if reaction is negative. Move forward if reaction is positive.
Post stories that have too much in common with inside jokes between uou and her. Stuff thatll make her go
>oh user would like to hear this
But only post it in incest threads. And you have to make it nonchalant enough that its not obvious or that would make a normal person ask the context. Also try posting shit relevant to your city. Pics area coses etc. If she brings it up. Bam. You know shes into incest. Or at least browses it. Thats a good enougg in for most people
Yeah OP, you'll never be able to beat up her bush by being a pussy about it.
only works when your about 15 and you have an older sister whose about 20
no ones gunna find the pic if it's OC and not on her facebook
I know you're a little late for 9/11, but I'm okay watching this incest thread crash and burn via real talk.
just keep whacking it to cestporn, find a girlfriend, do her from behind and pretend ur fking ur sis
rapes the only surefire way
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This:
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Pretty good summary of post-2008 Sup Forums
Accidental dick pick talk to her about gf even if you dont have one ask for sex advice. Or get her hammered and bring up incest in an innocent way like pull up b on your phone and show her an incest thread and be like look at this shit then gauge her reaction
Holy shit, how drunk was that girl?
And/or how bad was his cum?
Its got me through my marriage until I moaned ny sisters name during a drunk fuck sesh
All these dubs will not help you gain this ones ending
>Consecutive dubbs
>my dick
Ffs at least post a celeb or pornstar who looks similar to her