Gae/fur

Gae/fur

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H-hey?

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Baefur.

Is that some kind of SanFran lingo?

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oh absolutely not I was just inspired by your spelling of gay

fuck sanfran

yay

o-okay

hi demos

good early evening/late afternoon

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wow pick one you stupid fuck

eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

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I don't agree with the decision you made but I respect that you chose a side.

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You should of never chose a side and remained indifferent.

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any time after 5:59 is evening to me

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as far as I'm concerned evening doesn't start until 8:30

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but the sun goes down at like 7:15 though

absolutely riveting

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If I'm still eating dinner, it's not yet evening.

I always figured evening to be after 5 since its around when most people eat

people eat around 5? WHY?

Evening is now, because thats when I have my daily struggle of deciding if I want to drink and play games or exercise and have a shower.

because I have always ate after sports in HS, which always ended at 530PM

>eating at 5
are you a member of the AARP

5 is snack time you stupid

Literally just had chicken and rice. I am the AARP.

>eating snacks at 5
but them I'm not even hungry for dinner and it's not fun

I wake up early and go to bed early, fuck about it

and depending on the time of the year, ill either eat 3 or meals a day.

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i'll fuck about that alright

if you just eat a couple triscuits then you still have like three hours til dinner

>tfw you're watching a video of a guy shooting rounds that make a big fireball and his camera doesn't pick up the frames where it's visible

>a couple of triscuits
no dude
I go downstairs and eat all of the triscuits, with cheese. And then I no longer want dinner.

Snacks are the worst.

Who eats dinner at 8?

I think 8 is a fine time to eat dinner
I usually eat dinner at 7

Also whenever, "Eat" is the subject there is never, "A couple" ever.

me

>not eating precisely 6 triscuits with cottage cheese
subby, you are an animal

I typically eat dinner at one in the morning. And I eat breakfast at 5pm.

Dinner is like a 4-6 thing. Afterward is usually "Starve" or "Snacks".

when does a pile become a heap

>he doesnt have a gun that shoots flames that lick the cold crisp air

you fugged up


how would one fuck about something like that?

how into self control

>4-6
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

dude at this point I don't even have the cold crisp air

it's fucking hot

at 30 units. I've solved that philosophical conundrum forever, no need to keep asking it.

When does a heap become a buttload?

when you can't accurately count how many there are

When is a diamond not a diamond?

hahaha

YOURE DISGUSTING FUCK YOU

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easy
state the issue
have sex
go to sleep

when you start noticing you belly is not longer flat

When it is 400mph

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when its in non-highly compressed state dumb ass

>tfw the leaves are already turning, but its still as humid as summer

so much for a fall

what was the issue at hand here?

fight me you early-eating piece of subhuman garbage I will end you, your bloodline and your filthy HERETICAL philosophy

right but see I fix that by just not eating the food to begin with

when the food is right there it's not like I can just stop

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I eat dinner around 8.

Honestly though I only eat 2 meals a day.

that i don't fuck enough.

we out here struggling dude where is my AUTUMN

>tfw belly not flat
>tfw dont care cus not getting laid anyway.

Incorrect.

Eat shit

thats stupad

but it's not bad if you limit your portion. hence why bowls and plates are a thing

man that comeback was way less dramatic than mine
can't lie I'm disappointed

itll thankfully come eventually, then I can wear my favourite wool sweatshirt!

this seems like a problem that could be solved, but something I cannot solve over the inter web

Yes you are incorrect, learn what Carbon is you mong

I've read the logic behind putting small portions on a small plate and using that to limit your food intake but I literally just get up and get more 100% of the time.

I am suddenly wondering where tf my comfy cashmere sweatshirts are at.

Dont care

you couldn't solve it regardless

you clearly do not have a comfy enough bed to sit on
my dorm is cold as fuck but my room has so many blankets and pillows it's a chore to get up, and even more of a chore to get back in that comfy warmth

That's life.

Autumn will probably not drop until November at this rate. Much like last year it will remain to be warm longer than it needs to be.

You are a moron and I'm going to stop speaking to you.

well I also don't eat in bed, since I live two floors above the kitchen
I mean if I took all my food upstairs I'd never in a million years get seconds because I'm too fucking lazy.

theyre in your closet/dresser

probably not, go figure it out

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Closet, maybe, nothing I own is in my dresser though. Anything that was there is strewn around the floor of my room/closet.

I'm not very good at the whole "putting things away" concept.

my mom got a new puppy and somehow it got named M despite my objections so congrats you're the inadvertent godfather of a tiny dog

don't you have a desk or a table in your room
cause i just cook my shit, put everything away, and then take my food

because to do that would mean going down to the kitchen, getting food, going back upstairs, eating, and then bringing my dishes back downstairs since leaving dirty dishes around is gross

that is so much fucking work

Wat..

..How?

I really enjoy having my room some what clean, given that I treat my room as a study as well, its nice to have a clean room to come back too.

A clean space makes a clean mind.

I'm not really sure how it happened, but the inspiration was M from james bond

yeah let's not even get into what's inside my head

["Darude - Sandstorm" plays in the distance]

dududududu

I should put that song on my phone

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what is the quote Patrick always said, my mind is an enigma or something rather.

is this part of your song?

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The name itself is something I came up with at the last minute because I could not think of anything better but an obscure reference.

That said I am generating a code, but it might take some time before I get it.