So a girl from my old college has messaged me, I don't care what she thinks of me. Dubs chooses how I reply.
So a girl from my old college has messaged me, I don't care what she thinks of me. Dubs chooses how I reply
Hey y, you want to Netflix and chill?
I'm gay
(samefag) Oh shit OP you gettin laid tonight.
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Winrar
holy shit, gimme a sec
Hi, i have an errectil penis disfonction xx
(samefag) don't tell her this
Winrar
failed quads
hope she's a qt user you bout to get it
this thread has potential
ruined dubs
Just kidding you're an ugly fat goat-toucher slut and I wouldn't even like fries with that.
"that is what your message is about, right??"
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Kek. OP, where's the reply? We ready to get you married to some strange.
i will rape you. that's a full, legal promise I'm making to you now.
now you have to send the screenshot
(Well, she didn't say no)
Rolling for this
and i just said do you want to come round for netflix and chill
Bump
what u think about jesus chirst?
Mixed signals, send nudes now or I sic Sup Forums on you
kek
Winrar
NO! LOL, OP, I really wanted you to get laid, my friend.
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Good shit
Haha yeah, sorry about that. I've been reading inspirational quotes and one of them said to live each day as if it's your last, and you're pretty wonderful. :P
>inb4 OP says "Bump"
oj simpson sugar cube!!
ask her to fuck
Ik Ik but I really liked you back in college, like you don't even know
Don't get bitchy with me asshole
Oops, I was trying to search google about the bumps on the ridge of my magnum dong.
Can i shit in your cup of milk?
Do you believe in our lord and savior kek?
Ask her if she wants to plow
I'm posting our conversation on Sup Forums and letting them choose what I say, haha. Have you ever been on Sup Forums? It's so cool.
tell her you want to try pegging with her
and I just asked you out, so do you want to?
You messaged me first. You obviously want to fuck. Don't waste my time, kiddo.
Can you slobber on my cock while i watch bill and ted?
Bitch we both know what you want
Listen babe, my cock is throbbing in the name of your tight-ass fat box
That doesn't sound like a no, when do I pick you up?
Can I wear your panties?
Sorry for coming on so strong M'lady *fedora tip*
testing the proverbial water to see if its dank enough
demand nudes
rolling for this
My dad died 3 weeks ago.
oh shit
This took a lot of courage, even though I'll never see her again
U faking w0t m8?
Does your sister want to netflix and chill?
lmao
What's your opinion on hairy backs?
Remember Julie off our course? I anally raped her in the disabled toilet at Wetherspoons. Sorry to say this but it's been eating away at me and I had to tell someone.
No. I'm Christian
So is that a no?
ayyy
please die
winrar
Tell her you always loved her
rest in pepperoni we just faciliated a felony threat
topkek
You heard me right bitch now drop them panties
send picture of u dick
I'm in your house. Look for me.
Yeah you'll never see her because you'll be in E-prison. Jesus Christ, OP.
"Just kidding. When can I pick you up?"
winrar!
Lol jk XD
You got memed
This
Roll
You and me is 3.
Time to abandon thread, you've doomed us ALL OP!!
Sorry, I've been trying out this new alpha male thing and it isn't working as intended.
why did op do that?
I'm english, I think we have different rules over here
wasted dubs
"wanna helicopter ride on my dick?"
you could have banged her.... poor kid
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Reroll
Its a phrase from my home country, it shows how beautiful and sexually alluring you are
Last one
reroll
STAPH WASTIN DUBS, GOSH!
oh wow, my friend was at my computer I'm sorry! he thinks he's funny. How have you been??
People get arrested for making rape threats to celebs on twitter in the UK, you're fucked if she reports it, but she prob won't until she tells all her friends how retarded you are
5050 count?
Sorry, my cat typed the last bit
more wasted fucking dubs
send her this picture
Yes. We do. No such thing as a felony. Still a fucking crime to threaten rape you buffoon
rolling
Nope, still illegal you tard
reroll
Topkek
Winner
kek