So a girl from my old college has messaged me, I don't care what she thinks of me. Dubs chooses how I reply

So a girl from my old college has messaged me, I don't care what she thinks of me. Dubs chooses how I reply.

Hey y, you want to Netflix and chill?

I'm gay

(samefag) Oh shit OP you gettin laid tonight.

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Winrar

holy shit, gimme a sec

Hi, i have an errectil penis disfonction xx

(samefag) don't tell her this

Winrar

failed quads

hope she's a qt user you bout to get it

this thread has potential

ruined dubs

Just kidding you're an ugly fat goat-toucher slut and I wouldn't even like fries with that.

"that is what your message is about, right??"

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Kek. OP, where's the reply? We ready to get you married to some strange.

i will rape you. that's a full, legal promise I'm making to you now.

now you have to send the screenshot

(Well, she didn't say no)

Rolling for this

and i just said do you want to come round for netflix and chill

Bump

what u think about jesus chirst?

Mixed signals, send nudes now or I sic Sup Forums on you

kek

Winrar

NO! LOL, OP, I really wanted you to get laid, my friend.

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Good shit

Haha yeah, sorry about that. I've been reading inspirational quotes and one of them said to live each day as if it's your last, and you're pretty wonderful. :P

>inb4 OP says "Bump"

oj simpson sugar cube!!

ask her to fuck

Ik Ik but I really liked you back in college, like you don't even know

Don't get bitchy with me asshole

Oops, I was trying to search google about the bumps on the ridge of my magnum dong.

Can i shit in your cup of milk?

Do you believe in our lord and savior kek?

Ask her if she wants to plow

I'm posting our conversation on Sup Forums and letting them choose what I say, haha. Have you ever been on Sup Forums? It's so cool.

tell her you want to try pegging with her

and I just asked you out, so do you want to?

You messaged me first. You obviously want to fuck. Don't waste my time, kiddo.

Can you slobber on my cock while i watch bill and ted?

Bitch we both know what you want

Listen babe, my cock is throbbing in the name of your tight-ass fat box

That doesn't sound like a no, when do I pick you up?

Can I wear your panties?

Sorry for coming on so strong M'lady *fedora tip*
testing the proverbial water to see if its dank enough

demand nudes

rolling for this

My dad died 3 weeks ago.

oh shit

This took a lot of courage, even though I'll never see her again

U faking w0t m8?

Does your sister want to netflix and chill?

lmao

What's your opinion on hairy backs?

Remember Julie off our course? I anally raped her in the disabled toilet at Wetherspoons. Sorry to say this but it's been eating away at me and I had to tell someone.

No. I'm Christian

So is that a no?

ayyy

please die

winrar

Tell her you always loved her

rest in pepperoni we just faciliated a felony threat

topkek

You heard me right bitch now drop them panties

send picture of u dick

I'm in your house. Look for me.

Yeah you'll never see her because you'll be in E-prison. Jesus Christ, OP.

"Just kidding. When can I pick you up?"

winrar!

Lol jk XD
You got memed

This

Roll

You and me is 3.

Time to abandon thread, you've doomed us ALL OP!!

Sorry, I've been trying out this new alpha male thing and it isn't working as intended.

why did op do that?

I'm english, I think we have different rules over here

wasted dubs


"wanna helicopter ride on my dick?"

you could have banged her.... poor kid

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Reroll

Its a phrase from my home country, it shows how beautiful and sexually alluring you are

Last one

reroll

STAPH WASTIN DUBS, GOSH!

oh wow, my friend was at my computer I'm sorry! he thinks he's funny. How have you been??

People get arrested for making rape threats to celebs on twitter in the UK, you're fucked if she reports it, but she prob won't until she tells all her friends how retarded you are

5050 count?

Sorry, my cat typed the last bit

more wasted fucking dubs

send her this picture

Yes. We do. No such thing as a felony. Still a fucking crime to threaten rape you buffoon

rolling

Nope, still illegal you tard

reroll

Topkek

Winner

kek