Prove that you are white

Prove that you are white.

Do not prove that you are not black.

i get follwed around in the store

I say things like coolio. Say dude nonstop and use finger guns regularly.

I make eye contact and smile politely at everyone, regardless of gender, race, color, or creed.

So you're black?
So you're Asian?
Also Asian? You take pictures of everyone, too?

Asian. No, my dad always took pictures growing up so I never bothered with it. But when you're white/asian, you're untouchable. :3 feelsgoodman.jpg

When I walk into a gunstore I get greeted by the clerks

I go to Dover speedway every year =)
88 Baby

I hate niggers

I always ask the police for directions.

I fuck my cousins

I have no problem pulling cotton from my aspirin bottle =)

I'm from Detroit.

I'm from Argentina, so I guess I've already lost

I eat at Panda Express

The clerks are black and you are black?
It was the 88 baby that tilted the scale. You;re on the whiteboard.

i have car / health / life insurance

Quints you filthy nigger
Chekd

Yeah Buddy 88 =)

My gf left me for a black man

fuck you nigger

I showed off my dad's gun at school.

i listen to steely dan

14-88 =)

So you can't even be white right

all of my male ancestors could own land

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i can swim

i dont have aids

i don't carry hot sauce on my person

And all your female ancestors copped giant black dick up their ass

>black gun store clerk
>you have to get permission from the ATF and local Sheriff to open a gun store
confirmed for noguns

I can walk down a street while open carry=)

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I don't need to tell you I'm white. That's my privilege.

I can say "Hello Dad!" and "Good Morning Mr. Officer!"

I listened to 20th century classical music today while I worked at my 85k a year job.

"i didn't buy a color tv to watch a bunch of nigger on it"

My dick is fuckin tiny

I have never worked for Wendys =)

i know who my dad is

My momma didn't go on Maury povich to find out who muh daddy is

I know what spf40 is =)

I sunburn on cloudy days in about an hour.

So you're an albino?

"I'm here about the job you advert..."

"Oh thank god. When can you start."

I have a french press

You can see more than eyes and teeth when i go out after dark =)

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But... I'm Hispanic...

my dick is quite small, but im fine with it.

Im a cuck

I love fine white hot pussy. Anything darker than white is not a turn on.

I stand for the National Anthem =)

herro dere

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No just a shut-in.

I go on college and live with my parents simultaneously.

Hey cuck! Google 'Kalergi Plan'. You are a complete faggot afraid to stand up for your race and your privilege. Don't fall in line with the Jew aristocracy wanna bees.

Oh hai Sup Forums

I give that half assed smirk when I pass someone to show that I acknowledge them.

My grandfathers were in the SS.

Oh.

how on earth would I do that? I'm just normal, with no particular ethnic traits to show off.

ive never rented furniture

I have genealogy papers