Hey Sup Forums, can we do a fun/bad joke thread? It would mean a lot to me since I'm a bit bummed because of an actual living female. I would like a good few laughs.
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Hey Sup Forums, can we do a fun/bad joke thread...
Jaxson Parker
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Leo Johnson
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Hunter Baker
What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch?
A Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Leo White
How do you get a hippie girl pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Landon Adams
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
Leo Turner
Guys gf is having a hard time parking the car. He says "I think you should get tested." She say "I'm not that bad at driving." He says "no I have chlamydia."
Cooper Sanchez
Why are crabs always so tired?
Because they only sleep in snatches.
Chase Murphy
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Jackson Foster
bumping for bad good jokes
Bentley Walker
yo mama so dumb she married yo daddy
Asher Campbell
What do you call an abusive, pill-addicted, 25 year old father that is a total fuck up and disgrace to his family?
Xavier Taylor
>Charles Tyler Turner!
He just can't stay out of jail in St. Augustine, Florida!
>BUH-DUM-TSSSS
Matthew Hughes
What do you call a hispanic man expecting a child?
Maternidad.
Austin Lewis
Nathaniel Murphy
The bully made fun of Tim for having glasses. One day the bully took Tim's glasses.
Tim made fun of the bully for having glasses.
Ryder Robinson
What's black and screaming?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Robert Bell
perfect dubs
Tyler Wood
What's the most unlucky kind of cat to have?
A cat-astrophe
Jose Myers
Bump
John Ortiz
How do you know when a cat is done cleaning herself?
She's smoking a cigarette
Sebastian Roberts
>Walks in to work on september 11th.
>"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone!"
>Why is everyone angry at me?
James Miller
OP here. Thanks for all the awful jokes and bumps so far... You fags are the best!