Dubs decide

Dubs decide.
See if you can get me in this teen mum's pants.

Want another baby?

I'm more attracted to your baby than you.

>ouch...

Jesus dude

inb4 she reports you to fbi.

Better than nothing

You're fat and I'm out of your league, give me 1 reason why you wouldn't let me bang you. Nobody else will.

But, i suppose if you wanted my dick... "post image of black guy (sam) from the movie holes"... i could fix that.

"So do you prefer cut or uncut? If you prefer cut it'll be painful but I'll do it."

Rolling

Roll

Want to know what it's like to be a single mother of two?

Roll and this is the image

Can you peg my asshole like the silly faggot i am

Reroll

Would you stick your finger into my cock hole?

Roll

Rolling

Fuck yeah Winrar!

that wasn't a compliment. I legitimately want to have sex with your kid. You wanna join us?

Why not have another kid with me?

that ugly fat fucking nose #GROSS

Ouch. Buddy-zoning me already?

...

Wanna make the beast with two backs?

Roll

They aren't making it easy for OP.

Rolling

WINRAR

You might want to add the words "by the way" to make it more contextual for this one -

so sorry my dumbass friend stole my phone and typed that

Poor OP, FBI standing by.

>has child
>doesn't know cut or uncut

Damn dude

What have you done........

say youre taking about your figure

trying to save you OP

Well at least I know you fuck.

"Ok ok, the truth is, I'm asking random people online to help me get into your pants and impregnate you."

Come on guys

Let play Casey Anthony day care with the kid

Rolling for this

I try to save OP, if dubs this is CANCELED

TOUCH ME MOMMY! LIKE DADDY DID

"Boy or girl?"

Send her a pic of your dick and ask "do you like this kind?"

Agh fuck! I'm so sorry my friend took my phone and hid it from me. I'm so sorry!

Do you know how tinder works?

Roooolllling

Reroll

Reroll.

check em

Rolling for this

I don't even know .... I don't think it matters at this point.

This, need to salvage OP.

dubs waste

I'm on a..... 'Watch list' of sorts... And I can't be within 50 feet of a school. Is that ok with you?

ask her if she'll do it for $1000

Rollin

Come baby! Rolling

Oops, my bad. Yeah i didnt catch that.

check em

LOL WIN

Winar

Fucking winrar

Can't send pics bud

One more time

This, this.

Kek

Cut as in circumcised dick

>OP asks her if he can fuck child
>Now asking if she'd do it for $1000
>FBI incoming for OP.

Want to see my basement?

Jesus fuck, her parents spelled her name wrong.

Do this

Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

OP is doomed, rolling for this btw.

You fucking wrecked it.

Trips!

OP where is the updates? lel

lulz will be had either way user.

satan trips trumps all

I'm ignoring my waste of dubs

Thread is dead morons, and also you just send OP to jail

all hail satanic trips

HAHAHA

She probably blocked OP Kek

OP is getting his ass pounded by Bubba in jail

quads

Yeah, keep us updated!

Or did the feds take him?

This literally just ruined the whole shit he pulled her into.

OP, you just committed a federal crime.

You're a goddamn idiot.

HERE WE GO

Satan just saved OP omg

Is op kill?

inb4 v&

we just gonna act like this isn't a get thread now?

Satanic trips to the rescue

Don't be an idiot dude...

jesus, checked the checker

jokes arent a crime retard