Dubs decide.
See if you can get me in this teen mum's pants.
Dubs decide
Want another baby?
I'm more attracted to your baby than you.
>ouch...
Jesus dude
inb4 she reports you to fbi.
Better than nothing
You're fat and I'm out of your league, give me 1 reason why you wouldn't let me bang you. Nobody else will.
But, i suppose if you wanted my dick... "post image of black guy (sam) from the movie holes"... i could fix that.
"So do you prefer cut or uncut? If you prefer cut it'll be painful but I'll do it."
Rolling
Roll
Want to know what it's like to be a single mother of two?
Roll and this is the image
Can you peg my asshole like the silly faggot i am
Reroll
Would you stick your finger into my cock hole?
Roll
Rolling
Fuck yeah Winrar!
that wasn't a compliment. I legitimately want to have sex with your kid. You wanna join us?
Why not have another kid with me?
that ugly fat fucking nose #GROSS
Ouch. Buddy-zoning me already?
...
Wanna make the beast with two backs?
Roll
They aren't making it easy for OP.
Rolling
WINRAR
You might want to add the words "by the way" to make it more contextual for this one -
so sorry my dumbass friend stole my phone and typed that
Poor OP, FBI standing by.
>has child
>doesn't know cut or uncut
Damn dude
What have you done........
say youre taking about your figure
trying to save you OP
Well at least I know you fuck.
"Ok ok, the truth is, I'm asking random people online to help me get into your pants and impregnate you."
Come on guys
Let play Casey Anthony day care with the kid
Rolling for this
I try to save OP, if dubs this is CANCELED
TOUCH ME MOMMY! LIKE DADDY DID
"Boy or girl?"
Send her a pic of your dick and ask "do you like this kind?"
Agh fuck! I'm so sorry my friend took my phone and hid it from me. I'm so sorry!
Do you know how tinder works?
Roooolllling
Reroll
Reroll.
check em
Rolling for this
I don't even know .... I don't think it matters at this point.
This, need to salvage OP.
dubs waste
I'm on a..... 'Watch list' of sorts... And I can't be within 50 feet of a school. Is that ok with you?
ask her if she'll do it for $1000
Rollin
Come baby! Rolling
Oops, my bad. Yeah i didnt catch that.
check em
LOL WIN
Winar
Fucking winrar
Can't send pics bud
One more time
This, this.
Kek
Cut as in circumcised dick
>OP asks her if he can fuck child
>Now asking if she'd do it for $1000
>FBI incoming for OP.
Want to see my basement?
Jesus fuck, her parents spelled her name wrong.
Do this
Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
OP is doomed, rolling for this btw.
You fucking wrecked it.
Trips!
OP where is the updates? lel
lulz will be had either way user.
satan trips trumps all
I'm ignoring my waste of dubs
Thread is dead morons, and also you just send OP to jail
all hail satanic trips
HAHAHA
She probably blocked OP Kek
OP is getting his ass pounded by Bubba in jail
quads
Yeah, keep us updated!
Or did the feds take him?
This literally just ruined the whole shit he pulled her into.
OP, you just committed a federal crime.
You're a goddamn idiot.
HERE WE GO
Satan just saved OP omg
Is op kill?
inb4 v&
we just gonna act like this isn't a get thread now?
Satanic trips to the rescue
Don't be an idiot dude...
jesus, checked the checker
jokes arent a crime retard