Mom is threatening to kick me out if I don't get a job again

>Mom is threatening to kick me out if I don't get a job again

Wtf do I do lads

I really don't want to work...

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Start your own business then, I'm sure your mom will help you out

We are not your lad you useless faggot, hang yourself, that way you wont gonna have to work ever

Why so? Are you handicapped ?

study?

Like what?

Buy kneepads and service men at glory holes?

Doesn't she threaten you all the time?

Just make it seem like you're so pathetic if you get kicked out you will die. I do this with my mom, I pretend not to know how to tie my shoes, do laundry and when I practice paying at the grocery store with my mom I pretend to over pay

Hits my mom in the feels she's just like awww

1. make time travel machine
2. travel to 10 years ago
3. buy bitcoins at $0.1
4. sell bitcoins at $600 a few years later

that's more work than a regular job and requires a lot of money to start

Doesn't you mother think you are a litteral autist or something?

I'm sure you'd be good at it.

Get a fucking job you lazy cunt.

Yes she does

She used to threaten me until it took my 6 hours to get milk from the grocery because I got "lost"

I just walked the opposite direction from home while listening to an audio book, she called the police to report me missing. I got home and cried because I got lost

Get a fucking job, you piece of useless shit

Please say you were 13

Depends on your skills I guess. Even if you have none, buying random stuff in bulk to a wholesale supplier and selling them online could be a good enough start. Sites like e-bay let you create your own boutique.

It's not about being successful though, it's about showing he's trying to make some efforts

Start selling stuff

Find rich wife.

start selling your butthole for five canadian dollars

I was 19 lol

Why buy them though?

Might as well dropship them... That way I don't have overhead inventory costs or have to deal with the logistics. It's overdone on EBay though.

Maybe I could start an online shop for women's clothes and drop ship then?

Kill your mother

How should I do it?

Cut her neck with a kitchen knife, while she sleeps

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she will get a heart attack or something

all leafs should find work.
there will be a lot less shitposting here

How old are you? So you act like a retard on purpose to guilt trip your parents into supporting your neet lifestyle?

I'm 22 now, and pretty much

you've been posting these threads forever

your mom clearly isn't going to do shit

I think she feels bad desu

I think she's just embarrassed of her only son being a loser and is desperately trying to get me to work or do something with myself.

Stop making this autistic thread and kys already leaf.

>goes to lengths that extreme to avoid work
user I think you are actually retarded.

iktf I'm actually planning on faking a mental illness to not have to work.

That's fucking retarded

Who do you think you're fooling exactly? You're the one that's going to get older with zero experience, money or skills...