If you had to take any animal penis from behind, which one would it be and why?

If you had to take any animal penis from behind, which one would it be and why?

in a dildo form or attached to the animal ?

Cow

Human. Not really familiar with animal penises, and human looks pretty soft.

>which one would it be
a nigger penis

>and why?

it's popular nowadays so i might as well use the opportunity to see what's so great about it

kys cuck

Ant.

Goldfish

I guess a mouse or something else small.

BC I don't want to feel it.

A fly dick cuz small af

My dogs

Ants don't have di....oh! Oh you!

Duck

Blue whale. Just fuck my shit up fam.

are you a grill?

You won't have to deal with the animal, but the dick isn't just silicone, but properly fleshy.
How's that sound?

no.... no i don't think i will user

you keep using that word cuck but i don't think you know what it means

obviously the humour went right over your zika head

cervine, they're very long and thin so I imagine it going in and out very nicely.

Yes

shut up cuck
choke on nigger dick and die of suffocation you worthless race traiting cancer

flea cock

thats pretty hot
did you ever get fucked by it?

How old is that doggo? Seems a nice doggo

A rat. I'm an anal virgin.

...

Human.

Not them but yeah, you don't get it at all.

No I'm not brave enough to do it, it's just a fantasy for now

post tits

How about jerking him off?

beast or gtfo

do you fap to furry porn?

He said that he doesn't think you know what that word means and I, based on the evidence presented thus far, tend to concurr in his conclusion

No I've not done that

cuck

probably should try that then.

post your twat so i can masturbate to the idea of you getting fucked by your doge

Agreed

Further evidence; thank you

Add me on kik harddorhard i've helped a couple of frineds knot if you want advice or anything

You silver-tongued rogue. I'll bet all the women just fall at your feet

kys cuck

I agree with your agreement.

Elephant. The only right answer.

I'll have statistical significance soon

Friends** jesus my hands are too big for these god damn phones

What about sucking him?

well chloroform does do that

nigger loving cuck

Takes too long; baseball bat and they drop like a brick

Chloroform? More like boreform!

You are conflating two different phenomena now; this could corrupt the data, but I think I can maintain the integrity

O'Doyle rules

lets see that dog fucked twat already you stupid cunt. i dont have all day to waste on idle banter with a retarded dike

Kek

cuck

Much better, thanks. The data are definitely beginning to show a clear trend

haha, hell yeah, that dog just cropped a field!!

>cropped a field

dog cock for sure


bump

Been eaten out?

I've sucked and and jerked a horse off but I wish I couldget fucked by it.

>You will never tongue this

Well already own a horse and fox cocks so... yeah.

All of them

Well my largest dildo is 32x7cm, so it had to be something in that league. I am, however, kind of scared of horses. Any suggestions?

pic related

Simultaneously? Or sequentially?

enjoy wearing diapers by the time youre 40

so you're a guy?

Mr Hands wanabee spotted

yup

Post dick.

post webm of you fucking the dildo and

One hour, only one single answer of "nigger".

Jesus fucking Christ, Sup Forums, get it together. What the fuck has 2016 done to you?

I've bad news for you; unfortunately, most zoos are. Followed by snorlaxes

Pretty girls into it are virtually unicorns.

global warming affects all of us

b likes animal cocks. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

>implying I care about girls

I've given up on finding a pretty grill, a hole's a hole.

housefly, probly just feel like I sat on a tic tac naked

>Implying there are str8 zoos

wow, straight to the meaty animals huh

@realwhitneywisconsin might be able to help you alone on your Journey

I ain't no zoophile or gay, but even I have jerked off a dog and had my dick licked by it.

try it, it's cool. Unless you are over the age of 18, when it it really stupid you toy with dogs, instead of other humans