What's the worst thing you can imagine happen to you?

What's the worst thing you can imagine happen to you?

The fuck is this

blood circulation cut off

is a ball bearing on a dick

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Having to read a thread which abuses the glorious English language as much as yours does.

I could wake up tomorrow and find out I am a nigger. That's the worst thing to happen ever.

Lol! Calm down. OP missed the 'ing' in 'happening', hardly a catastrophe.

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Living

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damn.

Losing the ability to kill myself.

DAMN, LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE LEFT HIS COCK PUMP ON TOO LONG AND THE PLASTIC PART FUCKED HIM UP BAD.

GOOD NEWS: NOW HIS COCK IS PERM. GIRTHY
BAD NEWS: IT WILL BE IN A JAR ON IS MANTLE FROM NOW ON

I've always thought of something like this as the worst possible punishment. (minus the robots and orb around the head, but funny someone had that same thought)

Looks like a white cuck has seen the light and tried to get himself a nigger cock.

Once I put a ring around my dick. Seeing now what could have happen, I feel very lucky. The boner persisted through the whole time and it's almost impossible to remove without a cutting tool. Can't remember how I managed to get it off.

being a conscious vegetable. or paraplegic or whatever.

>glorious
>English language

choose one

Someone finding my porn folder.

Since I'm in recovery, probably having a relapse of heroin. I've finally been sober for two years. Have a fantastic fiancé, I've been with her for 5 years, and she might be pregnant now. So yeah, probably getting back on heroin or meth; the main drugs I've been addicted to for around 8 years (using for 13 years) would be the worst thing to happen to me right now.

Don't you miss it? That initial scratch - that...Sublime moment of release into wonderland after you've shot up? Wouldn't you give ANYTHING to feel that again?

Do it user. Go back to wonderland. You know that despite everything you have right now, you feel empty and that nothing compares to how you feel when you're high.

Timothy wanted to become Tyrone, but instead lost his tool.

Wow what a dicker

Yup me too. Doing coke or dope again would be a nightmare for me. I'm so glad I don't crave coke relentlessy anymore.

I'm just helping user realise his full potential, Sup Forumsro.

Wow, you're a fuckin' asshole.

kek. Yes. Yes I am.

I think I know what he tried to achieve

he's not putting the drugs right in front of him.

this is Sup Forums. most of us have done our share of "trolling"

>ending a sentence fragment with a period

That's the beauty of it. I don't need to - We all know that Junkies are a single thought away from jumping off that wagon, and doing anything to get a fix.

Hell. user is probably contemplating turning tricks to get a baggie at this minute.

just because you told him to. lol. you're retarded.

he was already discussing his drug abuse amd drugs of choice... you just telling someone to do it doesn't flip some switch in their head.

Experiencing something awful happening to one of my siblings and not having the courage to truly reach out to them and slowly grow apart and watch them ruin their lives while i lead a sad and empty life with no friends and being tired of my wife but not strong enough to leave her

In all seriousness.

Testicular torsion either in the middle of the ocean or up a high mountain.

Nothing to do with me telling him to. Junkies are Junkies. They're a lower form of life than born again christians and paedophiles IMHO.

care to elaborate?

then you're admitting you've done nothing. if they were going to relapse, they'd just do it. it would have nothing to do with this thread.

now grow up. you've been sheltered too long by mommy and should probably move out of her basement.

Happened to me, twice.
It's fucking horrible, the pain is worse than everything i know in my life.

just google it. it's very painful and can lead to amputation due to lack of blood. and being stuck somewhere far from civilization with it would be pretty bad.

Right after you an hero.

I'm willing to bet his mommy or other immediate family member was/is a junky and he cries himself to sleep every night because of it. Classic deflecting on this sad anons part. Coming from another recovering addict

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How the hell do doctors even remove these things, with angle grinder or what?

Daym, i will never put my dick through toilet paper roll again without thinking this picture

first, they throw in the towel.
second, they have a scotch on the rocks
third, next patient

This. A persistent vegetative state. Conscious, knowing but unable to even let people know you're still in there.

living my entire life knowing that it don't matter , none of it matters

but you already know the truth. once you've accepted it, life is bliss

Nah, nothing's worse than born again christians.

How the fuck?

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such a little faggot

Thread it through while soft, then get hard. Blood gets in but can't get out. Treatment is generally a big bore needle to drain off the blood.
Then,
>pic related

First I'd assume ice. Really much ice.

that's a massive ball bearing, what the fuck

Haha, you edgy cunt. Bad attempt tho, 2/10.

see

They drain the blood

No..... An asshole that acknowledges they're an asshole just comes of as a "fucking jerk" and nothing's cool or edgy about that young man. Too bad you didn't have a positive make roll model in your pathetic little life. I feel sorry for people like you :/

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Why the fuck would anyone do this thinking it would turn out okay?

Stupidity?

Get dropped in the ocean with one arm and leg

How is it caused?

Not having toilet paper when I finish taking a shit, so I'm forced to waddle my bare ass out into the kitchen for paper towels while my parents are home.

You can see the pain in how he's holding that zebra stripped thing (can't tell if it's a pillow or a bundled up blanket)

damn dude

it happens when the testis rotates, twisting the nerves and cutting off the blood supply. Seems to be a genetic disposition in those it happens to and it requires urgent surgery to save the testicle, which is then stitched to the scrotum to prevent it happening again.

2.

3.

Homo sickfuck faggots are mentally ill. Nothing can shock me anymore about these degenerate scums.

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The worst thing I can imagine? I got to know this girl whose fiancee was a junkie. Later she told me she WAS a junkie too. I'm afraid she'll pull me with her there. She's offered me LSD, speed, exta already. I am worried since exta was really nice and been thinking to take it again - what if I lose control and start taking everything else too? Should I stop and only stick to weed, or not even smoke weed?

Realise at the age of 40 years or so that I never did anything significant in my youth besides browsing the internet and pretend to be better than everyone else.

Stop posting this shit. What you, a level 99 retarded faggot? Use your fucking brain.

fuck you

Speed can be messy, but LSD is relatively safe, though it can really fuck with your head in a terrible way. Feeling like you broke yourself and will be stuck in those dark thoughtloops for the rest of your life. Suicide seemed like a -very- nice option at that moment. Scary stuff. Thankfully I have incredible friends and they pulled me through and I learned a whole lot from it.

What shit? Fuck off kid, crawl back into your Reddit hole

You're so angry, lol.

Yeah I also tried speed once. The high wasn't worth it but the next day was the worst. I was trying to reason with myself that everything's okay but I felt like I wanted to kill myself and that nothing matters. Just to think how a junkie feels the next day..

Locked in syndrome

Thinking like that is what will cause you to jump off track and crave that next high I've done all that shit minus meth and heroine and never once got addicted to any of it and yes extra is nice shrooms are better lsd is amazing none of it is worth letting it control your life it's fun to do a few times then it gets old and monotonous

So DO something!

Keep off Opiates and Benzodiazepines and you'll be fine

Just googled that. Fuck that.

I'll keep that in mind. I'm kinda afraid of slipping because I've been dealing with depression for a long time now, some days it's like I'd just like a fix and then it'd slip since those days nothing matters blabla u know.

Any fool can "do something" but something meaningfull?

Shits hard yo.

Yup, that's really one of my fears. Never did anything addictive, but on lsd I had a few moments where I was thinking I was an addict (even though I only trip a few times a year), and that thought really scared me. I will never try the 'nasty' stuff unless I'm told I've got little time left to live.
I don't even trust alcohol, I can enjoy a good beer and some spirits, but will never drink more then 1 glass of anything, and nothing at all when I need to drive that day.

Can he do big cums?

I'm not that paranoid about alcohol, only on illegal drugs since there's also the risk to getting caught... Then having to look my family in the eye and see the disappointment since i was always the difficult troublemaker child... Yeah nope.avi

Join a farm coop or a food bank and make it the best running must efficient one ever.

Getting killed to death

thats what I do

Dying

>little bit of precum
I'll never understand masochism

Going blind.
Of all things that can happen to mine meatbag, this scares me the most.

Holy fuck

I bet you're describing your own thoughts user, now go reward yourself with a nice hit and try to OD while you're at it.

Love,
user

are you me?