Is there anyway to damage someones car without them knowing? Hes a huge spazmoid

Is there anyway to damage someones car without them knowing? Hes a huge spazmoid.

Give me ideas.

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shove a giant potato up the exhaust

Yeah.
Make the person blind
do whatever you want

Stop being a huge spazmoid, you dumb faggot op.

Pour a bag of sugar in his gas tank.

Man up and damage him not his ride.

In college there was a guy who'd park in the handicapped spot of out apt building.
Every night I'd go out on the balcony and piss on his car.
When I'd hold an after bar I'd get all the guys to go out and piss on his car.
Pissed on that thing for a year. When he turned on the heat in the winter it had to smell special in there.

It was a civic so nothing of value was lost.

I made a thread a couple days back about an asshole parker that keyed my car. Sup Forums came up with a lot of good ideas.

But by "without them knowing", do you mean without them knowing *you* did it, or without them knowing their car is damaged?

Pu foam into the engineplace.

Nothing else says fuck youu like an overheated engine and a fuckton of repair to do.

Also use a longer tube for the foam. So it isnt noticeable until its too late.

Oh yeah, 2 component pu foam. Diamonds in 30 minutes

Why did i laugh so hard at this post?

Op is a pussy. He probably won't even damage his ride.

Without them knowing anything is done until its too late.

This.

Nice dubs

You should suck his cock op. That'll really show him

Oh shit, different question from mine then.

Until it's too late is the hard part. Cutting brake lines would be noticed almost immediately unless you cut them, then put them back together using a male/male hose connector without a hose clamp. They might work once or twice, enough to let him get out of his parking space, but eventually the pressure in the cut lines without hose clamps would burst off the connector, and then he'd have no more breaks

Anything that wont kill him, hes not that much of a spazmoid.

Was thinking something to do with the tires or exhaust.

Take a small potato. Shove that fucker up the tail pipe, until it's out of sight, not too far. It won't start. People can't usually figure this out, not even some mechanics. Know from experience.

What's the goal here? Why the "until it's too late" qualifier?

DOT 4 or 5 brake fluid on his paint will est right through it and rust the fuck out of anything it touches for long enough. That good?

Broom handle, have to be slick.

RIP Paul Walker also R8 my M8 singing youtube.com/watch?v=pUYunuqudgo

Mess with the man, not his fucking ride you gigantic pussy spazzmoid

~DarkKhan~

Jizz inside tail pipe
Impregnate car
Car has car aids.
He won't be aware of aids until it's too late

I laughed

super glue in the locks
expanding foam in the exhaust
crack an egg into the air intake for the cab.or dish washing liquid(takes a few weeks to go off but smells the same as rotten egg.
alkaline based cleaners on the glass. causes them to perminently fog up.

Oh good. THIS thread again.

HOW MANY FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING ASK US THIS.

JUST FIGHT THE NIGGER ALREADY OR FUCKING CALL THE COPS GOD DAMN IT.