Anons help!
How to pick up girl?
Anons help!
Jack Powell
Mason Roberts
Press c
Ryan Gray
Well, with your arms if she's skinny. Get a forklift otherwise.
Dylan Adams
Use your legs
Christopher Gomez
Rape never hurt anyone
Jaxson James
One arm under the neck, the other about halfway up the thighs. Lift with your legs, not your back.
David Barnes
Leave Sup Forums and stop asking them for help
Hunter Barnes
Ask girl to help you with xyz
Go to your car with the girl
As she is distracted knock her out with a crowbar
Put her in your car with removed passenger seat
Chase Jenkins
Why?
Nathan Moore
money, just buy one.
Brody Murphy
It rubs the lotion on it's skin...
Julian Scott
Lift From the knees, not the back
Jason Jones
Honestly, confidence
Asher Adams
I'm going to blame autocorrect for that.
Landon Mitchell
what
Thomas Allen
Go and watch The Silence of the Lambs.
You'll thank me and get the joke.
Eli Green
Ah, I get you
Christopher Martinez
>See girl
>Pick her up
Wtf y u even askin..
Ethan Bennett
Esta una trappa.
Easton Scott
Really? Hot.
Jaxson Hall
Lift with your knees.
Michael Jones
just random girl from web for atttttnetion
Its my kind of beauty
Thomas Roberts
or else it gets the hose again
Eli Lewis
Would you fuck me?
Luke Cooper
>see girl
>place arms on waist
>pick up
>put over shoulder
>take back to rape den
>repeat
Isaac Sullivan
This. You need to have a reason to talk to the girl OP. And that is a bit more complex than just posting a line. Relativity, makes it a pretty ambiguous question OP.
Luke Cruz
With your legs, not with your back.
Anthony Jenkins
roofies
Leo Sanders
>rape den
kek
Connor Parker
Legs evenly apart, knees bend, back straight
David Thomas
Just be cool and follow your instinct. Does the job everytime.
~DarkKhan~
Ryder Lewis
DarkKhan you think you are hot shit? Well think again you pathetic FRICKIN WEAKLING. I am the party leader here and for I am XX_Robotron_the__Cavernous_De$troyer_of_Doom_dark_dragonXXX aka ur mom is gay and sucks on my wiener
Aaron Bennett
fuck you you virgin scumfuck
Jonathan Kelly
Buy her a drink. Go to the bar, bullshit with everybody, bullshit with her more as tome goes by, and get each of you a shot or two. Go from there. Find common ground, and share casual interests.
Be witty without being weird. Pay attention without being a creep. I did it just Sunday and even though I fucked up and didn't get things to go the way I planned, I'll probably see her again this Sunday at the same bar where I plan on continuing what I started. Just go with the flow, amigo.
Connor Anderson
I second this notion.
Owen Rivera
I'd fuck me
Chase Thomas
put the fucking lotion in the basket
Josiah Moore
Exceed the force that gravity is pulling down on her
Hudson Davis
There. The force. Exceed it.
Jordan Brown
This