Hello Sup Forums

Hello Sup Forums
Im from the year 2027
The world meets a horrid tragedy when the USA launches an attack against China due to their aggression towards ASEAN countries
Ive returned to the past to raise awareness about the impending war and prevent it from happening
I have extensive knowledge of the future and its tech, ama

Fuck off chink, your attempts to prevent the mighty USA from a annihilating your commie shithole are futile. USA #1 now and in 2027.

r u gay?

Unfortunately this isn't the case
no

>no
r u sure?

positive

Oh no! Not Asea(?!)

Checked, future fella. Are traps still around in the future?

k den

Enjoy being on the fbi watch list m8, anything you search, post is now tracked

Also, how many deaths in total? What events lead up to the war?

OP HERE disregard i suck cocks.

No, theyre forced into sex changes to properly fit into society

Is justin bieber dead?

>2027
>ASEAN
still thinking that fucking matters in the shadow of TTP

We must stop this tragedy at all costs. What can I do to help?

Will it be easier to get trips in the future?

What currently unknown technologies/features will phones in the future have? (Hopefully still audio jacks)

tell me if Trump win

Yes, however they're facing a cruel fate of being constantly sexually harassed and raped by their comrades due to conscriptions.
Im returning the the future in about 17 hours, when Im back I wont even have to worry about the FBI
around 850 million deaths
The USA was on guard after china annexed an area in northern Malaysia. They then used military force to take the southern Philippine islands and the USA retaliated
no
no
Yes he does

Will national socialism rise in the europe?

Dude, fucking get over it already, I bought an Bluetooth headset from Skullcandy (affordable not expensive shit) and it's great! I wasted so many cables with my old one.

bullshit. why is time travel invented in 2027? why dont america just go back in time and fix the battle better instead of some slack jaw faggot coming on here saying we should just be nice to each other. What the fuck hippie dippie cock sucking have you been doing boy?

Am I still a loser in the future?

ebonics has mixed heavily with english it seems

Yea... I'm from the future, there aint no war.

OP couldnt tell the future even if he was suckn time traveling cock.

I dont care what you rolled, suggesting Usa or china would ever get in another military conflict is ludicrous. We are economically interdependent on each other, if one of us fell, the other would soon watch an unending economic crash.

Phones can now deliver the feeling of touch from one user to another. Scientists are currently working on a way for phones to access and retrieve human memories as a series of sounds and when the sound is played the memory is brought forth
no
Who said that I was american?
Most likely, if youre not dead

What does the future hold in terms of sex robots? Asking for a friend

China would stomp the fuck out of USA. USA are cheaters but they'd still get stomped. Not a hater its just fact.

Guys I'm from the future too. Don't worry, I'll create an incursion to get rid of the Chinese. Trips chooses what other country I remove.

Hello, John Titor. Nice to see you back

Learn how to spell ASIAN countries, fagget

(You)
Most likely, if youre not dead

Seems plausible

ASEAN is an organization you dumb amerifags

LOL no they would not beat the USA. USA has some tech that is just otherworldy.
Sure like america is gonna let anyone beat us to that table.
If you are so legit tell me something that will happen before the year ends thats global.

India

Is Europe still white?

Also, any wise investment advice?

After China's discovery of cold fusion and their selling cheap energy to neighboring countries their economy bloomed and they become very aggressive as a result
They were very successful between 2017-2019
They became internationally outlawed after a women's rights movements
Hello
I meant ASEAN
>Sure like america is gonna let anyone beat us to that table
The Swiss and Dutch did

Remove, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan, India, Egypt, Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, Morocco, Yemen, Oman, Somalia, UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, Lebanon, Turkey, Palestinian territories, Bahrain, Azerbaijan. I don't know, maybe REMOVE KEBAB!

have u ever been with someone of the same sex?

Yes bro jobs are a common practice now. No homo

No. As I am the last man on Earth and my father died before I was born, I have only been in the company of women.

>No homo
Doubt it.

Yes, however I had to put that aside for the sake of this mission

If you had only the company of men, would you sex them?

Don't believe this guy. He isn't me. There are plenty of men left.

jesus christ that girl is stunning

You're not me either

No one gives a fuck. Death to all.

I'm a time traveler from the future of your time sent back to ruin this thread.

I'm a time traveler from your future here to remind you that you're supposed to troll this entire thread. Our records show you just took loads of drugs and fucked guys for a week.

You won't be getting paid.

Something about this gave me an erection and it wasn't just the girl

Worth it.

Who wins the 2017 Super bowl? Maybe we can make some money out of this.

Wtf is that made out of and where can I buy one? Oh cool statue too

No. Europe is now blacker than a turdbowl in mid july.

There is no 2017 superbowl.

cum

How many birds are used in future wars. Like trained hawks and eagles and shit. I would use them to intercept drones.

Who wins the 2016 election.

Eagles

Trump

LOL the thought of the Eagles winning it makes this thread even less plausible

There are no longer birds. They were deemed illegal in 2023 on account of how much birds tended to shit in ice cream cones.

Mexico. ¡Ay-ay-ay! Fucking beaners ruin the U.S. by outlawing abortion which in turn spurred a widescale production of superviolent underaged criminals of all ethnicities and races raise by single mothers.

if you are in fact from the future can you tell me of a noteworthy news event that will happen in September 2016.

Trump, I answered this in an earlier question
Hey man you'll see
Who are you and why are you trying to impersonate the first time officer of the dutch time patrol

Dude said birds illegal because of shitting in ice cream cones.............. He no from future

How does the brexit go then?

How do us Britbongs get on? What happens to good ole Engerlung.

>There is no 2017 superbowl
Confirmed fake

Hillary Clinton's withdrawal from the presidential race.

Nothing significant happens in September 2016
That wasnt me
By August 2019 the pound will be about by 35% of its September 2016 worth, several other countries follow the example and leave the EU
You don't have an active role in the war, however you provide supplies, tech and training to the USA
not me again

I guess they don't have spell checkers in the future.

Meant up by 35%
Wew that could've caused some panic

From the human race. She finally gets outed as human-sized cardboard cutout of bill clinton's penis. This technology becomes the basis for holographic transport.

Imposter.

Ye

Hello everyone, I am from the year 2032 and I can confirm that OP is a lying, overflown toilet. There is no such thing as a war between America and China.

Im gonna head out for about 2 hours, the thread may get archived, not sure. All answers after this post are NOT from me.
Fuck off
Even after turmoil the 50 cent party remains strong.

Yeah. Because the U.S. and China stop existing after 2019. Just read wikipedia any year after that. 2026 master race checking in. What's in store for me?

>2027
>magical technology from the future
>pick one

fuck off future nigger

Yeah right, all of china's military weapons are paper tigers. Now our tools of death are tried and tested in our endless wars.

>your china jets and tanks are like their lawnmower engines

THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD
>i.e. flips

Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.

My “time” machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.

My initial flight was from 2036 to 1975 (61 yrs). I then went from 1975 to 2016 (41 yrs.) Later this year, one of two favorable windows will open and I will return to my 2036 (20 yrs.) I am here now for personal reasons.

Also, I realize there is no way for anyone to believe me with absolute certainty so I hope I’m at least entertaining. You may be interested to know that even in 2036, there are a large number of people who don’t believe in time travel. Are you sure the world is round?

After the war, many things like manual printing machines, bicycles, sailboats and hand tools were valued a great deal. I have noticed more people in California are installing wood burning stoves.

I realize my claims are a bit ridiculous but my intent is not really to be believed. However, if I had an opportunity to talk to a time traveler, I might ask questions like: How exactly does the singularity sensor measure the expansion of the inner event horizon or why does the reality of multiple worlds support the religious dogma that there are no good or bad people just good and bad desicions or what were the political motivations that changed the U.S. Constitution?

faggot

In my experience, when it becomes necessary to convince someone what I do for a living the only way to do that is to be related to them. Everything else is immediately written off as a parlor trick, even if they’re standing in front of a cooling distortion unit and I show them a dollar bill with the year 2029 on it.

In the last few months, I have had numerous extended conversations online and there are quite a few things I’ve said which can easily be checked out but haven’t. I get no pleasure out of being right when it comes to CJD disease, war in the Middle East or suffering people in far away lands. There’s nothing like the look on someone’s face when you tell them 100,000 people will be dead tomorrow. In my travels, I have discovered that most people really don’t want to know about the future because if its different than what they want it ticks them off. Actually, I don’t blame them.

The means by which I travel in time is very physical. I require a “machine” to do it. It weighs about 500 pounds and gets quite hot. I do not own it and I did not build it. Within limits, I will be happy to discuss how it works and how “future” science thinks time works. No we have not completed string theory yet but (N-10) seems to work pretty well.

As far as the future goes, your worldline is about 2.5% different than mine. This is a roughly cumulative measurement based on my arrival in 1975. As far as I can tell right now, you are headed toward the same events I would call “my history” in 2036. However, the very nature of time travel states that every worldline is unique and you are very much in control of what you do and how you get there. Heck, the fact that I’m here makes it different from mine.

I have nothing to sell, and there is nothing I want anyone to do. For all other time travelers out there, I have no tests for you and I would enjoy discussing your feelings and experiences after the war. To everyone else, while I’m here, I am very interested in your philosophy, religious outlooks and speculations on technology.

Canada and Germany.

Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to approach the Wright Brothers in 1910, before their first flight, and make the suggestion that in a mere thirty years, man would be on the brink of flying through the air at the speed of sound.

What tools would I be able to show them that would convince them? Would a picture of a jet airplane do it? Would complicated math and physics equations do it? Would it take a ride? Perhaps there will be a way to share the photos again but I don’t expect it would convince anyone. I would only hope they would spark conversation and make the reality of time travel a little more personal.

Although I have no personal experience with non-mechanical time travel, I cannot discount it. Physics has a way of making the impossible a reality.

I’m not here to study anyone. My objective was in 1975 and the reason I’m here now is my family. I find my preconceptions of what I would encounter interesting. Being exposed to a society through its art, music and advertising is one thing and experiencing it is another.

I’m not sure the physics of time travel is really that hard to grasp. Most of the working theory has been around on a large scale since 1970 and the technical breakthroughs are happening on your worldline right now.

Technology is not gone in 2036 nor is it the private domain of “government” leaders. Computer printers just didn’t work very well on 12 volts and many people just got used to doing things the old way. After the war, the main problem was distribution. Can anyone tell me how many companies in the United States still manufacture bicycle tires today? Anyone who still has a bike in 2018 will find out.

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Not even the future can outlive trap threads.

Am I gonna get drafted?

Fucking Japs and their pet owls

>USA #1 now