Friends birthday, want to print something on a t-shirt

Friends birthday, want to print something on a t-shirt
Let me see your fucked up creativity Sup Forumsros

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It aint gay if the balls aint touching

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Get your dick out for

Thats a damn good one, with harambe being all jesus like and shit

I put this message on a shirt because I'm afraid to say it out loud, but I love you, bro. I want to have anal sex with you.

I am legally obliged to wear this shit to inform you I am a known child molester on probation.

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Didnt even doubt Sup Forums isnt gonna deliver hahaha
Gold

meant to say shirt, not shit. I guess that one works too though.

I jerk off with two hands in my ass. Wondering how? Ask your mom.

Will suck dick for cash

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I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

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Keep 'em coming this is the shit

Incorrect.

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Damn #exposed #keemstar

If you're wondering what that vibrating noise is, it's a dildo inside my anus that I am remotely controlling using my apple smartwatch.

I like to stick my willy inside dead kittens

The secret to my soft skin is lots of cum.

Then underneath in small text: also your mom's

Nice one user

Corn does a body good...

or... remember kids, always eat your vegetables

I hide behind multiple layers of irony to mask my crippling depression

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

this one is good too

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I suffer from severe premature ejaculation. Please do not touch me.

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Gold!

this shirt

Who im fucking? Y_ur m_m (half stickman hanging)

I know HTML
(How To Meet Ladies)

Said every 13 year old in history.

if you have true balls...

Hello, I am Hugh Mungus.
Nice to meet you.

I fuck on first date

My dick is only 6 inches, but I swear you will cum.

*I fist on first date

No 5 date rule?

and if you do have the balls...

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T.T you make me cry. How dare you?

I want to smear my shit on your window after fucking you senseless.

you could do a tribute to the storys..

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chinese food rocks

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>you now notice the child's hands in this photo

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MOON
A
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Whats that?

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Self explanatory, you only fuck after the 5th date

Correction. You only fuck after the fifth date, mah beta boi.

Its from a movie

5th birth date, yeah.