Tech gore thread

Tech gore thread.

Bamp for interest

also
>starts a thread
>doesn't post in own thread

you're a shitty OP

Not OP but oh boy have a got a lot of this shit

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That's not gore.
It's literally bundles of cables organized on the floor.
Probably taking inventory of what they have to work with.

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OP LoungeWhats wrong with this? It's a perfectly good Lenovo

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it's not a thinkpad

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Hang on guys, my radiator is leaking, don't want my computer to overheat.

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Just put a egg in it

Is my gpu sag really that bad?

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holy fuck yes

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I take this in my fucking workplace hospital

So I worked in Best Buy Geek Squad like 10 years ago, pretty good job, but mostly boring. Mostly uninteresting suburbanites with typical, fixable problems. However, we were on the edge of the suburbs so occasionally we would have some real white trash kind of people come in with computer issues.

So one day this trailer trash comes in and his PC won't boot. Nice enough guy but his PC is fucking dirty, caked in dust. I verified I couldn't turn it on and took it to the back.

Open er up and the fans are fucking disgusting. This guy must have smoked several packs a day; the tar got clumped up with the dust in the fans and created a fuzzy, tar substance that literally seized up the fan. As I'm diagnosing it I'm talking with my boss and I hear something move in it. We both look closer and there were fucking cockroaches living in the case. One of them had crawled into the PSU and got fried, killing it.

We weren't legally allowed to continue working on it and had to seal it in a trashbag and give it back. Dude was pissed

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I'm not very tech savvy, what are the two objects with spike toothed sides above your gpu?

nothing wrong here

Oh no, it's going over the sides!
absolutely disgusting.

I think that's toothpaste.

this is ingenious not fucking gore.

Heatsink fins

still work in a pinch. you can do peanut butter too

kek

Oh, alright. Thanks for the answer.

I'm triggered

If your trolling.. nice troll. Otherwise maybe you missed the heatsink compound under the cpu.

is that fucking silicon?

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i like it

Haha that's amazing

>lightbulb

>its me just building computers
>no this soldering iron isnt hot at all here
>you hold it like a pen where the metal has burn marks.
>women can do science

sure.. dat shit gotta stay together

big ass noctua heatsink

:^)

I have a job interview this week to work as a "service desk engineer" aka, first line support ( I guess ) any expierences anybody would like to share would be much appreciated. It's my first job as IT, and would be in a 200+ employee company with 3 people in the IT departement

dat pepsi can

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what references do you got?

Remember, folks. Stock Photography is where the MFA students who can't handle social interaction go when their 'fine art photography' career doesn't take off, and they aren't allowed in any of the cafes to 'be baristas' anymore either.

MFA Photo majors are self-involved assholes, and deserve this fate.

None, why?

I have that exact same case lol

ill dump i guess

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Had this at work earlier this week.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpf Ncase

that's actually pretty cool

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someone's recovering the gold, eh?

Rollin

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>Acidic jizz.

this is so utterly basement dwelling disgusting

Sweet. Idle temps of 100 celcius?

how can this happen?

asdfdgasdgsaf

British computers are amazing.

i can't believe this is some sort of official video

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please explain this wizardry

Looks like a typical 80s~90s movie where some machines AI goes rogue, and creates a rats nest that some how has 1000s of times the current available memory for that area of space, not to mention processing power.

>putting expensive cpu on the line because you want to have an epic meme paste in your computer

Why would you need insulated linemans pliers for any of that?

That shit doesn't have an Edison socket in there.

>No sir, I didn't spill anything on it, it just won't turn on.

>Still beats wireless any day.
Need to troubleshoot a bad connection somewhere... depressing.

Because good techs know that every CPU needs a shitty outdoor spotlight bulb, just sitting around in there, rattling and breaking for slivers during every later repair!