Be me

>be me
>recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town
>every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut
>give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it
>always make them america-related
>start easy. draw an american flag for 5$
>slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on
>"recite the preamble for 20$"
>"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$"
>etc etc
>this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges
>yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident
>wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job
>some of them left a pizza
>mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get
>mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff

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I know its fake but i chuckled anyway

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*salutes as a single tear rolls down me cheeks*

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I can`t say it is fake looks pretty creative and could be true

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I hope you feel better user thanks for letting me know there are still good people.

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CallofPizza.exe has stopped working

>sharpie in pooper for $25...

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rip in pizza, brave user

10/10 green text, would read again