>be me
>recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town
>every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut
>give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it
>always make them america-related
>start easy. draw an american flag for 5$
>slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on
>"recite the preamble for 20$"
>"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$"
>etc etc
>this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges
>yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident
>wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job
>some of them left a pizza
>mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get
>mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff
Be me
Lucas Evans
Dylan Powell
Press E to pay respects
Connor Lewis
E
Logan Clark
I know its fake but i chuckled anyway
Kayden Hall
E
Ian Peterson
E
Ian Martinez
*salutes as a single tear rolls down me cheeks*
James Powell
E
Sebastian Foster
I can`t say it is fake looks pretty creative and could be true
Aiden Taylor
E
Ethan Ortiz
E
Joshua Baker
E
Blake Cook
I hope you feel better user thanks for letting me know there are still good people.
Jacob Morales
F! it's F!
Isaac Morris
CallofPizza.exe has stopped working
Josiah Roberts
>sharpie in pooper for $25...
Nicholas Thompson
F
Kevin Turner
E
Logan Hughes
...
Joseph Russell
rip in pizza, brave user
Bentley Foster
10/10 green text, would read again