My first fleshlight comes saturday. What should i do with it first?
My first fleshlight comes saturday. What should i do with it first?
Ethan Anderson
Aaron Long
Take it to work and let all your male co-workers fuck it. Then take it home and use their cold dead semen as lube for your first fucking
Colton Thomas
show it to your mom
Ian Green
Take it on a date
Nathaniel Fisher
Dry semen doesnt sound like the best lube
She died when i was young
Not a bad idea, italian or seafood?
David Gray
Stick your dick in it you faggot
Sebastian Allen
Thats not very creative
Zachary Wilson
Stretch that sun bitch out, shit in 'er, piledrive it and think about the purchase you've made
Blake White
Which sleeve did you get?
Josiah Miller
Fill it with blueberry yogurt and go wild
Austin Carter
Then what the fuck did you buy it for?
Angel Perry
sauce pleaseeeee
Christian Thompson
Wash it, and check for razor blades.
Jason Williams
let it sit in a bowl of warm water for an hour before you fuck it, get a dildo and sick it up your ass, lube up the fleshlight and fuck it while watching some female pov
Aaron Howard
OP daid.
Robert Collins
Take a laxative and drop awatery shit in it. Then go to town
Andrew Taylor
Its all fun and games until the day you dont wash it and it smells like 5 week old smegma
Jace Mitchell
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Oliver Gomez
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Jordan Ramirez
slice it like a salami and make/eat a sandwich
Liam Murphy
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Caleb Scott
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Logan Brooks
Kill yourself. The person that finds you would be fucked for life.
Robert Bailey
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Juan Hill
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James Williams
Why would you buy a fleshlight over a Tenga Flip? I don't get it.
Tyler Thompson
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Ryan Rivera
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Ayden Ross
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Samuel Garcia
go fuck yourself
Lucas Carter
use it a few times and realize it's not as good as your hand then throw it out
Jace Ross
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James Davis
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Nicholas Gray
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Nathaniel Diaz
Fleshlight in ass. sharpie in fleshlight. Timestamp taped to testicles.
Gabriel Hernandez
Fill it with a Hugh mungus
Jordan Morris
Thats why i bought it, but for the inaugural go thats kinda boring
First go will be in the shower with my suction cup 14" that i can take to the balls. Thats gonna be a long shower
Nay, drunk
The death of my old diy masturbator. Rotten cum is very colorful
with my dildo collection, theyd close the door and leave me for the next person
More sleeve choices, cheaper, more interchangeable parts
Speed bump, butthole style
Dominic Taylor
I kekd
Benjamin Ward
Put it in your bum and adorn a skirt then show us your pussy like a good sot
Levi Ward
Is this your fetish? Ill make a webm of me using mine if you want. 8.5 uncut here